Long chain molecules forming under the influence of high electrical fields is more believable (and reproducible) than a bearded guy behind the clouds. So Sure, Great grandma was a rock, and great grandpa was a lightning bolt.
Long-chain molecules are light-years from becoming life forms. Also not reproducible. And yeah, from rocks.
a bearded guy behind the clouds
If that's the only way for you to visualize God in the 12th dimension, fine, i won't argue with you.
Also.. It's funny, but I don't think the original Torah was written in modern Hebrew, do you?
You should check out Chuck Missler's videos, especially
The Beyond Collection. Fascinating stuff. Many of your doubts will be shaken. If you can't find them online, I can share them with you.
Oh, and while you're at it, explain why Jehovah felt the need to specifically state, "Hold no other gods before me"?
The Israelites and others worshiped idols made of stone, wood, metal. In the modern day, you can easily see why God would say this. There are hundreds of religions, each with their own god. The God of the bible claims precedence and power over them all, which, I think (i could be wrong), is unique among religions.