Welcome. How did you find your way here to the forum? Have you been evicted by aliens?
There are several ways a member can wind up here, a Google search is one of them. They can also be referred here from another website without any sort of guidance.
What do you need to know in order for us to give you a referral? Do we need to rewrite the entire forum here, or are you interested in a particular direction? Have you used the forums before so that you can say that it is difficult for you to decide on the direction?
There's no need to be cheeky to a new member. It's not news that the forum can be a lot to grasp for someone who is used to modern social platforms and it's not a surprise that a new member needs guidance.
Pointing them to the forum rules and other sticky threads would do the trick, even though majority don't stick around to read them.
Please be more confident and independent; there is no need to create a new topic, showing your helplessness. If you know how to read, then you will certainly find here the necessary and interesting information for you.
A confused newbie should always open a thread to ask for help, that's the objective of a discussion forum.
Welcome Aforhok,
99% of new members don't read the threads that have bee suggested to you, let's hope you're among the 1%.