a retarded friend that needs money... no thanks
Sounds like most of my friends, whats wrong with that?
Topic: Rent-a-Friend from 1BTC per week [updated] - page 3. (Read 6936 times)
Sounds like most of my friends, whats wrong with that?
a retarded friend that needs money... no thanks
I can't tell if this is a joke or not. If it is, its a funny one, and if not, well I too am sad for humanity.
Can I try to touch you inappropriately in public, but not really do it, go through your mail and phone when you're not looking and make an irate jealous scene, when you tell me about that guy you find soooo totally cute?
Any real physical contact will be included in "extras" I'm afraid. I'm offering an "online" friend experience (didn't I make that clear?).
You never told me when this friendship started. I can not understand why you would whore around this much. I am DEEPLY DEEPLY HURT.
If someone needs a friend this badly I am sad for this world.
I sense this is a cry for help. PM me - 50% discount for you! :-)
If someone needs a friend this badly I am sad for this world.
Can I try to touch you inappropriately in public, but not really do it, go through your mail and phone when you're not looking and make an irate jealous scene, when you tell me about that guy you find soooo totally cute?
Any real physical contact will be included in "extras" I'm afraid. I'm offering an "online" friend experience (didn't I make that clear?).
Can I try to touch you inappropriately in public, but not really do it, go through your mail and phone when you're not looking and make an irate jealous scene, when you tell me about that guy you find soooo totally cute?
Hi,
do you need a friend? I will be your friend, and talk to you about your ups and downs every day.
We can talk about BTC price, pirate, bitfloor, mining, wallets and your dog/cats habits.
We can discuss how your day went. How things are with your wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend.
I will send you emails during the day, and text messages to you.
And I will send you a cake and card on your birthday.
It will be like we are *real* friends. :-)
All this for just 1BTC per week!
T.
[UPDATE]
I think 1BTC per week is a more realistic price for he service. This is a genuine ad, not like the other fakers posting similar ads (who could think of something more original).
do you need a friend? I will be your friend, and talk to you about your ups and downs every day.
We can talk about BTC price, pirate, bitfloor, mining, wallets and your dog/cats habits.
We can discuss how your day went. How things are with your wife/girlfriend/husband/boyfriend.
I will send you emails during the day, and text messages to you.
And I will send you a cake and card on your birthday.
It will be like we are *real* friends. :-)
All this for just 1BTC per week!
T.
[UPDATE]
I think 1BTC per week is a more realistic price for he service. This is a genuine ad, not like the other fakers posting similar ads (who could think of something more original).
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