No Other Foundation Than That Which Is In Flying Monster Spaghetti - page 4.

Vod

legendary

Activity: 3668

Merit: 3010

Licking my boob since 1970

Quote from: dank on November 10, 2013, 03:39:43 AM

We will see. You don't need wings to fly, it resides within the mind.

The extent my powers have gone to has been holding back a piece of a cloud. When I have organized a million people in front of me I will believe in myself quite a bit more.

Dank, I agree with you. You don't need wings to fly in your mind. You can also hold back clouds in your mind. You can't do it in reality however.

If you ever decide to sober up and try these things in reality, you really should take a camera. After all, you can make a million dollars off it, repay your debt to squall, AND have money to travel across the US building up your festival.

But you have less than two months remaining. You said you would get a real life job by the end of 2013 if your concert didn't happen. Or were you lying again?

Quote from: dank on November 30, 2012, 02:02:53 PM

Let me disclaim, to be fair: if this doesn't manifest into reality by 2013, 2012 is nothing, concert doesn't happen, I will get a job and pay my dues.

dank

legendary

Activity: 1134

Merit: 1002

You cannot kill love

We will see. You don't need wings to fly, it resides within the mind.

The extent my powers have gone to has been holding back a piece of a cloud. When I have organized a million people in front of me I will believe in myself quite a bit more.

Vod

legendary

Activity: 3668

Merit: 3010

Licking my boob since 1970

Quote from: dank on November 10, 2013, 03:15:16 AM

You have the right to hold your opinion. And I have the right to prove you wrong. Give it eight years.

Eight years, or eighty years... dank you can't prove that you can beat gravity. It's impossible.

Didn't any of your friends have a cell phone or video camera to record the law defying act? Why does no one ever record these things? Why are we always asked to take the word of a drug addict against something we know to be true?

I don't know why you are asking for eight years when you claim to have done it already! Huh

dank

legendary

Activity: 1134

Merit: 1002

You cannot kill love

You have the right to hold your opinion. And I have the right to prove you wrong. Give it eight years.

Vod

legendary

Activity: 3668

Merit: 3010

Licking my boob since 1970

Quote from: dank on November 10, 2013, 02:56:32 AM

Sober girls saw my friend float. Nothing is impossible.

We're still evolving.

Dank, I know you believe your friends saw someone floating, but it was only in your drug induced state. Sad

Hallucinations can be a bitch. The first time I smoked pot ten years ago, I swore my friends were using their mind to push me East. Yes, I felt a compelling pull towards the east, but that's because I was high.

Millions of people do drugs Dank. Most of them understand that what they experience under the drugs is not real.

Defying gravity is impossible. If you think you can do it, why haven't others done it before you? Do you think you are the first person to figure it out?

Delusions of grandeur are another effect of the drug use. Understand?

dank

legendary

Activity: 1134

Merit: 1002

You cannot kill love

Sober girls saw my friend float. Nothing is impossible.

We're still evolving.

Vod

legendary

Activity: 3668

Merit: 3010

Licking my boob since 1970

Quote from: dank on November 10, 2013, 02:32:20 AM

What are you talking about, these were real life occurrences. In real life reality.

Nothing is impossible vod.

Dank, no one in history has ever defied gravity. It's impossible. If I drop something, I know for a fact it will fall. NASA does billions of calculations per day and in each one, gravity acts as expected.

Drugs mess up your perception - they make you hallucinate. I know you believe it was a real life occurrence, but it was only in your mind.

Believe me, if you could defy gravity, millions of people would already have done it, there would be videos on youtube, and the million dollar challenge would not exist.

dank

legendary

Activity: 1134

Merit: 1002

You cannot kill love

What are you talking about, these were real life occurrences. In real life reality.

Nothing is impossible vod.

Vod

legendary

Activity: 3668

Merit: 3010

Licking my boob since 1970

Quote from: dank on November 10, 2013, 01:51:12 AM

You're correct, scientific law is not law, it's theory.

I have witnessed a large lamp jump off a table with nobody around it, several people saw it and were like wtf?

My friend has unintentionally levitated before, several people saw it.

Another friend has witnessed levitation of an iPhone, two people saw it.

My life experiences tell me science is not the final frontier.

Dank, this happened to you in a dream - whether you were sleeping or in a drug induced state, it doesn't matter. It didn't happen in reality, because it's impossible.

Nothing impossible can exist.

Gravity is a law that cannot be broken.

dank

legendary

Activity: 1134

Merit: 1002

You cannot kill love

Quote from: cooldgamer on November 10, 2013, 01:31:46 AM

Quote from: dank on November 10, 2013, 01:30:16 AM

Quote from: Vod on November 10, 2013, 01:21:32 AM

Quote from: dank on November 10, 2013, 01:18:52 AM

I have said that is has always existed before and always will. Glad to see you're getting the concepts of infinity.

Magic does exist on earth, people encounter small bursts of it more often than you think (at least I have last year).

We just need to train our minds to become more magical.

That's where you skew from actuality.

Magic does not exist in our universe. We have physical laws in our universe that cannot be broken. (Yes, that means you did not stop a cloud with your mind.)

If you feel magic does exist, why not prove it, make a cool million dollars, and pay squall back?
http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/1m-challenge/challenge-application.html

Then why have many people broken physics? Because the universe has no law. Law is not natural.

Dude, nobody has broken physics. If a scientific law can be broken, then it's not a law.

You're correct, scientific law is not law, it's theory.

I have witnessed a large lamp jump off a table with nobody around it, several people saw it and were like wtf?

My friend has unintentionally levitated before, several people saw it.

Another friend has witnessed levitation of an iPhone, two people saw it.

My life experiences tell me science is not the final frontier.

Vod

legendary

Activity: 3668

Merit: 3010

Licking my boob since 1970

Quote from: dank on November 10, 2013, 01:30:16 AM

Then why have many people broken physics? Because the universe has no law. Law is not natural.

No one has ever broken the laws of our universe. It can't be done - they are called laws for a reason.

In other universes, or in your mind, these laws may be broken. But not in our universe.

cooldgamer

legendary

Activity: 1218

Merit: 1003

We are the champions of the night

Quote from: dank on November 10, 2013, 01:30:16 AM

Quote from: Vod on November 10, 2013, 01:21:32 AM

Quote from: dank on November 10, 2013, 01:18:52 AM

I have said that is has always existed before and always will. Glad to see you're getting the concepts of infinity.

Magic does exist on earth, people encounter small bursts of it more often than you think (at least I have last year).

We just need to train our minds to become more magical.

That's where you skew from actuality.

Magic does not exist in our universe. We have physical laws in our universe that cannot be broken. (Yes, that means you did not stop a cloud with your mind.)

If you feel magic does exist, why not prove it, make a cool million dollars, and pay squall back?
http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/1m-challenge/challenge-application.html

Then why have many people broken physics? Because the universe has no law. Law is not natural.

Dude, nobody has broken physics. If a scientific law can be broken, then it's not a law.

dank

legendary

Activity: 1134

Merit: 1002

You cannot kill love

Quote from: Vod on November 10, 2013, 01:21:32 AM

Quote from: dank on November 10, 2013, 01:18:52 AM

I have said that is has always existed before and always will. Glad to see you're getting the concepts of infinity.

Magic does exist on earth, people encounter small bursts of it more often than you think (at least I have last year).

We just need to train our minds to become more magical.

That's where you skew from actuality.

Magic does not exist in our universe. We have physical laws in our universe that cannot be broken. (Yes, that means you did not stop a cloud with your mind.)

If you feel magic does exist, why not prove it, make a cool million dollars, and pay squall back?
http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/1m-challenge/challenge-application.html

Then why have many people broken physics? Because the universe has no law. Law is not natural.

cooldgamer

legendary

Activity: 1218

Merit: 1003

We are the champions of the night

Quote from: dank on November 10, 2013, 01:18:52 AM

I have said that is has always existed before and always will. Glad to see you're getting the concepts of infinity.

Magic does exist on earth, people encounter small bursts of it more often than you think (at least I have last year).

We just need to train our minds to become more magical.

Aaaand he's back to talking crazy

Vod

legendary

Activity: 3668

Merit: 3010

Licking my boob since 1970

Quote from: dank on November 10, 2013, 01:18:52 AM

I have said that is has always existed before and always will. Glad to see you're getting the concepts of infinity.

Magic does exist on earth, people encounter small bursts of it more often than you think (at least I have last year).

We just need to train our minds to become more magical.

That's where you skew from actuality.

Magic does not exist in our universe. We have physical laws in our universe that cannot be broken. (Yes, that means you did not stop a cloud with your mind.)

If you feel magic does exist, why not prove it, make a cool million dollars, and pay squall back?
http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/1m-challenge/challenge-application.html

dank

legendary

Activity: 1134

Merit: 1002

You cannot kill love

I have said that is has always existed before and always will. Glad to see you're getting the concepts of infinity.

Magic does exist on earth, people encounter small bursts of it more often than you think (at least I have last year).

We just need to train our minds to become more magical.

Vod

legendary

Activity: 3668

Merit: 3010

Licking my boob since 1970

Quote from: dank on November 10, 2013, 12:21:33 AM

Nothing is random.

And the universe was not created by man, it's a perfect system because it is natural, like anarchy.

The universe wasn't created by anybody. It's always existed.

You speak often of a multiple universes theory, and that's fine. But what you fail to understand is in OUR universe there are certain physical laws. Magic does not exist. It may exist in other universes where there are different laws of physics, but here it does not. Without magic, you have no possibility of a god.

dank

legendary

Activity: 1134

Merit: 1002

You cannot kill love

Nothing is random.

And the universe was not created by man, it's a perfect system because it is natural, like anarchy.

Vod

legendary

Activity: 3668

Merit: 3010

Licking my boob since 1970

Quote from: dank on November 09, 2013, 11:45:50 PM

Organizing any system is destined to fail. Just like the government.

The universe started in chaos (big bang) and has organized itself quite nicely.

dank

legendary

Activity: 1134

Merit: 1002

You cannot kill love

Organizing any system is destined to fail. Just like the government.

The foundation of religion, spirituality, is still true and real.

Topic: No Other Foundation Than That Which Is In Flying Monster Spaghetti - page 4. (Read 5996 times)