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full member
Activity: 395
Merit: 129
Very effective post, well structured, detailed and effective.

I followed this guide for just two hours, and I have ranked up to Full Member! Can you believe I was just a newbie earlier today? This new system makes it much easier to rank up. To all other Newbies, there is hope!

- By the way, I have always admired you, keep doing what you are doing bro, you are a shining start waiting to go supernova, you will be a Theymos soon. I will struggle every day just to be a little more like you.

- Imagine a system where the activity was determined by the velocity of your blood flow, only those with the highest rates (e.g. Athletes and dwarfs) would be able to climb to the next levels.

- I once saved a fair maiden from a rabid centaur, and stopped a hail of bullets with my mind

- Remember guys, if life gives you lemons, don't squeeze them in your eyes.

And finally, an ode to o_e_l_e_o, roses are red, violets are blue, o_e_l_e_o is a ripped hype beast, bugaloo.

I don't understand how you could follow this procedure and rank up from newbie to full member so fast. Look at me. I already was full member, I have followed your strategy and as a result I have ranked down to Newbie. I then realized this was caused by a negative Virtue value caused by an accidental reverse entanglement with Lauda, who/which as we now know is a key factor in the value of Virtue of everyone on the forum. Luckily, by the simple act of deleting all what I had done I could reacquire my full member rank. So now I'm the only person in the forum to be very very happy to have exactly the same rank as before the reforming of the merit system.
legendary
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1166
🤩Finally Married🤩
Everyone assuming this is all a big joke. Check back at the end of May when I've ranked up above theymos to Global-Ultimate-Moderator/Owner/Administrator/Satoshi, and we will see who's laughing then.

I'd rather die laughing at your post hahahaha than too see anything else that is only a shit. Smiley  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
legendary
Activity: 2174
Merit: 1401
For those that dont understand, this is an april fools joke.

Why do you have to ruin the fun so early...I was hoping I could be entertained for a little longer.
legendary
Activity: 1988
Merit: 1317
Get your game girl
Everyone assuming this is all a big joke. Check back at the end of May when I've ranked up above theymos to Global-Ultimate-Moderator/Owner/Administrator/Satoshi, and we will see who's laughing then.
You're right.I actually tried doing the math myself and it does make you a legendary member in less than a month.If anyone is interested in my statistical analysis (based on theymos md5hash'o graphic forumla )I came up with this info-graph 



If any newbies or anyone in general is confused about my assumptions,I'll be glad be answer all your questions.Can't believe theymos finally made it so easy for anyone to rank up after all the merit drama.
legendary
Activity: 2268
Merit: 18711
Everyone assuming this is all a big joke. Check back at the end of May when I've ranked up above theymos to Global-Ultimate-Moderator/Owner/Administrator/Satoshi, and we will see who's laughing then.
legendary
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1166
🤩Finally Married🤩
legendary
Activity: 2268
Merit: 18711
Anybody can you tell me where I should buy the coins?

I'll trade you for your virtue.
newbie
Activity: 13
Merit: 0
Anybody can you tell me where I should buy the coins?
legendary
Activity: 2268
Merit: 18711
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thank you!

I would be careful before farming politeness like that - the extra dots on your grid for the Game of Life might make it harder to create an infinite loop.
member
Activity: 98
Merit: 10
I followed this guide for just two hours, and I have ranked up to Full Member! Can you believe I was just a newbie earlier today? This new system makes it much easier to rank up. To all other Newbies, there is hope!

I think the rank update is on Tuesday. Looks like there are some exclusions to this rule if:

1) You include at least 10 "Dear Sir" in your posts. Better is you end the posts with ".thank you"

2) You post at least 10 memes in an hour.

3) You buy at least 27 coins in a day.

If you cannot do any of these, just make a single humorous post on 1st April (Year does not matter). This is why you ranked up.
Dear Sir, please!
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thank you!
legendary
Activity: 2268
Merit: 18711
Why the fuck do you have so much karma, you don't even believe in that shit. Flawed system.

That's a 50 DKP MINUS 1 politeness minus.
member
Activity: 238
Merit: 11
Very effective post, well structured, detailed and effective.

I followed this guide for just two hours, and I have ranked up to Full Member! Can you believe I was just a newbie earlier today? This new system makes it much easier to rank up. To all other Newbies, there is hope!

- By the way, I have always admired you, keep doing what you are doing bro, you are a shining start waiting to go supernova, you will be a Theymos soon. I will struggle every day just to be a little more like you.

- Imagine a system where the activity was determined by the velocity of your blood flow, only those with the highest rates (e.g. Athletes and dwarfs) would be able to climb to the next levels.

- I once saved a fair maiden from a rabid centaur, and stopped a hail of bullets with my mind

- Remember guys, if life gives you lemons, don't squeeze them in your eyes.

And finally, an ode to o_e_l_e_o, roses are red, violets are blue, o_e_l_e_o is a ripped hype beast, bugaloo.

Please sir  Grin , can you explain more simply to a 5 years kid how have you exactly do?
Thank you  Grin
hero member
Activity: 1624
Merit: 645
Very effective post, well structured, detailed and effective.

I followed this guide for just two hours, and I have ranked up to Full Member! Can you believe I was just a newbie earlier today? This new system makes it much easier to rank up. To all other Newbies, there is hope!

- By the way, I have always admired you, keep doing what you are doing bro, you are a shining start waiting to go supernova, you will be a Theymos soon. I will struggle every day just to be a little more like you.

- Imagine a system where the activity was determined by the velocity of your blood flow, only those with the highest rates (e.g. Athletes and dwarfs) would be able to climb to the next levels.

- I once saved a fair maiden from a rabid centaur, and stopped a hail of bullets with my mind

- Remember guys, if life gives you lemons, don't squeeze them in your eyes.

And finally, an ode to o_e_l_e_o, roses are red, violets are blue, o_e_l_e_o is a ripped hype beast, bugaloo.

Why the fuck do you have so much karma, you don't even believe in that shit. Flawed system.
jr. member
Activity: 132
Merit: 1
I followed this guide for just two hours, and I have ranked up to Full Member! Can you believe I was just a newbie earlier today? This new system makes it much easier to rank up. To all other Newbies, there is hope!

I think the rank update is on Tuesday. Looks like there are some exclusions to this rule if:

1) You include at least 10 "Dear Sir" in your posts. Better is you end the posts with ".thank you"

2) You post at least 10 memes in an hour.

3) You buy at least 27 coins in a day.

If you cannot do any of these, just make a single humorous post on 1st April (Year does not matter). This is why you ranked up.
jr. member
Activity: 147
Merit: 1
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Nice. I'm gonna start to do it right now. I'm a Junior, so I have to start from week 1? or I should skip to week 2?

I don't know how to be kind and creative at the same time? How should that picture look like? Can I take a selfie?

and btw, how much coins cost? can we buy them after april fool?



legendary
Activity: 2268
Merit: 18711
Coming from a person with 1 Karma point, I wouldn't believe this shit.
If a person with 0 karma, 100 pts of politeness can confirm this, it would be great.

I'm sure you would agree that 10 fMerits from theymos is all the confirmation that is required.
legendary
Activity: 1414
Merit: 1808
Exchange Bitcoin quickly-https://blockchain.com.do
brilliant.. can't say any more, good luck on the quest newbies
full member
Activity: 280
Merit: 111
LOL I just love reading some people's reactions regarding these april fool's joke that people are posting today, some people are just way too gullible  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy. I just couldn't stop laughing reading at some of the replies LOL. Today's been a pretty fun day in the forum, finally a day where the meta thread isn't full of negative vibes.
Yea I kinda like how the Meta section is today full of jokes and positive vibes. Yea and some peoples reactions are hilarious, to be honest, I was reading some other threads relating to this virtue, karma and ranking up joke which was more of a joke and loved to see the reactions of some people xD, some people even are believing it. My friend gave me the link to this thread and he actually believed this thread to be 100% legit xD.
sr. member
Activity: 434
Merit: 254
LOL I just love reading some people's reactions regarding these april fool's joke that people are posting today, some people are just way too gullible  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy. I just couldn't stop laughing reading at some of the replies LOL. Today's been a pretty fun day in the forum, finally a day where the meta thread isn't full of negative vibes.
sr. member
Activity: 1036
Merit: 332
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Very effective post, well structured, detailed and effective.

I followed this guide for just two hours, and I have ranked up to Full Member! Can you believe I was just a newbie earlier today? This new system makes it much easier to rank up. To all other Newbies, there is hope!

- By the way, I have always admired you, keep doing what you are doing bro, you are a shining start waiting to go supernova, you will be a Theymos soon. I will struggle every day just to be a little more like you.

- Imagine a system where the activity was determined by the velocity of your blood flow, only those with the highest rates (e.g. Athletes and dwarfs) would be able to climb to the next levels.

- I once saved a fair maiden from a rabid centaur, and stopped a hail of bullets with my mind

- Remember guys, if life gives you lemons, don't squeeze them in your eyes.

And finally, an ode to o_e_l_e_o, roses are red, violets are blue, o_e_l_e_o is a ripped hype beast, bugaloo.
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