cust# 891
In lieu of a text joke, I present this image I photoshopped some years ago which still makes me laugh uncontrollably on occasion:
Topic: PB Mining -- 5 year mining contracts! - page 173. (Read 379004 times)
and this little piggy went hashing
cust# 891
In lieu of a text joke, I present this image I photoshopped some years ago which still makes me laugh uncontrollably on occasion:
cust# 891
In lieu of a text joke, I present this image I photoshopped some years ago which still makes me laugh uncontrollably on occasion:
and this little piggy went hashing
customer#11508
entry number#97
guy sits down at the bar, sign behind the bar says"handjobs 5$ , cheese sandwiches 4$"...he looks at the bar tender who happens to be really hot and says, "you any good at giving handjobs" she says '"yes, i am the best" he says," well than wash your hands i want a cheese sandwhich"
customer#11508
entry number#97
guy sits down at the bar, sign behind the bar says"handjobs 5$ , cheese sandwiches 4$"...he looks at the bar tender who happens to be really hot and says, "you any good at giving handjobs" she says '"yes, i am the best" he says," well than wash your hands i want a cheese sandwhich"
And this little piggy went hashing!
Customer #: 7477
Entry # 26
A Catholic priest, a Lutheran minister. and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Customer #: 7477
Entry # 26
A Catholic priest, a Lutheran minister. and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
And this little piggy went hashing!
Customer #3140
Entry# 13
Q: How does Hitler tie his shoes?
A: With little Nazis!
Customer #3140
Entry# 13
Q: How does Hitler tie his shoes?
A: With little Nazis!
And this little piggy went hashing!
Customer #5098
Entry #36
What’s brown and sits in the Forrest? Winnie’s pooh.
And this little piggy went hashing!
Customer #: 5077
Entry #: 51
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?
A: Nothing. There are some things a piggy won't do.
Customer #: 5077
Entry #: 51
Q: What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?
A: Nothing. There are some things a piggy won't do.
And this little piggy went hashing! #32
Customer #791
Joke... is no joker...
The importance of being earnest !!!
Customer #791
Joke... is no joker...
The importance of being earnest !!!
And this little piggy went hashing!
Customer #8526
Entry #42 (yes, The answer to The Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything)
A child came running into the farmhouse. "No wonder that mama pig is so big," she yelled. "There's a bunch of little pigs blowing her up!"
Customer #8526
Entry #42 (yes, The answer to The Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything)
A child came running into the farmhouse. "No wonder that mama pig is so big," she yelled. "There's a bunch of little pigs blowing her up!"
And this little piggy went hashing!
Customer #250
Joke.
What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!
Customer #250
Joke.
What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!
And this little piggy went hashing!
Customer # 9455
Joke:
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
edit 1: By the way - what happens in the event that nobody's entry number is in the winning hash?
edit 2: also what happens if two people end up with the same winning entry number? That is statistically likely the more people join the contest...
edit 3: also, is it the pbmining.com username we use to make our entry code, or this username on bitcointalk?
edit 4: here's a better joke I heard a while back:
A lost dog strays into a jungle when his owners on Safari get eaten by a pack of hyenas. He's never been away from them before, so he's a little scared. A lion sees the scared dog and thinks "this animal looks edible, never seen his kind before." So the lion starts stalking towards the dog licking his chops. The dog notices the lion out of the corner of his eye. Just before the lion pounces on him, the dog sees some bones next to him on the ground and gets an idea. He says loudly "mmm...that was some good lion meat!" The lion abruptly stops and thinks "This little guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave him alone."
Up in the trees, a monkey witnessed everything. Being a conniving dude himself, the monkey realizes the he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return. Its always good to have a tough partner. So the monkey catches up with the lion and proceeds to tell him the whole story. The lion roars and tells the monkey "get on my back, we'll get him together"
So they start rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them and realized what happened. He then gets another idea and shouts "where the hell is that monkey? I told him to bring me another lion over an hour ago..."
Customer # 9455
Joke:
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
edit 1: By the way - what happens in the event that nobody's entry number is in the winning hash?
edit 2: also what happens if two people end up with the same winning entry number? That is statistically likely the more people join the contest...
edit 3: also, is it the pbmining.com username we use to make our entry code, or this username on bitcointalk?
edit 4: here's a better joke I heard a while back:
A lost dog strays into a jungle when his owners on Safari get eaten by a pack of hyenas. He's never been away from them before, so he's a little scared. A lion sees the scared dog and thinks "this animal looks edible, never seen his kind before." So the lion starts stalking towards the dog licking his chops. The dog notices the lion out of the corner of his eye. Just before the lion pounces on him, the dog sees some bones next to him on the ground and gets an idea. He says loudly "mmm...that was some good lion meat!" The lion abruptly stops and thinks "This little guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave him alone."
Up in the trees, a monkey witnessed everything. Being a conniving dude himself, the monkey realizes the he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return. Its always good to have a tough partner. So the monkey catches up with the lion and proceeds to tell him the whole story. The lion roars and tells the monkey "get on my back, we'll get him together"
So they start rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them and realized what happened. He then gets another idea and shouts "where the hell is that monkey? I told him to bring me another lion over an hour ago..."
And this little piggy went hashing!
Customer #97
Entry #19
One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''
The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''
''What about the green one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''
''What about the red one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''
The man says, ''What does HE do?''
The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.''
Customer #97
Entry #19
One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''
The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''
''What about the green one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''
''What about the red one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''
The man says, ''What does HE do?''
The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.''
2TH/S is being given away FOR FREE!
You MUST have a MINIMUM of 40 posts at the date and time of this posting,
OR hold at least 25GH/s of hash power in your PB Mining account (at any time before the winning blocks).
The bitcointalk account must also be no newer than this announcement.
READ THE RULES CLOSELY. This is quite a bit different than our previous contests!
This is an elimination tournament and so there will only be ONE winner.
Enjoy your summer, piggies! Make sure you finish it hard with some new hash power this fall.
Watch the closest* mined Block On Monday, September 1st, at 22:00UTC.
On Blockchain.info, that Block will have a Hash, which is indicated within the red box.
This timestamp (circled in green) is for demonstration purpose only.
If your two digit Entry # in this thread shows up at any point in the Hash, you will proceed to the next round!
In this example we used, winners of the round would have been 31, 14, 42, 29, 41, 11, 18, 82. If your entry number matches ANY of those numbers, you progress to the next round! If not, you get eliminated and processed into delicious bacon.
The next round will come as quickly as the next block, so keep watching! Each block that passes will eliminate more winners until there is only ONE PROUD PIGGY standing!
But wait a minute, what if piggies have similar winning entry #'s?
There will be a FINAL ROUND announced for the following day (Sept 2nd).
So how do I join the draw?
Just post here with the following:
"And this little piggy went hashing!" (doesn't have to be perfect)
Also post your customer # with PB Mining! Make sure you register at www.pbmining.com if you don't have one yet.
You must also post a good joke to keep us entertained!
What is my Entry #?
Your "Entry #" will be determined by taking the first letter and last letter of your bitcointalk username and then using this to convert it:
If I were playing, PBMINING would be #77
IGNORE the numbers in your username, if there are any. For example, 1PBMINING1 would still be #77. There also must be a minimum of 2 letters in your username.
So what is PB Mining, anyway?
We operate Bitcoin mining ASIC hardware. When you buy a contract with us, you will begin earning Bitcoins instantly. At Piggyback Mining, we cover the electricity costs and all pool fees. Your contract is 100% insured because we want you to succeed. Check us out at http://pbmining.com
So to sum up the rules,
In the rare event that there are multiple winning blocks at the same time, then all Entry #'s of both blocks will proceed to the next round.
For you to be eligible for this draw, you must have a minimum of 40 posts at the time of entering, OR a PB Mining account with at least 25GH/s in it any time before the winning blocks begin.
The bitcointalk account must also be no newer than this announcement.[/b]
Payouts to the winner will be made every Sunday before Midnight (GMT - 6).
For piggies with identical winning entry #'s who survive all the rounds together, details of the FINAL ROUND will be announced for the following day! (Sept 2nd).
Orphaned blocks will not be included in this game.
13000+ contracts and growing.
Come feed your greed!
0.0044 BTC/GHs
You MUST have a MINIMUM of 40 posts at the date and time of this posting,
OR hold at least 25GH/s of hash power in your PB Mining account (at any time before the winning blocks).
The bitcointalk account must also be no newer than this announcement.
READ THE RULES CLOSELY. This is quite a bit different than our previous contests!
This is an elimination tournament and so there will only be ONE winner.
Enjoy your summer, piggies! Make sure you finish it hard with some new hash power this fall.
Watch the closest* mined Block On Monday, September 1st, at 22:00UTC.
On Blockchain.info, that Block will have a Hash, which is indicated within the red box.
This timestamp (circled in green) is for demonstration purpose only.
If your two digit Entry # in this thread shows up at any point in the Hash, you will proceed to the next round!
In this example we used, winners of the round would have been 31, 14, 42, 29, 41, 11, 18, 82. If your entry number matches ANY of those numbers, you progress to the next round! If not, you get eliminated and processed into delicious bacon.
The next round will come as quickly as the next block, so keep watching! Each block that passes will eliminate more winners until there is only ONE PROUD PIGGY standing!
But wait a minute, what if piggies have similar winning entry #'s?
There will be a FINAL ROUND announced for the following day (Sept 2nd).
So how do I join the draw?
Just post here with the following:
"And this little piggy went hashing!" (doesn't have to be perfect)
Also post your customer # with PB Mining! Make sure you register at www.pbmining.com if you don't have one yet.
You must also post a good joke to keep us entertained!
What is my Entry #?
Your "Entry #" will be determined by taking the first letter and last letter of your bitcointalk username and then using this to convert it:
If I were playing, PBMINING would be #77
IGNORE the numbers in your username, if there are any. For example, 1PBMINING1 would still be #77. There also must be a minimum of 2 letters in your username.
So what is PB Mining, anyway?
We operate Bitcoin mining ASIC hardware. When you buy a contract with us, you will begin earning Bitcoins instantly. At Piggyback Mining, we cover the electricity costs and all pool fees. Your contract is 100% insured because we want you to succeed. Check us out at http://pbmining.com
So to sum up the rules,
In the rare event that there are multiple winning blocks at the same time, then all Entry #'s of both blocks will proceed to the next round.
For you to be eligible for this draw, you must have a minimum of 40 posts at the time of entering, OR a PB Mining account with at least 25GH/s in it any time before the winning blocks begin.
The bitcointalk account must also be no newer than this announcement.[/b]
Payouts to the winner will be made every Sunday before Midnight (GMT - 6).
For piggies with identical winning entry #'s who survive all the rounds together, details of the FINAL ROUND will be announced for the following day! (Sept 2nd).
Orphaned blocks will not be included in this game.
13000+ contracts and growing.
Come feed your greed!
0.0044 BTC/GHs
New contest tomorrow tonight!
so far so good been paid out every week
anyone interested in signing up please use me as a referral using my link below I would like to start earning some bonuses
http://pbmining.com?ref=BennyBlanco
anyone interested in signing up please use me as a referral using my link below I would like to start earning some bonuses
http://pbmining.com?ref=BennyBlanco
Join the queue of everyone in this thread.
May I know how to join the queue?
Usually, I only read about pbmining here to know the indication of it going to scam or not...
Well, my doubt is gone, at least for now, I've bought about 40 GHS...
But if there is a way or another to get myself a referral or two, I'd like to know how to join the queue here...
I love my 1 referral I got!!!!!! I'm over 20GH/s bonus from him/her! Everyone is welcome to register under my link, I'll love you too! lol
lolI'd like to get one like that too...
I love my 1 referral I got!!!!!! I'm over 20GH/s bonus from him/her! Everyone is welcome to register under my link, I'll love you too! lol
lol so far so good been paid out every week
anyone interested in signing up please use me as a referral using my link below I would like to start earning some bonuses
http://pbmining.com?ref=BennyBlanco
anyone interested in signing up please use me as a referral using my link below I would like to start earning some bonuses
http://pbmining.com?ref=BennyBlanco
Join the queue of everyone in this thread.
so far so good been paid out every week
anyone interested in signing up please use me as a referral using my link below I would like to start earning some bonuses
http://pbmining.com?ref=BennyBlanco
anyone interested in signing up please use me as a referral using my link below I would like to start earning some bonuses
http://pbmining.com?ref=BennyBlanco
Sorry I was deleting them manually from the big msg and got them mixed up 
and looks like I may have mistakenly thought pilotofbtc said it, sorry about that (thats an apology to you as well pilotofbtc)
PilotofBTC do you fly planes in real life?
and looks like I may have mistakenly thought pilotofbtc said it, sorry about that (thats an apology to you as well pilotofbtc)
PilotofBTC do you fly planes in real life?
Yes, I am a private pilot. But, due to the high cost of the hobby, I haven't been flying in many years.
Should get ya alittle ultralight or something.
Once the kids are out of school so no more college tuition and I have a bit more disposable income, I do want to get back into the air. I would actually like to try gliding and helos as well.
Sorry I was deleting them manually from the big msg and got them mixed up
and looks like I may have mistakenly thought pilotofbtc said it, sorry about that (thats an apology to you as well pilotofbtc)
PilotofBTC do you fly planes in real life?
and looks like I may have mistakenly thought pilotofbtc said it, sorry about that (thats an apology to you as well pilotofbtc)
PilotofBTC do you fly planes in real life?
Yes, I am a private pilot. But, due to the high cost of the hobby, I haven't been flying in many years.
Should get ya alittle ultralight or something.
"Yes, I am a private pilot. But, due to the high cost of the hobby, I haven't been flying in many years."
"cool, yeah it is an expensive hobby"
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yeah, like $7.50/hr for the cessna 150 engine time, and 90c/gal for the avgas in 1972...
"cool, yeah it is an expensive hobby"
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yeah, like $7.50/hr for the cessna 150 engine time, and 90c/gal for the avgas in 1972...
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