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legendary
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June 19, 2012, 12:33:39 PM
#24
Our ASIC can hash 50x it's own weight.





And when used in parallel? well...


hero member
Activity: 784
Merit: 500
June 19, 2012, 09:21:28 AM
#23
jep need to by a new moshi guard some day. But thats no Problem now that i have my 1 TH rig Tongue
hero member
Activity: 518
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June 19, 2012, 09:20:14 AM
#22
Mother of ASIC..... Look what i just found in a German Beer Bar:



What's that little plugin card for  Shocked



Damn that laptop is DIRTY !
sr. member
Activity: 295
Merit: 250
June 19, 2012, 09:17:41 AM
#21
Not really sure why we joke about creating an ASIC like it is so farfetched...
hero member
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June 19, 2012, 08:44:14 AM
#20
Mother of ASIC..... Look what i just found in a German Beer Bar:



What's that little plugin card for  Shocked

sr. member
Activity: 250
Merit: 250
June 19, 2012, 08:30:25 AM
#19
I just looooove such threads!
Soz for the off topic Tongue
sr. member
Activity: 378
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Why is it so damn hot in here?
June 19, 2012, 08:24:16 AM
#18
Greetings bitcoiners.
I am a zillionaire playboy investor.

I was curious about dragon fly so I used my own personal jetpack to fly to their company to see for myself.
Well I am impressed, my hash rate went up simply being near their company.

They have a warehouse full waiting to ship, I invested 10 quintillion usd in their company to get me started,  you guys should trust dragonfly as I did - otherwise you are a paranoid fool and a sexually confused loser


Ask me anything though hur dur, but if you don't want to spend your money that's fine - more for me.

As we now have received an order for units totaling 10 quintillion dollars US, all orders placed after this will have an expected shipping time of 12 to 15 weeks. 

However, please feel free to continue to pre-order.

We are also working on a quantum-compute version of this chip, expected speed in 10 Th/s at 0.1 watt.  Expect an announcement in October sometime.

Anyone who buys a MicroRig will be able to trade it in for the newer quantum-compute version at full purchase price at release.
sr. member
Activity: 322
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We are bees, and we hate you.
June 19, 2012, 02:59:29 AM
#17
Greetings bitcoiners.
I am a zillionaire playboy investor.

I was curious about dragon fly so I used my own personal jetpack to fly to their company to see for myself.
Well I am impressed, my hash rate went up simply being near their company.

They have a warehouse full waiting to ship, I invested 10 quintillion usd in their company to get me started,  you guys should trust dragonfly as I did - otherwise you are a paranoid fool and a sexually confused loser


Ask me anything though hur dur, but if you don't want to spend your money that's fine - more for me.

Inaba. Nice.
mem
hero member
Activity: 644
Merit: 501
Herp Derp PTY LTD
June 19, 2012, 02:53:30 AM
#16
Greetings bitcoiners.
I am a zillionaire playboy investor.

I was curious about dragon fly so I used my own personal jetpack to fly to their company to see for myself.
Well I am impressed, my hash rate went up simply being near their company.

They have a warehouse full waiting to ship, I invested 10 quintillion usd in their company to get me started,  you guys should trust dragonfly as I did - otherwise you are a paranoid fool and a sexually confused loser


Ask me anything though hur dur, but if you don't want to spend your money that's fine - more for me.
legendary
Activity: 1064
Merit: 1000
June 19, 2012, 02:35:43 AM
#15
But wait, Will it blend?
legendary
Activity: 1029
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June 19, 2012, 02:32:14 AM
#14
1NewAISCcompANYeVeryWhere
sr. member
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Merit: 250
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June 18, 2012, 06:57:44 PM
#13
Please post BTC address so I can send 1000 BTC right naow !!!

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hero member
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June 18, 2012, 06:46:15 PM
#12
Please post BTC address so I can send 1000 BTC right naow !!!
hero member
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June 18, 2012, 06:38:39 PM
#11
I'm talking about the rig factor. u should try that out man..... it works Cheesy
sr. member
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June 18, 2012, 06:18:48 PM
#10
Will it get me laid?

Yes, about the same amount that you get laid currently.

better than the BFL RIG "getting laid" ratio?

It is user dependent.  But as far as a I know, nobody has gotten laid because they have a smallish ugly toaster looking device with a fan strapped to it next to their computer.

Edit:  Talked to BFL, they said the "Getting Laid" version of their singles will ship in 4 to 6 weeks.
hero member
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June 18, 2012, 06:14:55 PM
#9
Will it get me laid?

Yes, about the same amount that you get laid currently.

better than the BFL RIG "getting laid" ratio?
sr. member
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June 18, 2012, 06:11:49 PM
#8
Will it get me laid?

Yes, about the same amount that you get laid currently.
sr. member
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June 18, 2012, 06:11:26 PM
#7
What is the website so i can order?!?  Can I get it in red USB?

Website will be up next week for pre-orders.  Initially the only color will be gray.  Other colors may follow later.
hero member
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June 18, 2012, 06:10:43 PM
#6
Will it get me laid?
sr. member
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June 18, 2012, 06:10:19 PM
#5
Joke might have worked better if you hadn't misspelled ASIC. Either that or it's better because you did... Can't tell which.

No, It's for sure an AISC chip, not ASIC, says so right on the outside of it.
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