Topic: Raw Thai Honey (First 40 BTC of profits go to the forum!) 8 KG for sale! (Read 8208 times)

Classic.

I'm sure he'll bee careful.

Careful fincen doesnt come after you for honey laundering lol

Wow! Got my order today, and it tastes great!

For future customers:
I'd describe it as a deep, rich, multi-toned lychee + raspberry taste with some coppery tropical undertones. Goes great with dark chocolate, incidentally

Thanks Goat, good stuff.

Done. Can you tell me more about it?

I'll PM you my address.

Which type?

How much would it cost to buy 300ml?

Are you still selling?

What you're doing is so cool I'm going to talk my family into ordering some, I feel like they'll be interested!

I'll take a C,E, and F, and I'll pay BTC6.

My honey also arrived today

I really like the lychee one. The wild mountain honey will take some getting used to. The taste was quite overwhelming on the first try

EDIT July 10 2012: Well, that didn't take long. I already prefer the wild mountain honey to the lychee honey Even though they both are delicious

My raw Thai arrived also safe and sound - thanks, Goat!

8.0008394 bitcoins sent. I've sent the shipping address in a PM.

- Joel

Hello,

I'd like 2 boxes of type B and 2 boxes of type E.

Do I pay the address in the first post? Is 8 BTC enough?

- Joel

So, round 2, the authorities have been forewarned that I am part of this international honey smuggling ring, and what's this ho, ho? Another loup-bound package from some far away land with curly writing (probably Arabs, and you know what they will do to your basic high-speed modern mail sorting infrastructure given the chance!) This one actually arrived.

Notice I say "arrived". Those smary swine at US Customs and Border Patrol (and how the hell personal mail, properly declared, with proper postage affixed is any of their damn business is beyond me, but I digress!) felt the need to "examine" my package. This involved the rather amateurish use of a box-cutter (these are the bastards that should be denied access to such cutlery) slashing open my package, violating the contents with their filthy little government mitts and sniffing my honey. Yes, those black helicopter wanna-be's actually nose-raped my honey! Finding nothing that their copious lack of wit, intelligence and schooling would consider a threat to national security, the "re-sealed" said package (in fact slapped a single layer of flimsy obnoxious green EXAMINED BY US CUSTOMS AND BORDER PROTECTION shipping tape over the deep wounds rent into the surface of the box, after throwing away any cushioning and packaging materials they might have found. And, after sitting on the box for a couple of days, just to spite the actual operation of the world economy, forwarded it onward to my lair.

Of course, Mr Chicken-Shit Postman is terrified after the last Loup/Goat/Honey/National Security Adventure so instead of sallying forth in spite of wind, nor rain, nor fog, nor tsunamis the frickin' coward just showed up with a registered tag, and informed me that my box was in isolation at the main post office where I might call and claim it, preferably with disposable haz-mat suits for all involved, and my legal representatives. In spite of his churlish abuse, I did reclaim my precious honey, and am delighted to report that in spite of the nasal violation visited upon it, this nectar remains pretty damn close to the original nectar of the gods.

As in pretty damn tasty, indeed! I especially favor the sweet and sassy notes of A, and the tangy clash between spice and sour of C. F is a truly unique taste treat, social propriety limits me from describing the taste as it truly strikes me, so I will just go with tasting like a she-vixen in heat on a very sweaty day. And a pinch of salt.

F looks almost filtered, with a rich deep amber color. C is full of bee-bits (I may try to clone my own Laotian bee colony for fun!) and has an almost creamy thing going on, while A is a murky, mead-y rogue full of crystals and energy.

If you haven't yet dabbled in the rich viscous world of Asian Honey, get your coins on the way, this is truly an experience, and cheap at the price. Your taste buds will thank you.

And see if you don't think that F taste like it was produced by Cuban cigar rolling virgins if you know what I mean...

Can confirm honey arrived in tact. Had a minor allergic reaction after tasting type B honey (the dark stuff). Have severe bee allergy, which I'm assuming was the cause (unless there were fish scales in it or something  ). Just a fwiw-warning if anyone's in the same boat. I had no trouble with the type D honey. Good-tasting stuff, either way! 

Thanks!

Hmm, no sign of my honey order yet

If you have the longan I'll try one box.  if not, dealers choice - 4BTC sent your way.  I'll PM you my shipping address.

This is by far the best thread I've ever seen - anywhere.   There's a guy in Thailand willing to sell homemade honey (and not the avatar) to unknown people across the globe.  Everyone involved is working on a currency that is bunch of ones and zeroes, and everyone seems to be having fun with whatever shows up in the mail. 

I want in, even if I have to squeeze Thai honey from a cardboard box on my waffles from a guy I've never met and a place I've never been and from a currency that doesn't really exist.