Topic: Post your favorite Biden/Harris Memes here (Read 1060 times)
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Is Joe Biden still creepy?
Not compared to Trump, no. Biden is more of a lovable rogue. People often misinterpret his actions. Like when he fell over three times on the steps trying to board Air Force One... it wasn't evidence of infirmity, merely standard Biden slapstick antics. He loves messing around with planes...
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White House Press Flight Delayed After Biden Gets Into Plane’s Engine
WASHINGTON—Calling the incident a minor hiccup and saying the European trip would continue as planned, the White House was reportedly forced to delay a press flight Wednesday after President Joe Biden got into the plane’s engine. “As soon as we remove the president from the turbine, we should be able to proceed as scheduled,” White House press secretary Jen Psaki told reporters, adding that an auxiliary power unit had been rendered inoperable after the commander-in-chief crawled into a turbine looking for a snack he dropped. “Unfortunately, the president got pretty well wedged in there, so rescue crews have spent a few hours already trying to get him out. He got pretty startled, naturally, and crawled further in. Fortunately we’ve coaxed him closer to leaving the engine, and once we repair the wires he chewed, the diplomatic trip should hopefully continue without incident.” At press time, the flight had been delayed again on the runway after the president had somehow gotten back into the engine.
WASHINGTON—Calling the incident a minor hiccup and saying the European trip would continue as planned, the White House was reportedly forced to delay a press flight Wednesday after President Joe Biden got into the plane’s engine. “As soon as we remove the president from the turbine, we should be able to proceed as scheduled,” White House press secretary Jen Psaki told reporters, adding that an auxiliary power unit had been rendered inoperable after the commander-in-chief crawled into a turbine looking for a snack he dropped. “Unfortunately, the president got pretty well wedged in there, so rescue crews have spent a few hours already trying to get him out. He got pretty startled, naturally, and crawled further in. Fortunately we’ve coaxed him closer to leaving the engine, and once we repair the wires he chewed, the diplomatic trip should hopefully continue without incident.” At press time, the flight had been delayed again on the runway after the president had somehow gotten back into the engine.
Evel Knievel rides again.
The best Biden memes are from those crazy VP years. Everyone knows he's a dangerous maverick who doesn't play by the rules. Here's another example...
Biden To Honor Fallen Soldiers By Jumping Motorcycle Over Vietnam Memorial
Biden To Honor Fallen Soldiers By Jumping Motorcycle Over Vietnam Memorial
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Biden, who called an emergency press conference at the White House Saturday, said members of the U.S. armed forces who sacrificed their lives in the service of their country deserved a death-defying stunt that involves clearing the 246-foot-long monument on a "souped-up" Harley-Davidson XR-750.
"There's no better way to pay homage to our fallen brothers than by letting it rip, hitting that ramp at full fucking blast, and flying through the sky high above the Vietnam Memorial," said Biden, noting that he also plans to execute a midair salute by placing his fingers around his mouth in a V shape and rapidly flicking his tongue. "If I grease the landing and ragdoll across the Constitution Gardens, so be it. I've had my share of spills."
"Ain't like I haven't broken a few bones or fractured my skull a couple times, either," the vice president added.
Biden told reporters he has spent all his free time over the past two weeks preparing for the perilous feat by tuning up his bike, overseeing construction of the plywood ramps, and personally installing a "bitchin'" sound system that will blast a to-be-determined John Mellencamp song from 20 different speakers during the jump.
The vice president said that to properly commemorate the bravery of America's fallen service members, he will also ride the motorcycle through a massive banner reading "All gave some, some gave all," which will be held in place by "a couple of hot numbers in bikinis" whom the vice president reportedly met during a recent trip to a D.C.-area Texas Roadhouse location.
After urging members of the media not to miss out because the performance is going to be "the shit," Biden spoke at length about modifications he has made to the bike to ensure he gets "big-time air.""
"There's no better way to pay homage to our fallen brothers than by letting it rip, hitting that ramp at full fucking blast, and flying through the sky high above the Vietnam Memorial," said Biden, noting that he also plans to execute a midair salute by placing his fingers around his mouth in a V shape and rapidly flicking his tongue. "If I grease the landing and ragdoll across the Constitution Gardens, so be it. I've had my share of spills."
"Ain't like I haven't broken a few bones or fractured my skull a couple times, either," the vice president added.
Biden told reporters he has spent all his free time over the past two weeks preparing for the perilous feat by tuning up his bike, overseeing construction of the plywood ramps, and personally installing a "bitchin'" sound system that will blast a to-be-determined John Mellencamp song from 20 different speakers during the jump.
The vice president said that to properly commemorate the bravery of America's fallen service members, he will also ride the motorcycle through a massive banner reading "All gave some, some gave all," which will be held in place by "a couple of hot numbers in bikinis" whom the vice president reportedly met during a recent trip to a D.C.-area Texas Roadhouse location.
After urging members of the media not to miss out because the performance is going to be "the shit," Biden spoke at length about modifications he has made to the bike to ensure he gets "big-time air.""
You idiot. Biden is a good
Yes, I know that Fauci flip-flopped on double-masking with ordinary masks. But double-masking is still the recommended safety practice with the Presidential Noseless Mask.
I may be just regurgitating The Onion (not that one)... but they do have some great angles on Biden 
Doctors Concerned As Hairline Fracture In Biden’s Foot Spreads Through Entire Skeleton
Doctors Concerned As Hairline Fracture In Biden’s Foot Spreads Through Entire Skeleton
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WILMINGTON, DE—Stressing that their patient’s health remained their primary concern, a team of medical experts announced Monday that a hairline fracture in Joe Biden’s foot had begun spreading throughout his entire skeleton. “After a slight accident from playing with [presidential rescue dog] Major, we were troubled to find a small fracture expanding from the president elect’s metatarsal into his shin, and eventually working its way up the fibula and femur and into the rest of his skeletal system,” said Dr. Edward Gross, adding that x-rays inspected by fellow members of the campaign’s medical office revealed that Biden’s sternum had almost entirely split down the middle due to the physical stress. “Of course, the small breaks in the 205 other bones in his body are concerning as well as the constant sound of cracking, but what we’re mainly worried about now are some of the hairline fractures in his skull. If those go, we could just see his entire skeleton start collapsing in on him.” At press time, a spokesperson for the campaign had announced plans to place Biden in a six-foot-tall protective boot.
Not sure if it's a Biden meme or a Trump meme, but in the interests of bridging the Rep/Dem gap and building a cross-party consensus to heal America, let's assume it's both.
Biden Receives First Box Of Wadded-Up Napkins And Receipts Comprising Trump Intelligence Briefing
Biden Receives First Box Of Wadded-Up Napkins And Receipts Comprising Trump Intelligence Briefing
I reiterate that unless otherwise noted, the memes that I posted on this thread are fresh and original, by me.
This is an indirect meme about Biden. It is about a known associate of Biden, one who should be wary of calling for criminal-law restraints on what people can say in public:
This is an indirect meme about Biden. It is about a known associate of Biden, one who should be wary of calling for criminal-law restraints on what people can say in public:
The banks have closed Trump’s non-political business accounts, and closed Trump’s personal bank accounts. (This came after Stripe banned Trump’s campaign.) They don’t just want to defeat Trump politically: They want to destroy him personally.
This is the face of naked tyranny. I now stand with Trump.
Congrats to the “liberals” who voted for this banksters’ darling:
Full-res embedded here, because I want to encourage sharing. Thanks to suchmoon for the lead on this image of a smug Biden!
This is the face of naked tyranny. I now stand with Trump.
Congrats to the “liberals” who voted for this banksters’ darling:
Full-res embedded here, because I want to encourage sharing. Thanks to suchmoon for the lead on this image of a smug Biden!
OP, I respectfully suggest that you revise the local rules, which currently ban the President of the United States from posting on this thread:
A million smug liberal nincompoops chorus in unison: “If Trump is banned from Twitter, he is free to go to Parler!”
Google, Apple, and Amazon: “LOL, ne Parler nul.”
N.b., I am obviously neither an American GOP type, nor a libertarian; and I detest Ayn Rand. Thus, it would be unwise to reply with strawmen based on positions that I have never held.
At least a few liberals are hold fast to their own stated principles, rather than wallowing in the doublethink and self-serving hypocrisy that are the hallmarks of modern “liberalism”. It is sickening to see the ad hominem attacks hurled at them for their failure to shut up and conform to the party line.
(Re the announcement of the Facebook permaban. Long tweet threads excerpted to a few brief selections.)
At this jucture, I must highlight the importance of Bitcoin to the freedom of speech. Financial censorship directly translates to the censorship of thoughts and ideas; for as a practical matter, systems of communication cost money to run.
Parler has a competitor who has far more experience with “deplatforming”: Gab. Overall, Gab is a fascinating study for those who are interested in censorship resistance. Hereby apropos, Gab would have gone bankrupt long ago, if not for Bitcoin.
Bitcoin is the only way to send money to Gab online. (They also accept cheques snailmailed to their postbox; but that is obviously a non-starter for an Internet startup.) And ever since Coinbase deplatformed them, they have used Bitcoin for real, with their own keys on their own node managed by BTCPayServer.
You do me a calumny. I have presented Trump as Kerensky, and Biden as Lenin. Wherefore “Trump ≈ Biden”, not “Trump = Biden”. Perhaps my metaphor was too subtle for typical Americans, who are ignorant of both history and political theory; but that is not my problem.
America’s soft-pedalled October Revolution is a bad thing. Trump is not good. As I warned my American friends five years ago, he was never going to “save the country” or “make America great”. He is a big talker, and he says many of the right things; but he is a money-man and a playboy, a culturally degenerate parvenu in spirit, not a knight in shining armour. He has always been as such: It is who he is. But things can be worse...
Anyone who accuses Trump of having incited that riot is either a liar, or a fool who believes the liar-media mischaracterizations of Trump’s communications that are difficult to see for yourself, since Big Tech has been trying to wipe them off the Internet.
In Soviet America, Bolshevik Biden’s opposition is banned from the Internet
Back on topic: Biden memes!
Hmmm, something is a bit off...
FTFY. And at this point, my corrected text is barely hyperbole:
(I myself was never on social media, because I frankly despise the masses and I do not care about influencing them. No, I am not a populist.)
This thread is self moderated and will be censored at a Twitter level
A million smug liberal nincompoops chorus in unison: “If Trump is banned from Twitter, he is free to go to Parler!”
Google, Apple, and Amazon: “LOL, ne Parler nul.”
N.b., I am obviously neither an American GOP type, nor a libertarian; and I detest Ayn Rand. Thus, it would be unwise to reply with strawmen based on positions that I have never held.
At least a few liberals are hold fast to their own stated principles, rather than wallowing in the doublethink and self-serving hypocrisy that are the hallmarks of modern “liberalism”. It is sickening to see the ad hominem attacks hurled at them for their failure to shut up and conform to the party line.
(Re the announcement of the Facebook permaban. Long tweet threads excerpted to a few brief selections.)
At this jucture, I must highlight the importance of Bitcoin to the freedom of speech. Financial censorship directly translates to the censorship of thoughts and ideas; for as a practical matter, systems of communication cost money to run.
Parler has a competitor who has far more experience with “deplatforming”: Gab. Overall, Gab is a fascinating study for those who are interested in censorship resistance. Hereby apropos, Gab would have gone bankrupt long ago, if not for Bitcoin.
Bitcoin is the only way to send money to Gab online. (They also accept cheques snailmailed to their postbox; but that is obviously a non-starter for an Internet startup.) And ever since Coinbase deplatformed them, they have used Bitcoin for real, with their own keys on their own node managed by BTCPayServer.
Come on man. Not long ago you were still putting effort into the 'I dislike both sides equally' charade.
You do me a calumny. I have presented Trump as Kerensky, and Biden as Lenin. Wherefore “Trump ≈ Biden”, not “Trump = Biden”. Perhaps my metaphor was too subtle for typical Americans, who are ignorant of both history and political theory; but that is not my problem.
America’s soft-pedalled October Revolution is a bad thing. Trump is not good. As I warned my American friends five years ago, he was never going to “save the country” or “make America great”. He is a big talker, and he says many of the right things; but he is a money-man and a playboy, a culturally degenerate parvenu in spirit, not a knight in shining armour. He has always been as such: It is who he is. But things can be worse...
Now after Trump sends an angry mob to storm the capital and stop congress from counting the votes you're going to play the 'dems trying illegal coup!' card? Really? You know we know you know what a coup, sorry- coup d’État is, right?
Anyone who accuses Trump of having incited that riot is either a liar, or a fool who believes the liar-media mischaracterizations of Trump’s communications that are difficult to see for yourself, since Big Tech has been trying to wipe them off the Internet.
In Soviet America, Bolshevik Biden’s opposition is banned from the Internet
Back on topic: Biden memes!
Hmmm, something is a bit off...
FTFY. And at this point, my corrected text is barely hyperbole:
- Per the above:So where does this leave us? Probably down a dark road.He can go to Parler if he doesn't want to be on Twitter.
Immediately after Trump was permabanned from Twitter, Parler was simultaneously deplatformed by Google and Apple (= the apps that average Americans know how to use) and Amazon (= their website). That really puts the lie to the “he can go to Parler” argument! The Big Tech oligarchs want to ban Trump and his supporters from the Internet, period. - For typical Ovine-Americans, social media are “the Internet”. If you believe in democratic principles (which I do not), you must acknowledge that it makes a farce of democracy when a major politician is suddenly kicked off the mass-communications systems that the masses actually know how to use.
Actually, come to think of it, depriving political opponents of means of communication is a classic move for a strongman dictator who hasn’t yet consolidated the power he needs to arrest them, or to have them shot.
If a political faction with rising power in a third-world banana republic restricted its opposition’s ability to use popular social media sites, what would you say about that? —Now, what is America? A “free country”? LOL!
(I myself was never on social media, because I frankly despise the masses and I do not care about influencing them. No, I am not a populist.)
The sinister insurrectionists openly advocating a coup d’État via bad-faith abuse of the U.S. Constitution’s 25th Amendment should not only beware the appropriateness of a counterrevolutionary response: They should remember that it’s common knowledge that their President-Select is demented.
Come on man. Not long ago you were still putting effort into the 'I dislike both sides equally' charade. Now after Trump sends an angry mob to storm the capital and stop congress from counting the votes you're going to play the 'dems trying illegal coup!' card? Really? You know we know you know what a coup, sorry- coup d’État is, right?
It seems like you may be suffering from...
The sinister insurrectionists openly advocating a coup d’État via bad-faith abuse of the U.S. Constitution’s 25th Amendment should not only beware the appropriateness of a counterrevolutionary response: They should remember that it’s common knowledge that their President-Select is demented.
—Or is that merely a fast-track for President Harris?
* nobody notices.
—Or is that merely a fast-track for President Harris?
It's going back a while, but I do miss the crazy hell-raising Biden of the Obama years...
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WASHINGTON—Taking advantage of the warm spring weather Monday, Vice President Joe Biden parked his 1981 Trans Am in the White House driveway, removed his undershirt, and spent a leisurely afternoon washing the muscle car and drinking beer.
"This baby just needs a little scrub down," said Biden, addressing a tour group as he tucked the sweat-covered top into the belt loop of his cutoff jean shorts. "Gotta get her looking good so I can impress the chicks when I'm cruising down Pennsylvania [Avenue]."
https://politics.theonion.com/shirtless-biden-washes-trans-am-in-white-house-driveway-1819570732 "This baby just needs a little scrub down," said Biden, addressing a tour group as he tucked the sweat-covered top into the belt loop of his cutoff jean shorts. "Gotta get her looking good so I can impress the chicks when I'm cruising down Pennsylvania [Avenue]."
And speaking of landslides, in terms of The Trump meme thread verses the Biden meme thread....
That is a point in Trump’s favour! As I said in a polite, fully on-topic post which complied with all explicitly stated local rules—which nutildah deleted from his Trump memes thread:
Apologies to PrimeNumber7 for the semi off-topic post. I will not complain if you delete this post as having only off-topic memes; however, in my defence, I argue that this is also about Biden: If you dereference my rhetorical pointer, the point is that Biden is so unpopular that people don’t want to meme about him—people only meme love or hate for Trump!
If your meme is the slightest bit funny I will likely let it stand; however, keep in mind that it has to be about Trump.
Very well, I will give this a shot. My following proposition about Trump is funny, and is empirically supported by this comparison:
- This Trump meme thread: Started 2020-01-04, now midway down its twenty-fifth (25th) page (!).
- PrimeNumber7’s Biden/Harris meme thread: Started 2020-06-24 (almost a half-year later), only reached its second page today. Who ever
wanted to talk abouteven knows about Biden and possibleVicePresident Harris?
Illustrated storyboard added 2020-11-18/19:
[...exquisitely insightful analysis that is not strictly on-topic in the Trump meme thread...]
Voter turnout rates were plummeting, and that was not “apathy”: [...] The illusion was being lost—and with it, the consent of the governed upon which the power of all régimes must ultimately repose. [...] Thus stepped onstage Trump, a professional showman, to stir the pot just enough to get the enthusiasms flowing both for and against him.
A deeper point is that this is a plebiscite on Trump:
[...exquisitely insightful analysis that is not strictly on-topic in the Trump meme thread...]
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Everyone knows it wasn't really a landslide. But not calling it a landslide after having your face rubbed in Trumps 2016 'landslide' for years with likely the identical vote count is a road too high for me.
Everyone knows it wasn't really a landslide. But not calling it a landslide after having your face rubbed in Trumps 2016 'landslide' for years with likely the identical vote count is a road too high for me.
And speaking of landslides, in terms of The Trump meme thread verses the Biden meme thread....
well, I think yawl know where this is going....