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Topic: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC (Read 5282 times)

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September 29, 2020, 06:23:24 AM
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Green card attached?
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Haha, I needed a good laugh, enjoyed this thread. I should scope out the Service section more often!
legendary
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I would if i happened to live in the DC area she is kinda cute after all  Cool

I dunno its the picture of a bottle of injectable haloperidol as her avatar that makes me wonder... I mean I know women are crazy an all and as a general rule of thumb I try to keep craziness to a limit.

LOL I was thinking the same thing!  Hmm..  I wonder as well.
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sr. member
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Lol hard to tell from that pic however this one is much more clear http://twitter.com/MindFunk2

FIFY (Fixed It For You)

Also, straight to the image:
http://a2.twimg.com/profile_background_images/268696443/Haloperidol_5.jpg
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I dunno its the picture of a bottle of injectable haloperidol as her avatar that makes me wonder...

I dunno... It's the fact that you recognize a bottle of injectable haloperidol from such a small pic that makes me wonder... Roll Eyes

Lol hard to tell from that pic however this one is much more clear http://twitter.com/#!/MindFunk2

edit: linkfix
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I dunno its the picture of a bottle of injectable haloperidol as her avatar that makes me wonder...

I dunno... It's the fact that you recognize a bottle of injectable haloperidol from such a small pic that makes me wonder... Roll Eyes

Wonder what?

If you need to ask you're not very bright and you really should get married instead of just renting your wife services Cheesy

How bright do I need to be?
I am basically Rent-A-Wife/Slave.
Marriage is forever, it is a long term contract.
I suppose one could always rent with an option to buy.
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http://forbitcoin.com/Other/889/be-your-wife
I will cook, clean, shop, do laundry, run errands, organize, decorate....or whatever you wish. NO SEX just like a real wife. 1.00 BTC per hour ($17.50) D.C. area

Thanks.. everyones coming into my office now asking me whats so funny.  Just like a real wife... sigh Wink

-lowlevel
legendary
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I dunno its the picture of a bottle of injectable haloperidol as her avatar that makes me wonder...

I dunno... It's the fact that you recognize a bottle of injectable haloperidol from such a small pic that makes me wonder... Roll Eyes

Wonder what?

If you need to ask you're not very bright and you really should get married instead of just renting your wife services Cheesy
jr. member
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I dunno its the picture of a bottle of injectable haloperidol as her avatar that makes me wonder...

I dunno... It's the fact that you recognize a bottle of injectable haloperidol from such a small pic that makes me wonder... Roll Eyes

Wonder what?
legendary
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I dunno its the picture of a bottle of injectable haloperidol as her avatar that makes me wonder...

I dunno... It's the fact that you recognize a bottle of injectable haloperidol from such a small pic that makes me wonder... Roll Eyes
jr. member
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I would if i happened to live in the DC area she is kinda cute after all  Cool

I dunno its the picture of a bottle of injectable haloperidol as her avatar that makes me wonder... I mean I know women are crazy an all and as a general rule of thumb I try to keep craziness to a limit.
*This offer does not include Psychiatric CHEMICAL RESTRAINTS.
XIU
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Posting in an epic thread! Please, somebody try this and let us know Cheesy
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I would if i happened to live in the DC area she is kinda cute after all  Cool

I dunno its the picture of a bottle of injectable haloperidol as her avatar that makes me wonder... I mean I know women are crazy an all and as a general rule of thumb I try to keep craziness to a limit.
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I would if i happened to live in the DC area she is kinda cute after all  Cool
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She's got a good sense of humor to put up with you guys. I think somebody should try it
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every maid needs a safeword :O
jr. member
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This thread is hilarious!

What's your safe word, btw?

Why would I need a safe word? Roll Eyes
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This thread is hilarious!

What's your safe word, btw?
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True.
O.K.....I will not fork anyone for a Bitcoin.
I will not knife anyone for a Bitcoin.
... two bitcoins?

Will you sign a disclaimer? Cool
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