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Topic: Rent-a-Friend from 1BTC per week [updated] - page 2. (Read 6927 times)

legendary
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The Concierge of Crypto
September 21, 2012, 10:49:16 PM
#27
I'll be your friend for a day per month for only 0.25 per month.

1CAnhNTL7n78U9rRHyC1LqbxVbFBWFfSTU

I will use the 0.25 to buy a ticket in the bitlotto.
hero member
Activity: 952
Merit: 1009
September 21, 2012, 09:25:25 AM
#26
OnlyOneTV
legendary
Activity: 2576
Merit: 2267
1RichyTrEwPYjZSeAYxeiFBNnKC9UjC5k
September 21, 2012, 09:21:52 AM
#25
If I paid 20BTC. Could I have my friend and nemesis get into a fight? Who would get the television rights?
legendary
Activity: 3038
Merit: 1032
RIP Mommy
September 20, 2012, 04:09:56 PM
#24
I'll be your worst enemy for 1BTC per day.

Enemy is OK but a little weaksauce. How much for a nemesis?

10BTC
legendary
Activity: 2576
Merit: 2267
1RichyTrEwPYjZSeAYxeiFBNnKC9UjC5k
September 20, 2012, 01:55:37 PM
#23
I'll be your worst enemy for 1BTC per day.

Enemy is OK but a little weaksauce. How much for a nemesis?
hero member
Activity: 686
Merit: 500
Wat
September 20, 2012, 04:21:02 AM
#22
This is the beginning of a stephen king book.

 Smiley
hero member
Activity: 488
Merit: 500
September 20, 2012, 02:58:34 AM
#21
Hilarious. I'm tempted to give it a try :-)
legendary
Activity: 3038
Merit: 1032
RIP Mommy
September 19, 2012, 09:02:53 PM
#20
I'll be your worst enemy for 1BTC per day.
sr. member
Activity: 266
Merit: 250
The king and the pawn go in the same box @ endgame
September 19, 2012, 06:49:43 PM
#19
 Wink
legendary
Activity: 2324
Merit: 1125
September 19, 2012, 04:58:02 PM
#18
for 10btc I will teach how to get a friend, cause I am a big believer in "To give a man a fish you feed him for a night, but teach a man to fish you feed him for a lifetime"

Charge more

for half the price (5BTC) I will be not only your friend, but I will be your _BEST_ friend.

I'm happy you ended that sentence with " but I will be your _BEST_ friend." Smiley
hero member
Activity: 602
Merit: 500
Vertrau in Gott
September 19, 2012, 04:56:08 PM
#17
pay me 1 btc per months and i will be your facebook friend! best friend!
legendary
Activity: 1498
Merit: 1000
September 19, 2012, 04:01:31 PM
#17
for 10btc I will teach how to get a friend, cause I am a big believer in "To give a man a fish you feed him for a night, but teach a man to fish you feed him for a lifetime"
hero member
Activity: 490
Merit: 500
September 19, 2012, 04:54:09 PM
#16
for half the price (5BTC) I will be not only your friend, but I will be your _BEST_ friend.

take that OP. Wink
sr. member
Activity: 504
Merit: 250
September 19, 2012, 03:16:32 PM
#15
tenakha, I'll be your friend for free.
hero member
Activity: 952
Merit: 1009
September 19, 2012, 03:02:12 PM
#14
But he's got a monkey.
hero member
Activity: 1470
Merit: 509
September 19, 2012, 01:29:46 PM
#13
Ill be your friend for 10 BTC per day.

Please send your BTC to:

abcedefgabcdefgabcdefgabcedefgabcdefgabcdefg

I can start tomorrow!


Hey stop hijacking my thread! Stop Monkeying around??!!!

Hire me! Im the original Rent-A-Friend - not this primate!
hero member
Activity: 868
Merit: 500
September 19, 2012, 01:22:35 PM
#12
Ill be your friend for 10 BTC per day.

Please send your BTC to:

1D65CC7oAZQydyMMmBGnmjh9uM3ZPnEPcB

I can start tomorrow!
legendary
Activity: 1330
Merit: 1000
Bitcoin
September 19, 2012, 12:24:59 PM
#11
Do you have any past reviews? lol
legendary
Activity: 2590
Merit: 2156
Welcome to the SaltySpitoon, how Tough are ya?
September 19, 2012, 10:24:03 AM
#10
I can't tell if this is a joke or not. If it is, its a funny one, and if not, well I too am sad for humanity.

A joke?? A JOKE?Huh? I can't believe you said that. Of course its not a joke.

I know how to be a good friend. I am attentive, understanding, a great listener and I even have a GSOH.
There are thousands of people who need a *real* good friend, and I can provide that service amply.

Readers - ignore SaltySpitoon - he's just jealous and has no friends.

Oke, pretty happy that this is a joke, but a friend who is attentive, understanding, a great listener, for money? Instead of paying you the 10 BTC, why wouldn't I go out and get some gold digging hoez? Then there would be sexual services involved too. Unless.... you are willing to offer these services as well?
hero member
Activity: 1470
Merit: 509
September 19, 2012, 10:14:54 AM
#9
I can't tell if this is a joke or not. If it is, its a funny one, and if not, well I too am sad for humanity.

A joke?? A JOKE?Huh? I can't believe you said that. Of course its not a joke.

I know how to be a good friend. I am attentive, understanding, a great listener and I even have a GSOH.
There are thousands of people who need a *real* good friend, and I can provide that service amply.

Readers - ignore SaltySpitoon - he's just jealous and has no friends.
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