Topic: Real Evidence the Freemasons Troll the Bitcoin Forum from SomethingAweful - page 6. (Read 21763 times)

... OH MY GOD

I'm laughing so hard I almost wet myself. Not quite, but almost.

Dude, I've had way too much anal sex to be a Mason. To say nothing of the fact I've had way too much sex involving bondage to be a Mason. To say nothing of the fact I've had way too much sex involving erotic asphyxiation to be a Mason. To say nothing of the fact I've had way too much sex involving a remote-controlled electrical shock collar to be a Mason.

By the way, I'm not the bitch. But if anyone else you're calling a bitch actually likes being zapped, heh. Well, who knows, maybe I'll get a PM over this.

and, you admit you're a Mason too, right, Bitch?

Dude, are you really this unhinged? No mason would be embarrassed to be called out in public. Masons are awesome. They help every community they're involved in, and are huge charitable contributors, second only perhaps to Mormons (an offshoot of the mason creed). The best rave I ever went to was at a masonic lodge, organized and run by masons. What's your problem? Alex Jones is good entertainment, but he isn't god. Find your own god.

Seriously. Get it together man.

We know your a Mason, too. Just admit it, Bitch!
Before I embarrass you publicly.

As if you revealing any information at all changes anything.

I have been consistently disappointed by the Bitcoin enthusiasts that I have encountered on the forums and in real life (with the exception of a few professional individuals).

I first got into Bitcoin as a miner, because it was just too damn bleeding edge for me NOT to get involved. I thought "hey, this is both hilarious, unique and a technical challenge!"

I sold all my Bitcoins today. Perhaps it has a future, but more likely it will be replaced by something else, and hopefully it will not be so full of nutty conspiracy theorist, government hating perverts, pedophiles, scammers, fraudsters and their ilk.

God damn.

After mastering mining and getting bored, I started looking at how Bitcoin really works. I'll tell you this: Very VERY few people in these forums who are proponents of Bitcoin actually understand how it works. Furthermore, their banal assumptions that Bitcoin transactions are anonymous makes for great entertainment, but also makes me wonder how much more this whole grand experiment can take? If you purchase drugs, kiddie porn, or anything illegal with Bitcoin, you are incredibly ignorant. "They" can find you, as can I. The whole blockchain is public, transparent and ultimately simple to investigate.

The paranoia that is seeping out of these forums and threads has at least a basis in the fact that many of these insane and misinformed individuals have used their Bitcoins for illegal purposes, under the flag of freedom and libertarian values that TRUE libertarians simply don't subscribe to..

..and the paranoia is only going to get worse, especially once people start getting arrested and prosecuted for real world criminal activity, unfortunately centered around their use of bitcoin as a medium of exchange.

While it's unfortunate that the experiment seems to be ending this way, I only hope that Bitcoin 2.0 is even more transparent, where people don't hide behind proxies and stupid user names.

Yeah, the fucking masons are here. Derp.

You know what you pieces of shit?
You call your ploy a "game" but you mess with real people's lives.
You call your diseased drama of manipulating the world, just a "game" but you cause misery and death.
You loan phony fiat currency to people, manipulate money with the Federal Reserve, control government, the courts, education, media, and medicine. You have your filthy hands in everything good and morally just, just so you can corrupt it to the core. Your a bunch of wicked, diseased, demoralized, professional gangsters, con artists, thieves, and liars.

But, oh, you personally are so innocent, right?
Well, you are going down with the rest of the ship, bitch.
Now it's payback time!

I hope you don't have anything too fucked up and personal you want to keep hidden, because you're cover is being blown. Watch for it!  Coming soon....

Supposedly, if you manage to get rid of all the thetans in your body, you can talk to animals, you become immortal, get a bunch of magical powers, things like that. And supposedly, every single time you pass wind, that's thetans leaving your body.

The reason I know Scientology is a crock is because if that was true, growing up eating my mother's cooking, I'd have been able to talk to animals by the time I was five years old.

The whole "Hoax" is that apparently you have to profess a belief in a supreme being, so members join thinking its semi-religious goodness. They perform charities, yadda, until they get to a certain level where it is revealed to them that the "supreme being" they need to believe in is not God but Satan. Supposedly then its revealed that the whole membership underneath your level exists only to gain a following of goody-goodies to do the bidding of the upper-level baddy-baddies. The "charities" they've been performing only serve to gain more money for the organization to eventually enslave mankind. The End.

I think I read this is one reason Hubbard went the route he did when he made up Scientology, where you do all that crazy Thetan stuff in levels and only if you get high enough in the org then the whole lunatic alien stuff is revealed. Because by then you're so fucking indoctrinated into the leveling aspect that you don't care what insanity is needed to attain the highest level. And for outsiders it keeps the whole "mystery" in place until you've "proven you're worth", which people seem to dig.

Seriously child, if you need an arrangement to meet with a psychiatrist and help finding insurance to pay for the medications, I may have some contacts that can help you out.

There's a solution to that.

It turns out a large number of Somethingawful members are in fact, police officers, and some of them have been posting here. My My....

This is getting very interesting. The main database for the forum was penetrated (not by me) and they have now gotten into several members mailboxes. (again, not me, personally).

This "one-world government," they'd use a "one world currency" wouldn't they? Like Bitcoin?

You've been hoodwinked, bitrebel! You're inadvertently helping the Free Masons' dreams come to fruition by using their "one world currency." The Bitcoin project is a goverment-run black op to replace various currencies with their own. "Satoshi" is the code name for this op. Bitcoin purchases are not anonymous - "they" know who you are: http://gizmodo.com/5824503/anonymous-bitcoin-purchases-arent-actually-anonymous

The folks from SA are not here to demolish Bitcoin, they're here to get rid of anything that will keep Bitcoin from growing. "They" WANT it to succeed since they control the initial 1.5 million coins and they are tracking all your purchases. They shut down Napster -- why haven't they shut down Bitcoin?

Remember: Albus Dumbledore's phoenix. I say again: Albus Dumbledore's phoenix

X'D I'm laughing so hard. Bravo!

I just hope that all the paranoid schizophrenics (there really seem to be a lot of them on here.. Hmmm..) don't all leap to their deaths out of their moms basement windows.

I feel bad for bitrebel's dog.

Your internet detective skills are pushing away the Masons trying to be honest with you.


Furthermore, forums poster and fellow Mason 'WAFFLEHOUND' asked me to pass forward this message so that his IP is not available to you:

Hey Everyone....coming soon. Pastebin Dumpfile

Freemasons associated with Somethingawful.com Forums
Names, E-Mail Addresses, Username/Passwords, Home Phone Numbers, Addresses, and LOTS MORE!!!!

It's when you have a professional brick layer fix up some of the stone walls on your property and then don't pay them.

Seeing all the tin foil, I figured we should have a picture of bitrebel wearing his.

Took me a while, but I finally found a photo.