And this little piggy went a-hashing!
Entry #: 53
"I'll huff and puff till your door breaks down!" cried the Wolf.
Topic: PBMining 2TH/s Giveaway (Labour day Tournament) - page 15. (Read 24573 times)
Entry#: 25
And this little piggy went hashing
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I'll meet you at the corner.
And this little piggy went hashing
Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I'll meet you at the corner.
And this little piggy went hashing
Entry #:11
Customer #: 16833
Q: Which magazine does the Big Bad Wolf like to read?
A: "Porks Illustrated!"
Entry #:11
Customer #: 16833
Q: Which magazine does the Big Bad Wolf like to read?
A: "Porks Illustrated!"
And this little piggy went hashing
Entry #:75
Customer #: 8946
What is the difference between swine flu and bird flu?
For swine flu you need oinkment, and for bird flu you need tweetment!
Entry #:75
Customer #: 8946
What is the difference between swine flu and bird flu?
For swine flu you need oinkment, and for bird flu you need tweetment!
And this little piggy went hashing!
Entry number: 75
Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the New York Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, the other in burst shorts!
Entry number: 75
Did you hear about the two fat men who ran in the New York Marathon?
One ran in short bursts, the other in burst shorts!
And this little piggy went hashing!
Entry number: 58
Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
Because the cow has the utter.
Entry number: 58
Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
Because the cow has the utter.
"And this little piggy went hashing!"
PB Mining customer #16287
Entry #12
There are only 3 things hard in programming; naming things and off-by-one errors.
Cheers
PB Mining customer #16287
Entry #12
There are only 3 things hard in programming; naming things and off-by-one errors.
Cheers
And this little piggy went hashing!
Entry #71
Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!
Entry #71
Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!
And this little piggy went hashing!
Entry #52
Q: How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A: Lots of eggercise!
Entry #52
Q: How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A: Lots of eggercise!
Entry#: 19
And this little piggy went hashing
Q: What has forty feet and sings?
A: The school choir!
And this little piggy went hashing
Q: What has forty feet and sings?
A: The school choir!
And this little piggy went hashing!
Entry #38
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Entry #38
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
And this little piggy went hashing!
Customer #: 16213
Entry #: 95
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a pig sitting next to him.
"Are you a pig?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The pig replied, "Well, I liked the book."
Customer #: 16213
Entry #: 95
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a pig sitting next to him.
"Are you a pig?" asked the man, surprised.
"Yes."
"What are you doing at the movies?"
The pig replied, "Well, I liked the book."
Customer #16131
Entry # 35
And this little piggy went hashing!
What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"
Entry # 35
And this little piggy went hashing!
What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"
Customer #: 2735
Entry #: 14
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Entry #: 14
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
And this little piggy went hashing!
Customer Number: 736
Entry Number: 94
MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof! MOTHER PIG: What? THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language.
Customer Number: 736
Entry Number: 94
MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof! MOTHER PIG: What? THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language.
And this little piggy went hashing!
Customer #: 15950
Entry #: 59 (EcuaMobi)
Customer #: 15950
Entry #: 59 (EcuaMobi)
Quote
A man is driving down a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving up the same road.
As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "Pig!"
The man immediately leans out his window and replies with "BITCH!"
They each continue on their way, as the man rounds the next corner he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "Pig!"
The man immediately leans out his window and replies with "BITCH!"
They each continue on their way, as the man rounds the next corner he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
And this little piggy went hashing!
Entry 14
Customer number 9088
Some fun:
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking a bit pissed off. The egg mutters: Well, I guess we answered that question !
Entry 14
Customer number 9088
Some fun:
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking a bit pissed off. The egg mutters: Well, I guess we answered that question !
And this little piggy went hashing!
Entry 95, customer number 14973.
A man walks into a bar. Ouch!
From a Japanese car rental brochure:
"If passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, tootle him with vigor"
Entry 95, customer number 14973.
A man walks into a bar. Ouch!
From a Japanese car rental brochure:
"If passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage, tootle him with vigor"
Entry : 28
And this little piggy went hashing.
Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you?
Kids: Meat!
Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?
Kid: homework!!!
And this little piggy went hashing.
Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you?
Kids: Meat!
Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?
Kid: homework!!!
Entry : 38
Joke : So a woman walks into a bar with her goose and gets a drink, moments later after being there a drunk man walks up and asks her : "Where did you get that Pig" and She says : "I'll have you know this is a goose" and the drunk man says :" I know, I was talking to the goose!"
And these little piggies went hashing!
Joke : So a woman walks into a bar with her goose and gets a drink, moments later after being there a drunk man walks up and asks her : "Where did you get that Pig" and She says : "I'll have you know this is a goose" and the drunk man says :" I know, I was talking to the goose!"
And these little piggies went hashing!
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