Aw, man, you should get up close and experience.
It would be life changing.
Just don't come around unannounced after dark!
LOL!
It would be kinda like this:
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Pffft who needs a gun when you have 3 massive dogs who would do anything to protect you
The gun protects not only myself but the "dogs".
They are also trained to not take food from anyone but myself and one other person, thereby eliminating the prospect of some asshole trying to drug them up to get inside the compound.
Hit me up!
You would be welcome!
My $.02.