Topic: PB Mining -- 5 year mining contracts! - page 173. (Read 378920 times)

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customer : #9188

entry : # 72


A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.

If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."

Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response...

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her... "Honey, what's for dinner?"
















"Ralph, for THE FIFTH @@@@@@@ TIME.......CHICKEN!"

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customer : #54

entry : # 43

joke : A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said:

"Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!"

"Please don't speak so loudly, sir," said the waiter, "or everyone will want one."

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cust# 891

In lieu of a text joke, I present this image I photoshopped some years ago which still makes me laugh uncontrollably on occasion:

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customer#11508

entry number#97

guy sits down at the bar, sign behind the bar says"handjobs 5$ , cheese sandwiches 4$"...he looks at the  bar tender who happens to be really hot and says, "you any good at giving handjobs" she says '"yes, i am the best" he says," well than wash your hands i want a cheese sandwhich" 

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Customer #: 7477

Entry # 26

A Catholic priest, a Lutheran minister. and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

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Customer #3140

Entry# 13


Q: How does Hitler tie his shoes?

A: With little Nazis! 

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Customer #5098

Entry #36

What’s brown and sits in the Forrest? Winnie’s pooh. 

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Customer #: 5077

Entry #: 51

Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?
A: Nothing. There are some things a piggy won't do.

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Customer #791


Joke... is no joker...

The importance of being earnest !!!   

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Customer #8526

Entry #42 (yes, The answer to The Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything)


A child came running into the farmhouse. "No wonder that mama pig is so big," she yelled. "There's a bunch of little pigs blowing her up!"

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Customer #250

Joke.
What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!

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Customer # 9455

Joke:

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

edit 1: By the way - what happens in the event that nobody's entry number is in the winning hash?

edit 2: also what happens if two people end up with the same winning entry number? That is statistically likely the more people join the contest...

edit 3: also, is it the pbmining.com username we use to make our entry code, or this username on bitcointalk?

edit 4: here's a better joke I heard a while back:

A lost dog strays into a jungle when his owners on Safari get eaten by a pack of hyenas. He's never been away from them before, so he's a little scared. A lion sees the scared dog and thinks "this animal looks edible, never seen his kind before." So the lion starts stalking towards the dog licking his chops. The dog notices the lion out of the corner of his eye. Just before the lion pounces on him, the dog sees some bones next to him on the ground and gets an idea. He says loudly "mmm...that was some good lion meat!" The lion abruptly stops and thinks "This little guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave him alone."

Up in the trees, a monkey witnessed everything. Being a conniving dude himself, the monkey realizes the he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return. Its always good to have a tough partner. So the monkey catches up with the lion and proceeds to tell him the whole story. The lion roars and tells the monkey "get on my back, we'll get him together"

So they start rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them and realized what happened. He then gets another idea and shouts "where the hell is that monkey? I told him to bring me another lion over an hour ago..."

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Customer #97
Entry #19

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''
The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''
''What about the green one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''
''What about the red one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''
The man says, ''What does HE do?''
The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.''

New contest tomorrow tonight!  

May I know how to join the queue? 

Usually, I only read about pbmining here to know the indication of it going to scam or not...

Well, my doubt is gone, at least for now, I've bought about 40 GHS...

But if there is a way or another to get myself a referral or two, I'd like to know how to join the queue here... 


I'd like to get one like that too... 

I love my 1 referral I got!!!!!!  I'm over 20GH/s bonus from him/her!  Everyone is welcome to register under my link, I'll love you too! lol

Join the queue of everyone in this thread.

so far so good been paid out every week  

anyone interested in signing up please use me as a referral using my link below I would like to start earning some bonuses

http://pbmining.com?ref=BennyBlanco

Once the kids are out of school so no more college tuition and I have a bit more disposable income, I do want to get back into the air. I would actually like to try gliding and helos as well.