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Topic: Palmistry--my Superpower. What is Yours? (Read 1055 times)

hero member
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March 08, 2016, 08:11:18 PM
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My superpower is procrastination.  I am very good at it because I practice all the time.
sr. member
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"The fish rots from the head first"
I'm 16,000 + days old, but feel much older most days Undecided
hero member
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Really. it is Extrasensory perception https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extrasensory_perception

I was in a dark place (in my dream) with shadows around me. One shadow told me: "This man is dead now". And i woke up. Obviously someone warned me about his death.
hero member
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One night i saw a dead man in my dream and the next day this man died.

One night I saw a 12" penis in my dream and the next day a burly black man approached me with a tube of lube. Trade you dreams.

lol
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
One night i saw a dead man in my dream and the next day this man died.

One night I saw a 12" penis in my dream and the next day a burly black man approached me with a tube of lube. Trade you dreams.
hero member
Activity: 616
Merit: 500
One night i saw a dead man in my dream and the next day this man died.
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
What is Palmistry? Palmistry is basically palm reading. It's the ability to foretell or predict the future by studying the palm.

When I started learning palmistry about 23 years ago, I didn't know that it was called "palmistry;" I was just anxious about knowing how to read the palm. My mentor was a "pro," and people came to him everyday for a reading.

After few years, I mastered some types of reading (I think I mastered only what I was interested in) like foretelling how many days someone will spend on earth, and telling someone which day in each month is his/her holy day. Both I do well by simply staring at the palm.

But over the years, I didn't commercialize my  ability. I only read my friends palms. And if I did, I only told them their holy day of each month.

When I read my palm several years ago, I got 31330 days for how long I will spend on earth. Too short? Too long?

Anyways, what is your superpower?

If you don't make it to day 31330, it won't matter to you. If you do, you can always commit suicide.

 Grin

I learnt that I'm 20457 days old: http://korn19.ch/coding/days/en
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
Thats some weird and interesting hobby my friend. Mine is i can play games on some laggy shit without getting angry. Hard to master that.

I once took a 5,000+ mile trip and didn't have a single instance of road rage. The only time I cursed was when I didn't see another car while changing lanes causing him to beep his horn. I cursed myself for not double/triple checking the side view mirror. My female passenger for the trip cursed another driver once while I was driving - ONCE! I informed her that I have complete control of the car and there would be no need for her cursing otherwise she can get out now, whereupon I would continue the trip alone. There's wasn't another peep outta her pie hole, albeit a couple days later she did say, "Hey, wait a minute. This is my car. Were you really gonna make me walk?" I love retards!
newbie
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I'm sure everyone has felt allele psycic, but some instances that happen to me are just too big to just be a coincedence. So i think I have some sort of 6th sense. Or maybe Im just crazy! Grin
legendary
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What is Palmistry? Palmistry is basically palm reading. It's the ability to foretell or predict the future by studying the palm.

When I started learning palmistry about 23 years ago, I didn't know that it was called "palmistry;" I was just anxious about knowing how to read the palm. My mentor was a "pro," and people came to him everyday for a reading.

After few years, I mastered some types of reading (I think I mastered only what I was interested in) like foretelling how many days someone will spend on earth, and telling someone which day in each month is his/her holy day. Both I do well by simply staring at the palm.

But over the years, I didn't commercialize my  ability. I only read my friends palms. And if I did, I only told them their holy day of each month.

When I read my palm several years ago, I got 31330 days for how long I will spend on earth. Too short? Too long?

Anyways, what is your superpower?

If you don't make it to day 31330, it won't matter to you. If you do, you can always commit suicide.

 Grin
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Thats some weird and interesting hobby my friend. Mine is i can play games on some laggy shit without getting angry. Hard to master that.

Which?
full member
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Thats some weird and interesting hobby my friend. Mine is i can play games on some laggy shit without getting angry. Hard to master that.

How can not get angry when lag is comming?
sr. member
Activity: 280
Merit: 250
Thats some weird and interesting hobby my friend. Mine is i can play games on some laggy shit without getting angry. Hard to master that.
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I make the best fried eggs in the world. That is a very useless superpower to have  Cool
sr. member
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"The fish rots from the head first"
I might have tore something this morning.  That log is gonna be in the shitter for a couple days before I dare try to flush it. 
vip
Activity: 1428
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My superpower?  I can clog toilets with the best of them

Dude, you, I and Michael Terpin should go on tour together.

My superpower is that I know what you're thinkin' while you're reading this sentence. Proof? You were thinkin' that there's no fuckin' way I could know what the fuck you were thinkin'.

LoL.

newbie
Activity: 25
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March 06, 2016, 12:55:54 PM
#9
My superpower?  I can clog toilets with the best of them

Dude, you, I and Michael Terpin should go on tour together.

My superpower is that I know what you're thinkin' while you're reading this sentence. Proof? You were thinkin' that there's no fuckin' way I could know what the fuck you were thinkin'.

LoL.
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March 06, 2016, 08:34:23 AM
#8
My super power is, I am smart, problem-solver. I know how to use google well....  Grin Cheesy Wink
sr. member
Activity: 289
Merit: 250
"The fish rots from the head first"
March 06, 2016, 08:13:20 AM
#7
The best thing about clogging toilets is getting the heck out of dodge and letting the next guy deal with it. LMAO Grin
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
March 06, 2016, 04:36:43 AM
#6
My superpower?  I can clog toilets with the best of them

Dude, you, I and Michael Terpin should go on tour together.

My superpower is that I know what you're thinkin' while you're reading this sentence. Proof? You were thinkin' that there's no fuckin' way I could know what the fuck you were thinkin'.
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