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Topic: Real Evidence the Freemasons Troll the Bitcoin Forum from SomethingAweful - page 5. (Read 21763 times)

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and today, i'm calling out all the masonic bitches!

I'm pretty sure masonic lodges are male-only.

But they all dress up like bitches and fuck each other in the asses, so they are all bitches in my book!

And, GreyHawk, aren't you the Top Mason Bitch?
You've been with somethingsmellsawful since early 2000 era.
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and today, i'm calling out all the masonic bitches!

I'm pretty sure masonic lodges are male-only.
sr. member
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You sound exactly like a Masonic BITCH to me

Interesting. I went and looked this up...

Are you one of the numerous cops, narcs or piggies that came over here from somethingsmellsawful?

Nope. I've been here since Bitcoins were under $2. As far as I can tell, the "Hey, let's slander Bruce with the pedophile label!!" influx is pretty recent. And if you were watching those threads you'd notice I spoke up in Bruce's defense against that multiple times even though I already had a number of legitimate misgivings with his image, none of which had anything to do with his sexuality (either that which he acknowledged or that which people claimed), or for that matter, anything that wasn't clearly documented in his own posts and public statements.

Cool, just checking. I tried to push your buttons just to see, and you passed the test nicely.  Wink

So I sound like a Masonic bitch.

I wonder, though, what kind of bitch are you exactly? Given that you clearly accept me as not your horrible enemy when I agree with you. At the first sign maybe I have stuff not in common with you... Oh, I'm obviously some evil member of a secret society out to get you or some shit like that.

Sounds to me like you're a delusional bitch.

Check that out, everyone. bitrebel actually liked me just fine yesterday!

and today, i'm calling out all the masonic bitches!
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I'll just leave this here..

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You sound exactly like a Masonic BITCH to me

Interesting. I went and looked this up...

Are you one of the numerous cops, narcs or piggies that came over here from somethingsmellsawful?

Nope. I've been here since Bitcoins were under $2. As far as I can tell, the "Hey, let's slander Bruce with the pedophile label!!" influx is pretty recent. And if you were watching those threads you'd notice I spoke up in Bruce's defense against that multiple times even though I already had a number of legitimate misgivings with his image, none of which had anything to do with his sexuality (either that which he acknowledged or that which people claimed), or for that matter, anything that wasn't clearly documented in his own posts and public statements.

Cool, just checking. I tried to push your buttons just to see, and you passed the test nicely.  Wink

So I sound like a Masonic bitch.

I wonder, though, what kind of bitch are you exactly? Given that you clearly accept me as not your horrible enemy when I agree with you. At the first sign maybe I have stuff not in common with you... Oh, I'm obviously some evil member of a secret society out to get you or some shit like that.

Sounds to me like you're a delusional bitch.

Check that out, everyone. bitrebel actually liked me just fine yesterday!
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I wish someone just explained all this conspiracy nutter bull to me. This is all so time consuming ughh...

Well, we could spend a few dozen paragraphs trying to explain it, but it really all boils down to 'the lizard people did it'.  Hope I didn't spoil the ending for you.
So the reptilians control the free masons? What is the agenda of the reptilians, why are they here trying to form a one world govt?

To control humanity.

What is your problem with reptiles anyway?  Why are you such a reptiliphobe?  

I love reptiles. I don't like it when they get out of their cages, that's all.
newbie
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I wish someone just explained all this conspiracy nutter bull to me. This is all so time consuming ughh...

Well, we could spend a few dozen paragraphs trying to explain it, but it really all boils down to 'the lizard people did it'.  Hope I didn't spoil the ending for you.
So the reptilians control the free masons? What is the agenda of the reptilians, why are they here trying to form a one world govt?

To control humanity.

What is your problem with reptiles anyway?  Why are you such a reptiliphobe?  
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Save your breath.  I'm sure that by now all but the most dim of goons have figured out that bitrebel is probably wanking them.

Shhhhhh

bitrebel is actually an ultra-deep cover double agent SA forum member and high ranking free mason.

I had my suspicions. XD
sr. member
Activity: 364
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I wish someone just explained all this conspiracy nutter bull to me. This is all so time consuming ughh...

Well, we could spend a few dozen paragraphs trying to explain it, but it really all boils down to 'the lizard people did it'.  Hope I didn't spoil the ending for you.
So the reptilians control the free masons? What is the agenda of the reptilians, why are they here trying to form a one world govt?

To control humanity.
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Like most lizards, I'm just looking for a warm spot in the driveway to stand in for several hours at a time.  Failing that, I like to infiltrate the upper layers of government and destroy human society from within.

You know, lizard stuff.

Yeah. It's the crocodiles we really have to worry about. You lizard people are all right though.
sr. member
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I wish someone just explained all this conspiracy nutter bull to me. This is all so time consuming ughh...

Well, we could spend a few dozen paragraphs trying to explain it, but it really all boils down to 'the lizard people did it'.  Hope I didn't spoil the ending for you.

They speak in tongue. They reveal truth that hidden by placing it in plain sight.
You've been given the truth, but most people do not have a method to comprehend it or understand it.
Google Credo Mutwa

newbie
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I wish someone just explained all this conspiracy nutter bull to me. This is all so time consuming ughh...

Well, we could spend a few dozen paragraphs trying to explain it, but it really all boils down to 'the lizard people did it'.  Hope I didn't spoil the ending for you.
So the reptilians control the free masons? What is the agenda of the reptilians, why are they here trying to form a one world govt?

Like most lizards, I'm just looking for a warm spot in the driveway to stand in for several hours at a time.  Failing that, I like to infiltrate the upper layers of government and destroy human society from within.

You know, lizard stuff.
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I think I read this is one reason Hubbard went the route he did when he made up Scientology, where you do all that crazy Thetan stuff in levels and only if you get high enough in the org then the whole lunatic alien stuff is revealed. Because by then you're so fucking indoctrinated into the leveling aspect that you don't care what insanity is needed to attain the highest level. And for outsiders it keeps the whole "mystery" in place until you've "proven you're worth", which people seem to dig.

Supposedly, if you manage to get rid of all the thetans in your body, you can talk to animals, you become immortal, get a bunch of magical powers, things like that. And supposedly, every single time you pass wind, that's thetans leaving your body.

The reason I know Scientology is a crock is because if that was true, growing up eating my mother's cooking, I'd have been able to talk to animals by the time I was five years old.

We know your a Mason, too. Just admit it, Bitch!
Before I embarrass you publicly.

... OH MY GOD

I'm laughing so hard I almost wet myself. Not quite, but almost.

Dude, I've had way too much anal sex to be a Mason. To say nothing of the fact I've had way too much sex involving bondage to be a Mason. To say nothing of the fact I've had way too much sex involving erotic asphyxiation to be a Mason. To say nothing of the fact I've had way too much sex involving a remote-controlled electrical shock collar to be a Mason.

By the way, I'm not the bitch. But if anyone else you're calling a bitch actually likes being zapped, heh. Well, who knows, maybe I'll get a PM over this. Smiley

You sound exactly like a Masonic BITCH to me
legendary
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I wish someone just explained all this conspiracy nutter bull to me. This is all so time consuming ughh...

Well, we could spend a few dozen paragraphs trying to explain it, but it really all boils down to 'the lizard people did it'.  Hope I didn't spoil the ending for you.
So the reptilians control the free masons? What is the agenda of the reptilians, why are they here trying to form a one world govt?
newbie
Activity: 56
Merit: 0
I wish someone just explained all this conspiracy nutter bull to me. This is all so time consuming ughh...

Well, we could spend a few dozen paragraphs trying to explain it, but it really all boils down to 'the lizard people did it'.  Hope I didn't spoil the ending for you.
legendary
Activity: 1764
Merit: 1015
I wish someone would  just explained all this conspiracy nutter bull to me. This is all so time consuming ughh...
newbie
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Merit: 0
Save your breath.  I'm sure that by now all but the most dim of goons have figured out that bitrebel is probably wanking them.

Shhhhhh

bitrebel is actually an ultra-deep cover double agent SA forum member and high ranking free mason.
legendary
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...

Seriously. Get it together man.


Save your breath.  I'm sure that by now all but the most dim of goons have figured out that bitrebel is probably wanking them.

But I cannot tell for sure...they still have some...er...."server load problems".  I can barely wait for the bowels to clear up a bit.  I'll either be out a $k or so or not depending on what is buried in the poo-poo.  One way or another I'm home now and can enjoy the outcome without feeling guilty about slacking at work.

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(In other news I went through the SA sign-up process enough to see what payment methods are available.  It's a CC-only outfit it seems.  Not even paypal much less the more modern methods such as bit-pay.  A full meal will set you back around $35/mo but a light eater and get by for $10.  Not sure what the side courses are exactly.)
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and, you admit you're a Mason too, right, Bitch?

I could possibly be related to Jackie Mason. Does that count?
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Dear bitrebel,

i gave you fair warning.

the reptilian overlord is not pleased.

should have just worn the tutu man, now we have to poison your tap water.

love,
The Illuminati
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