In conclusion, they're a useless waste of taxpayer dollars.
They willingly put their lives on the line every day, never knowing when some violent thug is going to attack them just 'cause he ran out of iced cream and was in a bad mood.
We're are a lucky society to have these heros around, protecting us.
If that was satire, you're doing it right
The issue with many police forces is that they are poorly trained (do not know enough of the law), and have bad policies in place
Hello, Dominos. Yes the usual please. Oh and by the way call the police for me I have a burglar at gunpoint.