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Topic: Post a lie about the person above you! - page 13. (Read 19656 times)

full member
Activity: 182
Merit: 100
September 28, 2012, 01:18:38 PM
^(Comment) Damn, schooled by a homeless chick! That smarts. Please mentally edit my post to read HER hooker.

^^(Comment) Must know my ex-wife (the Jabba the Hutt reference!). The DNA testing is still being done, not sure if I was her lover or not.

(Comment) Let's go back to binary, I am getting my ass served here.

^(Actual Lie) Decided enough is enough, opted to Occupy Occupy, failed to get noticed. Still needs haircut and a shower.

JUST CAUSE MY COOCHIE STANK DON'T MEAN I NEED A SHOWER

Its a shitty shitty liar.
^^ Is a Hardcore Lesbian!
newbie
Activity: 56
Merit: 0
September 28, 2012, 01:12:08 PM
^(Comment) Damn, schooled by a homeless chick! That smarts. Please mentally edit my post to read HER hooker.

^^(Comment) Must know my ex-wife (the Jabba the Hutt reference!). The DNA testing is still being done, not sure if I was her lover or not.

(Comment) Let's go back to binary, I am getting my ass served here.

^(Actual Lie) Decided enough is enough, opted to Occupy Occupy, failed to get noticed. Still needs haircut and a shower.

JUST CAUSE MY COOCHIE STANK DON'T MEAN I NEED A SHOWER

Its a shitty shitty liar.
sr. member
Activity: 574
Merit: 250
September 28, 2012, 01:09:29 PM
^(Comment) Damn, schooled by a homeless chick! That smarts. Please mentally edit my post to read HER hooker.

^^(Comment) Must know my ex-wife (the Jabba the Hutt reference!). The DNA testing is still being done, not sure if I was her lover or not.

(Comment) Let's go back to binary, I am getting my ass served here.

^(Actual Lie) Decided enough is enough, opted to Occupy Occupy, failed to get noticed. Still needs haircut and a shower.
newbie
Activity: 56
Merit: 0
September 28, 2012, 12:41:35 PM
^Watches all carbonite-including scenes in all Star Wars movies with dreamy eyes wishing he had a Princess Leia outfit and that Han would be HIS hooker in crayon wax.

that's not a lie. I wish Han solo was my fucking hooker. I did dress up as Princes Leia 5 years ago......... These are not lies, get yo game up.


Idk.... made money from BTC.
sr. member
Activity: 294
Merit: 250
September 28, 2012, 12:38:19 PM
^Watches all carbonite-including scenes in all Star Wars movies with dreamy eyes wishing he had a Princess Leia outfit and that Han would be HIS hooker in crayon wax.

^ Is Jabba the Hutt's secret lover...
sr. member
Activity: 574
Merit: 250
September 28, 2012, 12:36:27 PM
^Watches all carbonite-including scenes in all Star Wars movies with dreamy eyes wishing he had a Princess Leia outfit and that Han would be HIS hooker in crayon wax.
newbie
Activity: 56
Merit: 0
September 28, 2012, 12:34:03 PM
^Once melted crayons over a hooker's body to make a body cast, that he now proudly displays in his home.

^ Is confused. That wasn't a hooker, it was Han Solo, and it wasn't melted crayon, it was liquid carbonite...

^
Has jacked it to He-Man.
sr. member
Activity: 294
Merit: 250
September 28, 2012, 12:24:00 PM
^Once melted crayons over a hooker's body to make a body cast, that he now proudly displays in his home.

^ Is confused. That wasn't a hooker, it was Han Solo, and it wasn't melted crayon, it was liquid carbonite...
sr. member
Activity: 574
Merit: 250
September 28, 2012, 12:21:48 PM
^Once melted crayons over a hooker's body to make a body cast, that he now proudly displays in his home.
legendary
Activity: 1918
Merit: 1570
Bitcoin: An Idea Worth Spending
September 28, 2012, 10:47:24 AM
^Tomorrow, the teacher is going to give him a blue crayon and teach him the number 2.
sr. member
Activity: 294
Merit: 250
September 28, 2012, 08:31:07 AM
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sr. member
Activity: 322
Merit: 250
September 28, 2012, 03:27:41 AM
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donator
Activity: 2058
Merit: 1007
Poor impulse control.
September 28, 2012, 02:47:39 AM
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sr. member
Activity: 574
Merit: 250
September 27, 2012, 11:45:59 AM
Spent two hours trying to craft that sentence in base3 binary.
hero member
Activity: 532
Merit: 500
September 27, 2012, 10:58:01 AM
^ didn't invest in pirateat40, because he looked up the description of the character 戝 before.

Quote from: gucharmap
戝 U+621D CJK UNIFIED IDEOGRAPH-621D pirate, thief

^ Divided by zero, then multiplied by one.
legendary
Activity: 1624
Merit: 1021
September 26, 2012, 02:31:55 PM
^ didn't invest in pirateat40, because he looked up the description of the character 戝 before.

Quote from: gucharmap
戝 U+621D CJK UNIFIED IDEOGRAPH-621D pirate, thief
donator
Activity: 2058
Merit: 1007
Poor impulse control.
September 26, 2012, 05:52:40 AM
^ Does not have a raging penile infection.
hero member
Activity: 1078
Merit: 502
September 26, 2012, 05:42:09 AM
^ Has a raging penile infection.
legendary
Activity: 1018
Merit: 1000
September 25, 2012, 11:20:50 PM
^ Did not snowball goat cum with me.

still wets the bed
newbie
Activity: 56
Merit: 0
September 25, 2012, 09:42:05 PM
^ Is actually homeless with a laptop.

^ hasn't sucked a goat's dick
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