https://www.amazon.com/Creepy-Halloween-Masks-Latex-Costume/dp/B07THZCF86/ref=sr_1_4?dchild=1&keywords=scary+halloween+mask&qid=1569896887&sr=8-4
BWAHHA - "Conch shell"
" ❤【Creepy & Funny Halloween Mask】- Novelty Halloween scary mask Masquerade costume cosplay Parties masks, it is a creepy but funny Animal Masks for adults and kids.
❤【High Quality Material】- Animal face Mask is made of a environmental and non-toxic latex mask, durable, good stretch, moderate thickness and not easily deformed.
❤【Fit Size】- It Halloween Mask size about 32 x 22 x 30cm/ 12.6 x 8.7 x 11.8 inches (L x W x H). One size fits most adults and kids head.
❤【Perfect Cosplay Costumes】- Mask animal great suitable for Masquerade Parties, Costume Parties, Carnival, Christmas, Easter, Halloween Cosplay Costumes Parties or any other parties. "
There you go Timmy, go show grandma your Christmas conch shell mask. Good thing its durable and wont stretch out, after all who wants an old stretched out deformed conch shell?
I actually LOLed at this. Not the figurative lol but a real heavy chuckle....
"Timmy, put this mask on"
"Why mom it looks funny"
"I'm sending you back to where you came from"
The reviews spell it out pretty well. Note none of them are verified purchases.
Scroll a little further down the page and this is there too... https://www.amazon.com/Funny-Halloween-Cosplay-Masquerade-Party/dp/B07TJYYZ6R/
I find it hard to imagine anyone is actually buying these things.
@eddie13
I'm with you on that. Figured it wasn't worth a ban of negative rep so I posted here first. Tasers just as bad as I imagine they'd be? I had a heart condition as a child which has since been corrected. Nothing serious but the thought of being electrocuted scares me as a result.
Anyway, will probably lock this up soon since I've received the answers I needed. Was nice to have high ranking members provide input on this instead of a bunch of noobs saying "yeah ok sure go ahead"