My letter to Benjamin Lawsky. Sent to him
here.
Dear Mr. Benjamin Lawsky,
[snip]
Dear joe1975,
Thank you so much for your kind yet eye-opening letter.
Me and my recently elected friend, Mayor mcCheese, just couldn't stop reading it! If it wasn't for Atlas Shrugged, which proved to be quite the page-turner and just about impossible to put down, we'd still be at it.
I was saddened to learn i was not helping with the suffering of America, as was Mayor mcCheese -- we're both real sorry. We're doing the best we can, though Hamburglar is proving to be a fiendishly clever adversary. EMP is just about the only way to stop him, and, as you know, that's a weapon of last resort. Sure, we were forced to use it to conquer Equestria, but at what cost? Pinkie Pie still refuses to talk to us!
We're eager to learn more about international finance from you, joe1975, please keep on writin'.
Your friend,
Benjamin <3