For those that dont understand, this is an april fools joke.
That's what I have been thinking too, but you posted it prior.
Topic: New new ultimate guide to ranking up as fast as possible (MODERATOR IN 7 WEEKS) - page 2. (Read 699 times)
April 01, 2018, 02:37:47 AM
That's what I have been thinking too, but you posted it prior.
April 01, 2018, 02:33:37 AM
For those that dont understand, this is an april fools joke.
April 01, 2018, 02:24:52 AM
Thanks, but the problem with this system, is you still need the merits, and activity as before...but after you have those you can follow this new system sir. 
April 01, 2018, 02:18:19 AM
Coming from a person with 1 Karma point, I wouldn't believe this shit.
If a person with 0 karma, 100 pts of politeness can confirm this, it would be great.
By the way, I've done my research on how the new fMerit works!
Every 100 fMerit you got is equivalent to 1% chance that Merit sources will +merit your posts (even one-liners can be merited).
You can get more fmerit by removing your current signature and replacing it with "I am a good member of Bitcointalk"
using the formula:
Happy Merit~ing!
This line is not a part of this thread's discussion, just for reference of a "might-be-deleted" merited post. (the OP's author is a newbie)
Start: If you're looking for the deleted merited post above this, I archived a copy of the thread here: https://archive.is/KRMqI#selection-3585.0-3585.2
If a person with 0 karma, 100 pts of politeness can confirm this, it would be great.
By the way, I've done my research on how the new fMerit works!
Every 100 fMerit you got is equivalent to 1% chance that Merit sources will +merit your posts (even one-liners can be merited).
You can get more fmerit by removing your current signature and replacing it with "I am a good member of Bitcointalk"
using the formula:
Code:
(time(minutes)+coins/80)[merit+(politesness+virtue-karma)+Rank(newbie=1/Legendary=7)]
Happy Merit~ing!
This line is not a part of this thread's discussion, just for reference of a "might-be-deleted" merited post. (the OP's author is a newbie)
Start: If you're looking for the deleted merited post above this, I archived a copy of the thread here: https://archive.is/KRMqI#selection-3585.0-3585.2
April 01, 2018, 02:08:07 AM
We have all by now seen the theymos’ New new rank requirements.
And so I present:
o_e_l_e_o’s Ultimate guide to ranking up as fast as possible with minimum effort.
The stats we will be using to rank up are activity (same as before), imagination (number of images posted), virtue (see quote from theymos below), and coins (how many different coins you have invested in). This guide does not require any merit, smerit, fmerit, politeness OR karma, so you can continue to shitpost, spam and scam and still rank up!
Week 1 (Newbie to Junior):
Make a single post with a single picture and being kind to one person to earn exactly one activity, one imagination and one virtue. Invest in one coin only. Your grid will look like this:
Week 2 (Junior to Member):
Repeat the above post. Buy another coin. Your grid will look like this:
Week 3 (Member to Full):
Little more complex now. Make one more post, again displying one virtue, but this time with three pictures.
Week 4 (Full to Senior):
One more post this week. This one needs five pictures and four virtue (I suggest being diligently and humbly patient and kind to a fellow user).
Week 5 (Senior to Hero):
Make three posts with a combined total of one picture.
Week 6 (Hero to Legendary):
One more post with one picture.
Week 7 (Legendary to a new rank theymos will have to create just for you):
One post with nothing.
By this point you will be less than 2 months on Bitcointalk, have made 9 posts in total, and be a global moderator or better. You are welcome!
Previously a lot of people were posting questions about the ranking system, so I decided to simplify it. Just put the highest-order 10 bits of each number into a grid in this configuration:
Then run Conway's Game of Life on the cells. If the cells never stop moving even after infinite steps, then you advance to the next rank.
Then run Conway's Game of Life on the cells. If the cells never stop moving even after infinite steps, then you advance to the next rank.
And so I present:
o_e_l_e_o’s Ultimate guide to ranking up as fast as possible with minimum effort.
The stats we will be using to rank up are activity (same as before), imagination (number of images posted), virtue (see quote from theymos below), and coins (how many different coins you have invested in). This guide does not require any merit, smerit, fmerit, politeness OR karma, so you can continue to shitpost, spam and scam and still rank up!
The seven virtues are chastity, temperence, charity, diligence, patience, kindness, and humility. Any true Bitcoiner will fully exemplify all seven virtues, of course.
Week 1 (Newbie to Junior):
Make a single post with a single picture and being kind to one person to earn exactly one activity, one imagination and one virtue. Invest in one coin only. Your grid will look like this:
Week 2 (Junior to Member):
Repeat the above post. Buy another coin. Your grid will look like this:
Week 3 (Member to Full):
Little more complex now. Make one more post, again displying one virtue, but this time with three pictures.
Week 4 (Full to Senior):
One more post this week. This one needs five pictures and four virtue (I suggest being diligently and humbly patient and kind to a fellow user).
Week 5 (Senior to Hero):
Make three posts with a combined total of one picture.
Week 6 (Hero to Legendary):
One more post with one picture.
Week 7 (Legendary to a new rank theymos will have to create just for you):
One post with nothing.
By this point you will be less than 2 months on Bitcointalk, have made 9 posts in total, and be a global moderator or better. You are welcome!
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