My next door neighbour continually smokes weed every 2-3 hours in his garden... - page 4.

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Quote from: hilariousandco on December 03, 2013, 04:46:04 PM

And it's doing my fucking head in. I have nothing against weed and am in fact pro-drugs, but this shit fucking reeks and often makes me feel sick. It's complete schwag weed and he continually coughs his guts up pretty much every-time he smokes it from 6 in the morning to midnight. He coughs so violently that I've heard him puke several times. My windows are always shut yet it still gets in and smells vile. What do I do? If I ask him to stop doing it, I doubt he will. Do I threaten him with the police if he refuses? I don't want to do that, but this shit is making me feel physically sick, especially when he barfs. He lives with his grandad who has hated me since I was a child. He even attacked me on one occasion for no reason what-so-ever. I don't mind his grandson smoking it as long as I can't smell it or hear him. He also has a 1-2-year-old girl and often leaves her in the house whilst he goes outside to smoke. I can hear her crying and screaming whilst he's outside. He's a stupid skinny degenerate thieving Jeremy Kyle reject chav. I also believe I could kick the living shit out of him if it came to it, but I'm a pacifist and will only fight if I'm attacked and there's no other options.

And who the fuck actually gets addicted to weed? I mean seriously.

Wut do? Please advise.

i also believe I could kick the living shit out of him,pacifists r us,fucktard!

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Quote from: dank on December 04, 2013, 03:28:56 PM

Then he would be the first person to die from weed, ever. Just smoke some of his schwag and give him some dank or even better a reliable connect for dank. Most people do not choose to smoke mids over the loud unless their finances only allow for it, which still isn't a good reason.

Worst case, tell him he's funding cartels and should buy homegrown.

I didn't mean weed could directly kill him, but him being monged constantly can have fatal consequences. What if he falls asleep and chokes on his own puke while he's meant to be looking after the kid etc...

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Quote from: Ecurb123 on December 04, 2013, 03:17:15 PM

I'd just simply tell him what your problem is, start there and see how it goes.

This.

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Quote from: beetcoin on December 04, 2013, 03:11:55 PM

maybe because the smell makes him feel like shit? you know, not everyone likes weed or alcohol.. there are 7 billion people on this planet, and not all are the same.

I love the smell of quality weed, but this shit is the vilest I've ever smelt. And I don't think he smokes cigarettes. I've never seen him smoke them nor have I ever smelt tobacco. His fat hambeast of girlfriend does though.

Quote from: Ecurb123 on December 04, 2013, 03:17:15 PM

I'd just simply tell him what your problem is, start there and see how it goes.

Yup, that's the first step. Second is the Super Soaker, Third is the po-po. Fourth is the Super Soaker again but filled with piss. Fourth is firing dogshit at him with a catapult.

Quote from: Ecurb123 on December 04, 2013, 03:19:43 PM

Lol how and why would they kill him? And if they did kill him, I can guarantee you nothing of value would be lost.What would happen if his weed addiction somehow ends up killing him and his kid?

Then he would be the first person to die from weed, ever. Just smoke some of his schwag and give him some dank or even better a reliable connect for dank. Most people do not choose to smoke mids over the loud unless their finances only allow for it, which still isn't a good reason.

Worst case, tell him he's funding cartels and should buy homegrown.

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Quote from: beetcoin on December 04, 2013, 03:11:55 PM

maybe because the smell makes him feel like shit? you know, not everyone likes weed or alcohol.. there are 7 billion people on this planet, and not all are the same.

I love the smell of quality weed, but this shit is the vilest I've ever smelt. And I don't think he smokes cigarettes. I've never seen him smoke them nor have I ever smelt tobacco. His fat hambeast of girlfriend does though.

Quote from: Ecurb123 on December 04, 2013, 03:17:15 PM

I'd just simply tell him what your problem is, start there and see how it goes.

Yup, that's the first step. Second is the Super Soaker, Third is the po-po. Fourth is the Super Soaker again but filled with piss. Fourth is firing dogshit at him with a catapult.

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Quote from: dank on December 04, 2013, 03:04:02 PM

What the hell? Why would anyone call police because of people smoking weed, ever? Calling others to bestow their force upon someone for your behalf is just as bad as engaging in violence yourself.

Get a bag of dank and smoke him up with it. Tell him he'd enjoy the high more if he didn't smoke mids. He's honestly probably throwing up from smoking cigarettes plus weed, I had this happen to me when we blew through a quap of hash oil over summer.

Tell him he'd get way higher if he smoked less times a day.

All disputes can be resolved with a bag of dank.

Haha. Well if something is negatively affecting someone else and they keep doing it after you've asked them to stop, then what other option do you have? It is illegal after all, not that I believe it should be, but I have the upper hand here and the law on my side. He wont get arrested, maybe cautioned if they catch him in the act, but they'll probably just ask him to stop or next time or he might be in trouble. I don't mind him smoking, I just don't want to have to smell this putrid cheap shit. What people do in their own homes is their own business.

sure you hope that's what would happen, but what if they end up killing him or accidentally killing his kid. really I wouldn’t call the police over something like this, too dangerous for all involved.

Lol how and why would they kill him? And if they did kill him, I can guarantee you nothing of value would be lost.What would happen if his weed addiction somehow ends up killing him and his kid?

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Quote from: hilariousandco on December 04, 2013, 03:13:03 PM

Quote from: dank on December 04, 2013, 03:04:02 PM

What the hell? Why would anyone call police because of people smoking weed, ever? Calling others to bestow their force upon someone for your behalf is just as bad as engaging in violence yourself.

Get a bag of dank and smoke him up with it. Tell him he'd enjoy the high more if he didn't smoke mids. He's honestly probably throwing up from smoking cigarettes plus weed, I had this happen to me when we blew through a quap of hash oil over summer.

Tell him he'd get way higher if he smoked less times a day.

All disputes can be resolved with a bag of dank.

Haha. Well if something is negatively affecting someone else and they keep doing it after you've asked them to stop, then what other option do you have? It is illegal after all, not that I believe it should be, but I have the upper hand here and the law on my side. He wont get arrested, maybe cautioned if they catch him in the act, but they'll probably just ask him to stop or next time or he might be in trouble. I don't mind him smoking, I just don't want to have to smell this putrid cheap shit. What people do in their own homes is their own business.

sure you hope that's what would happen, but what if they end up killing him or accidentally killing his kid. really I wouldn’t call the police over something like this, too dangerous for all involved.

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I'd just simply tell him what your problem is, start there and see how it goes.

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Quote from: dank on December 04, 2013, 03:04:02 PM

What the hell? Why would anyone call police because of people smoking weed, ever? Calling others to bestow their force upon someone for your behalf is just as bad as engaging in violence yourself.

Get a bag of dank and smoke him up with it. Tell him he'd enjoy the high more if he didn't smoke mids. He's honestly probably throwing up from smoking cigarettes plus weed, I had this happen to me when we blew through a quap of hash oil over summer.

Tell him he'd get way higher if he smoked less times a day.

All disputes can be resolved with a bag of dank.

Haha. Well if something is negatively affecting someone else and they keep doing it after you've asked them to stop, then what other option do you have? It is illegal after all, not that I believe it should be, but I have the upper hand here and the law on my side. He wont get arrested, maybe cautioned if they catch him in the act, but they'll probably just ask him to stop or next time or he might be in trouble. I don't mind him smoking, I just don't want to have to smell this putrid cheap shit. What people do in their own homes is their own business.

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maybe because the smell makes him feel like shit? you know, not everyone likes weed or alcohol.. there are 7 billion people on this planet, and not all are the same.

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What the hell? Why would anyone call police because of people smoking weed, ever? Calling others to bestow their force upon someone for your behalf is just as bad as engaging in violence yourself.

Get a bag of dank and smoke him up with it. Tell him he'd enjoy the high more if he didn't smoke mids. He's honestly probably throwing up from smoking cigarettes plus weed, I had this happen to me when we blew through a quap of hash oil over summer.

Tell him he'd get way higher if he smoked less times a day.

All disputes can be resolved with a bag of dank.

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This man is endangering his child. If you do not call Social Services straightaway, some might accuse you of colluding.

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dress up, make sure drugs/something illegal is going on, receive some punches(enough for medical examination proof), knock him out, call the police -> friend of mine even made some money ; )

not that I advice you to do this..

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Quote from: hilariousandco on December 03, 2013, 10:58:12 PM

Quote from: Mondy on December 03, 2013, 10:54:20 PM

Tip the cops?

Like I said before, I don't want to have to do that. I'm a reasonable guy, and hopefully he will heed my polite request, but if he doesn't; it's either a face full of piss or the po-po. Don't really want a rep of being a person who grasses peeps up to the police for smoking a bit of weed either, but this shit has got to stop.

Seriously though, confronting this type of person will just escalate the problem. As satisfying as the piss-filled supersoaker would be, your best option would just let the police handle it. You're not the old lady twitching the blinds at nothing, this is a serious problem.

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maybe you could try burning a bag of shit and throwing it into his back yard.. with a note and a clear message of "stop fucking smoking that shit, ali G."

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Quote from: Mondy on December 03, 2013, 10:54:20 PM

Tip the cops?

Like I said before, I don't want to have to do that. I'm a reasonable guy, and hopefully he will heed my polite request, but if he doesn't; it's either a face full of piss or the po-po. Don't really want a rep of being a person who grasses peeps up to the police for smoking a bit of weed either, but this shit has got to stop.

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It's 3:21 AM here in the UK and guess what? He's fucking outside coughing away. It's fucking freezing outside. If I tell him to stop soon and he doesn't I'm gonna fill a super-soaker up full of my own steaming piss, pump that mother fucker up like I'm having an angry wank, and lean out the window and blast him in the face with it until he gets the idea and fucks off. Absolute plebeian cunt. Any time I can smell it; he's getting blasted.

Quote from: beetcoin on December 03, 2013, 10:08:12 PM

tell him to look into vaporizers.. his lungs won't get nearly as fucked up and the smell is barely there.. and he still gets high as fuck. i think you get more bang for you buck from it too.

I doubt he can afford a vape. I often hear his phone calls when the debt collectors call and he refuses to pay his £25 or whaever that he owes. He must spend his entire dole money on weed. He's got three pair of trackies and that's all he wears. This guy really is Jeremy Kyle fodder.

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tell him to look into vaporizers.. his lungs won't get nearly as fucked up and the smell is barely there.. and he still gets high as fuck. i think you get more bang for you buck from it too.

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Quote from: hieroglyph on December 03, 2013, 08:18:52 PM

yea the people saying call the cops instead of you just speaking to your neighbor are lacking serious people skills. Tell him the coughing fits and puking are not cool and the smell is harsh and he needs to find somewhere else and try to be polite about it.

It's is an awkward situation but nothing a little chat shouldn't be able to fix.

Yeah I want to see you solve this situation. We have here a drug addict that doesn't have a job that sits outside in his yard smoking weed from afternoon to midnight and doesn't feed his kids. The obvious answer is to just say "Hey, please stop smoking." I'm sure that will get through to him and his entire life habit will change.

/sarcasm

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yea the people saying call the cops instead of you just speaking to your neighbor are lacking serious people skills. Tell him the coughing fits and puking are not cool and the smell is harsh and he needs to find somewhere else and try to be polite about it.

It's is an awkward situation but nothing a little chat shouldn't be able to fix.

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Quote from: CoinGeneral on December 03, 2013, 06:24:42 PM

Quote from: hilariousandco on December 03, 2013, 04:46:04 PM

And it's doing my fucking head in. I have nothing against weed and am in fact pro-drugs, but this shit fucking reeks and often makes me feel sick. It's complete schwag weed and he continually coughs his guts up pretty much every-time he smokes it from 6 in the morning to midnight. He coughs so violently that I've heard him puke several times. My windows are always shut yet it still gets in and smells vile. What do I do? If I ask him to stop doing it, I doubt he will. Do I threaten him with the police if he refuses? I don't want to do that, but this shit is making me feel physically sick, especially when he barfs. He lives with his grandad who has hated me since I was a child. He even attacked me on one occasion for no reason what-so-ever. I don't mind his grandson smoking it as long as I can't smell it or hear him. He also has a 1-2-year-old girl and often leaves her in the house whilst he goes outside to smoke. I can hear her crying and screaming whilst he's outside. He's a stupid skinny degenerate thieving Jeremy Kyle reject chav. I also believe I could kick the living shit out of him if it came to it, but I'm a pacifist and will only fight if I'm attacked and there's no other options.

And who the fuck actually gets addicted to weed? I mean seriously.

Wut do? Please advise.

You know you can call the cops on him right? He'd go to prison for a few years. Just video tape him or get an audio recording of him admitting he is smoking weed by saying "Hey dude you smoke hash bro? Mind if I get a bit bra?" and he'll say "yeh dud ur a stunar 2? wuw join da club bra 420 4 da wen"

And then you'll be like "Sure but let me use the bathroom first" and that's when you dial 911 and say, I have evidence of person smoking weed and it wreaks, come over and arrest him.

Cops cars go *wee woo wee woo* gg stoner

Haha, you don't go to jail for smoking weed in this country; it's not America. And I don't want police involved, nor would I want him to go to jail. He might be a fuck-up of a father, but kids need their parents. I know he'll probably just laugh if I ask him not to do it or go somewhere I can't smell it. Might ask his next door neighbour if she finds it such a problem, because I know she doesn't like it, but is she prepared to say something or second my thoughts? I may go round and see. I don't have an issue with any drug use as long as it's not negatively affecting any one else, but it is; he's neglecting his child and waking me the fuck up at 6AM making me feel sick.

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