[POLL] What is the best covid-19 conspiracy?

nutildah

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Quote from: Gyfts on June 14, 2021, 11:33:25 PM

But, her statement makes me even more of a skeptic, so she isn't very persuasive.

Oh yeah? Well the same statement makes me less of a skeptic. So now I believe the official story. Which was what again, its hard to keep track. Perhaps and just perhaps dude she is actually an innocent scientist who had her whole world trashed by 4chan kiddies being raised by YouTube to believe there is no objective reality and life is nothing but various degrees of pwnage.

But nah she China so bad.

Gyfts

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Hmmm, so this NYT piece makes me a bit more skeptical about the virus's origin: https://twitter.com/nytimesworld/status/1404433715267244034

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Shi Zhengli, China's 'Bat Woman,' breaks silence amid calls for a closer look at the theory that the coronavirus escaped from her lab in Wuhan. “I don’t know how the world has come to this, constantly pouring filth on an innocent scientist," she said.

I'm sure she's just an "innocent scientist", trying to play the victim card I suppose.

We all know China would never let her speak out without repercussion, so are we really suppose to believe this is an "innocent scientist" that's being demonized by the entire world who wants to know where Covid came from?

Who knows. But, her statement makes me even more of a skeptic, so she isn't very persuasive.

BADecker

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Quote from: Natsuu on June 06, 2021, 06:09:28 AM

Quote from: BADecker on June 05, 2021, 08:49:40 PM

You're attempted debunking of my claims is simply more of the medical conspiracy against us. And they got you. You don't even realize it.

Cool

Whose us in you? your other personalities?

And what do you mean by they got you, lmfao

It's kinda difficult talking to someone who is using his 3rd language. You'd get more out of it if you reverted to your 1st language. Besides, your mother would be so happy.

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Natsuu

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Quote from: BADecker on June 05, 2021, 08:49:40 PM

Quote from: Cnut237 on June 04, 2021, 09:39:51 AM

Quote from: BADecker on June 03, 2021, 08:03:19 PM

^^^ But look at all the CO2 China is spewing into the atmosphere. They are probably the greatest of the major nations in this area. In a few years, we will be thanking them for all the good they are doing in helping plants to grow, and bringing us global warming. Consider https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.57143605 and https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.57131434.

Besides, once we find out how the Covid vaccines are many times worse than the virus, we'll forget all about China and start blaming Big Pharma in the States.

Cool

For your second link, you're probably better linking to your initial post, rather than one halfway down the thread after I've debunked your claims.
As for the first link, my favourite comment in that thread is 'word salad of stupidity'.

You're attempted debunking of my claims is simply more of the medical conspiracy against us. And they got you. You don't even realize it.

Cool

Whose us in you? your other personalities?

And what do you mean by they got you, lmfao

BADecker

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Quote from: Cnut237 on June 04, 2021, 09:39:51 AM

Quote from: BADecker on June 03, 2021, 08:03:19 PM

^^^ But look at all the CO2 China is spewing into the atmosphere. They are probably the greatest of the major nations in this area. In a few years, we will be thanking them for all the good they are doing in helping plants to grow, and bringing us global warming. Consider https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.57143605 and https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.57131434.

Besides, once we find out how the Covid vaccines are many times worse than the virus, we'll forget all about China and start blaming Big Pharma in the States.

Cool

For your second link, you're probably better linking to your initial post, rather than one halfway down the thread after I've debunked your claims.
As for the first link, my favourite comment in that thread is 'word salad of stupidity'.

You're attempted debunking of my claims is simply more of the medical conspiracy against us. And they got you. You don't even realize it.

Cool

Cnut237

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Quote from: BADecker on June 03, 2021, 08:03:19 PM

^^^ But look at all the CO2 China is spewing into the atmosphere. They are probably the greatest of the major nations in this area. In a few years, we will be thanking them for all the good they are doing in helping plants to grow, and bringing us global warming. Consider https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.57143605 and https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.57131434.

Besides, once we find out how the Covid vaccines are many times worse than the virus, we'll forget all about China and start blaming Big Pharma in the States.

Cool

For your second link, you're probably better linking to your initial post, rather than one halfway down the thread after I've debunked your claims.
As for the first link, my favourite comment in that thread is 'word salad of stupidity'.

BADecker

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^^^ But look at all the CO2 China is spewing into the atmosphere. They are probably the greatest of the major nations in this area. In a few years, we will be thanking them for all the good they are doing in helping plants to grow, and bringing us global warming. Consider https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.57143605 and https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.57131434.

Besides, once we find out how the Covid vaccines are many times worse than the virus, we'll forget all about China and start blaming Big Pharma in the States.

Cool

gagika

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What I do believe is that someone was studying about this virus in Wuhan,China they were trying to modified it, no idea if it is for the benefit of mankind or eliminate the human existence. So they modified it and accidentally broke out of the laboratory, someone got infected and government dont let it out of the public knowing that they can control it and baamm everyones infected and life turns out to be shit. I dont believe that it comes from the bat, cause there is a study that says it is not possible to cause pandemic. But if this is true and wants to use this as a weapon then it is hell an amazing job to ruin humanity. What a despicable plan to kill.

Cnut237

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Quote from: o_e_l_e_o on June 03, 2021, 04:29:06 AM

Do I need to email Bill Gates and ask him to turn me on? (Not like that. Well, maybe like that. Wink

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It's worth a go, I hear he's single these days. And depending on how it develops, a divorce settlement would be worth a few BTC.

Quote from: o_e_l_e_o on June 03, 2021, 02:09:03 AM

So I'm gonna turn in to a Borg? Sounds awesome! Can I run a bitcoin node from my brain?

If you go for the Gates option, then I'd be careful about taking the Borg option as well. Here's a photo of Locutus clutching his newly-installed implants. Just look at Gates wringing his hands together in demonic glee. He's got it all planned out, the evil genius.

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Quote from: Natsuu on June 03, 2021, 10:07:30 AM

Noooo, you got it all wrong, what you all need is a vaccinated peeps in a high altitude that will act like a 5g tower, this will then activates it all.

Gotcha. I'll go nip up Whitney. Does my COVID vaccine chip let me sync with blockstream satellite?

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Quote from: vapourminer on June 03, 2021, 07:45:23 AM

Quote from: o_e_l_e_o on June 03, 2021, 04:29:06 AM

Quote from: nutildah on June 03, 2021, 03:11:54 AM

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You're telling me I've been missing out on block rewards this whole time!? But I was one of the first to get the COVID vaccine! What did I do wrong? Do I need to email Bill Gates and ask him to turn me on? (Not like that. Well, maybe like that. Wink

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it seems you need to be really really close to a 5g tower for max hashrate.

got the Pfizer vacc a month ago.. no effects at all. well, i do have the strangest urge to build large mast like structures in my back yard, but thats about it.

Noooo, you got it all wrong, what you all need is a vaccinated peeps in a high altitude that will act like a 5g tower, this will then activates it all.

Thanks me later

vapourminer

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what is this "brake pedal" you speak of?

Quote from: o_e_l_e_o on June 03, 2021, 04:29:06 AM

Quote from: nutildah on June 03, 2021, 03:11:54 AM

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You're telling me I've been missing out on block rewards this whole time!? But I was one of the first to get the COVID vaccine! What did I do wrong? Do I need to email Bill Gates and ask him to turn me on? (Not like that. Well, maybe like that. Wink

)

it seems you need to be really really close to a 5g tower for max hashrate.

got the Pfizer vacc a month ago.. no effects at all. well, i do have the strangest urge to build large mast like structures in my back yard, but thats about it.

o_e_l_e_o

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Quote from: tvbcof on June 03, 2021, 02:23:59 AM

And thus, that sanitation and nutrition has nothing to do with solving the problem of communicable diseases, or at least not communicable diseases for which there is a (supposed) vaccine available.

Isn't it amazing how sanitation reduced diphtheria in the 20s (you know, just when the vaccine was released), but the same sanitation didn't reduce pertussis till the 40s (you know, just when the vaccine was released), or hep B till the 90s (you know, just when the vaccine was released). What incredible coincidences!

Quote from: nutildah on June 03, 2021, 03:11:54 AM

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You're telling me I've been missing out on block rewards this whole time!? But I was one of the first to get the COVID vaccine! What did I do wrong? Do I need to email Bill Gates and ask him to turn me on? (Not like that. Well, maybe like that. Wink

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nutildah

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Quote from: o_e_l_e_o on June 03, 2021, 02:09:03 AM

So I'm gonna turn in to a Borg? Sounds awesome! Can I run a bitcoin node from my brain?

You think the hash rate has increased exponentially because of hardware mining devices?

LOL dude really.

Human brains have been hacked into bitcoin miners since 2018. The trend got started in China where the government wanted to stop wasting power on bitcoin mining, developed a brain/bitcoin network interface and reprogrammed the neurons of political prisoners to compute hash values. Well it started with experiments on political prisoners but then they also added the operators of the old bitcoin farms since they don't need them anymore.

It's all about who can harness the most potential from the brain to compute the most hashes, otherwise known as "organic mining." Sounds much more eco-friendly, just the PR the doctor ordered.

tvbcof

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Quote from: o_e_l_e_o on June 03, 2021, 02:09:03 AM

So I'm gonna turn in to a Borg?

In the same way that owning shares in Google makes you 'turn into Google.'

Quote from: o_e_l_e_o on June 03, 2021, 02:09:03 AM

Sounds awesome!

That's the goal of a variety of psychological operations.

Quote from: o_e_l_e_o on June 03, 2021, 02:09:03 AM

Can I run a bitcoin node from my brain?

Even better! You would be able to back-calculate the Fatality Rate of diphtheria to find out what numbers you are going to need to prove that people started becoming infected less only when the vaccine came out. And thus, that sanitation and nutrition has nothing to do with solving the problem of communicable diseases, or at least not communicable diseases for which there is a (supposed) vaccine available. We can ignore sore points such as scarlet fever...especially if we don't mind looking like desperate pharma-bot creeps.

Edit: 'dying --> 'becoming infected' to be fair and accurate about Oily's argument.

o_e_l_e_o

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So I'm gonna turn in to a Borg? Sounds awesome! Can I run a bitcoin node from my brain?

tvbcof

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'They' are laying the foundation for the 'hive mind'.

Once a quota of people are infused with SPIONS, the network infrastructure (mis-known as '5G') will be activated and all injected people will become part of the hive mind.

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Do due diligence

wouldn't completely rule out #1 or 2 (but not in the nefarious ways it's typically depicted ;-)

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If we're going on wacky conspiracies alone... I would like to put forth that the virus was created as a trojan horse for mankind to take a vaccine in order to cleanse our society of viruses that could be harmful to aliens as they begin mass integrating with our society. These aliens have beaten common colds and flus so long ago that their immune system is no longer strong enough to fight them. As a result they would be unable to participate in our society without first leading humans to herd immunity against such potentially harmful viruses. As a unisex alien species, they must also normalize the idea of non-binary sexes and sharing of public bathrooms. Shocked

BADecker

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Look at all the spikes on the Mondoshawan. Do you think the Mondoshawans are viruses?

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