an' dis li'l piggy went a hashin'
Customer #: 1446
entry #13
A woman is having an affair, when she and her lover discover her son is hiding in the closet. As the father is coming home, her lover hides in the closet with the boy. He starts moaning "it's dark in here! I'm gonna scream!"
The man says "shhh... keep quite and I'll buy you a tricycle". the boy is silent and the man keeps his word.
Come the next Sunday, the boy is attending his first confession. He walks into the booth, looks around and says "It's dark in here.."
The priest comes back and says, "Now son, don't start that shit again!"
Topic: PB Mining -- 5 year mining contracts! - page 172. (Read 378920 times)
And this little piggy went hashing!
Customer #: 11843
Entry #31
Belong to you or me?
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"
He Won....
Customer #: 11843
Entry #31
Belong to you or me?
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court, but the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"
He Won....
Entry : 12
Customer : 3608
the joke :
An elephant goes to a camel and says why have you got a pair of tits on your back,
the camel then replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.
Customer : 3608
the joke :
An elephant goes to a camel and says why have you got a pair of tits on your back,
the camel then replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.
Kained - reread the eligibility - you need a certain number of posts OR a certain amount of GH/s on their site, PRIOR to the contest date. So you have plenty of time as long as you have created your bitcointalk account prior to the contest.
Feel free to split it with me if you win
Feel free to split it with me if you win
PAYDAY WOOT WOOT!!!!
PAYDAY!!
and got paid again. thx
and got paid again. thx
YAY... I got paid also . Almost at even profit. I think about 2 more weeks and its all profit land for next 5 years
PAYDAY!!
and got paid again. thx
and got paid again. thx
I've missed out on eligibility for the competition by 10 posts! Noooooo000o0OoOOoO0OOOOOoooooo!
pizzzzaid 
And this little piggy went hashing
sukamasoto
Customer #: 5034
entry # 16
joke: why piglets running look down.?
because he had embarrassed the mother pig: p
sukamasoto
Customer #: 5034
entry # 16
joke: why piglets running look down.?
because he had embarrassed the mother pig: p
And this little piggy went hashing
Customer #: 668
entry # 51
joke:
How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper!
Customer #: 668
entry # 51
joke:
How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper!
And this little piggy went hashing!
Customer #12764
Entry #17
A man wrapped in cellophane walks into a Doctor's office.
The Doctor says "I can clearly see your nuts!"
Customer #12764
Entry #17
A man wrapped in cellophane walks into a Doctor's office.
The Doctor says "I can clearly see your nuts!"
oztusk
pbm # 1302
entry # 62
and this little piggy went hashing
A New Zealander walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:
"I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
and...
A traveling salesman is driving down a country road when he comes across a farmer who is standing in his orchard, hoisting pigs into the apple trees with ropes. He stops. "What are you doing?" the salesman asks. "I'm feeding the pigs," answers the farmer, incredulous that someone could ask a question with such an obvious answer. "Well," says the salesman, "why don't you let the apples fall to the ground, gather them up in baskets, and feed the pigs that way?" The farmer ponders, then says, "Hmmmm. Yes, I guess I could do it that way. But what would be the point?" The salesman is a bit exasperated: "Well, it would save time, wouldn't it?" The farmer ponders again. "Yes," he says after a pause, "I guess it would save time. But what's time to a pig?"
pbm # 1302
entry # 62
and this little piggy went hashing
A New Zealander walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says, "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:
"I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says, "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
and...
A traveling salesman is driving down a country road when he comes across a farmer who is standing in his orchard, hoisting pigs into the apple trees with ropes. He stops. "What are you doing?" the salesman asks. "I'm feeding the pigs," answers the farmer, incredulous that someone could ask a question with such an obvious answer. "Well," says the salesman, "why don't you let the apples fall to the ground, gather them up in baskets, and feed the pigs that way?" The farmer ponders, then says, "Hmmmm. Yes, I guess I could do it that way. But what would be the point?" The salesman is a bit exasperated: "Well, it would save time, wouldn't it?" The farmer ponders again. "Yes," he says after a pause, "I guess it would save time. But what's time to a pig?"
App Update:
Android App - https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.coniform.pbmin
iPhone - Will resubmit when the following features are tested and implemented
Been pretty busy past few weeks, so haven't been able to push the update to the server. Here's what it's got...
0. An actual icon, rather then Cordova's base
1. Ability to browse all customers (the global stats)
2. Caching (for reduced internet usage)
3. Faster Response (server is now using a database rather then parsing the site every call)
Maybe Notifications (testing out still):
4. When payments are sent out
5. When Hashrate is again available
6. When price changes
Android App - https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.coniform.pbmin
iPhone - Will resubmit when the following features are tested and implemented
Been pretty busy past few weeks, so haven't been able to push the update to the server. Here's what it's got...
0. An actual icon, rather then Cordova's base
1. Ability to browse all customers (the global stats)
2. Caching (for reduced internet usage)
3. Faster Response (server is now using a database rather then parsing the site every call)
Maybe Notifications (testing out still):
4. When payments are sent out
5. When Hashrate is again available
6. When price changes
"And this little piggy went hashing!"
Customer #:6150
Entry #:81
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?? Beacuse they taste funnY!
Customer #:6150
Entry #:81
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?? Beacuse they taste funnY!
And this little piggy went hashing!
customer number #1343
Entry #46
A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a pig in the front seat. "What are you doing with that pig?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the pig again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that pig to the zoo!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"
customer number #1343
Entry #46
A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a pig in the front seat. "What are you doing with that pig?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo." The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the pig again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over. "I thought you were going to take that pig to the zoo!" The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"
And this little piggy went hashing!
customer number #7999
Entry # 25
Pig Joke 1
Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !
Pig Joke 2
What do you call a pig with three eyes? …A piiig
Pig Joke 3
A city child came running into the farmhouse. “No wonder that mama pig is so big,” she yelled. “There’s a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!”
Pig Joke 4
A pig’s favorite movie: The Monster That Ate New York.
Pig Joke 5
All our pigs are learning karate. Oh, I don’t believe that No? Well, just watch out for their chops.
They will be valid if they are posted in either thread though.
Just helping out, so that they don't spam this thread
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They will be valid if they are posted in either thread though.
CLARIFICATION: Entries need to be posted here.
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