Topic: Post a lie about the person above you! - page 15. (Read 19656 times)
^Forgot that ^^ had his drug referencing days back in the 70's and 80's when everybody knew that base was shorthand for freebase, what the discerning nose candy connoisseur preferred when taking his poison as smoke. Damn kids nowadays with your cheap crack and your badly polluted cheap street drugs. Just no damn fun at all. Plus today's shit will mess you up bad, all that wicked cut they use. F that.
^ Thinks people know what base means when referencing drugs.
^ Once claimed that he invented the phrase "all your base are belong to us!" during an argument with former Washington DC Mayor Marion Berry. Berry was not amused, because his pipe was empty, and he was jonesing like a, well, like a junkie.
^ Satanically murders slongless puppies.
^ is considered to be a puppy by most in his culture.
^ satanically murders puppies with slongs 
^ has a firm grasp on 4 slongs
^ uses profanity such as slong and cockgobble
^ has a firm grasp of slongs.
^ uses profanity such as slong and cockgobble
^ can write grammatically correct sentences.
^ is good in grammar
^ recently changed his name to "Sylvester Stallone" and bragged about starring in "Tango and Cash"
^ Didn't find a pickle on the roadside and eat it.
^ recently changed his name to "Sylvester Stallone" and bragged about starring in "Tango and Cash"
^ recently named his new kitten "woman", and is now nervously looking out the window for strangers coming down the street...
^is funny
^ enjoys sex with woman.
^ is freddy mercury
^ Is a successful rocket scientist and is currently planning a trip to Mars.
^ Reads excellent literature in the high fantasy category like Robert Jordan, Brandon Sanderson, Terry Brooks, Tad Williams, Steven Erikson, and Georg RR Martin.
^ Once, during a deeply regrettable moment of drunken juvenile adoration at a Con, proposed marriage to C. J. Cherryh.
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