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Topic: rentawife2day: I will be your Wife for 1.00 BTC - page 2. (Read 5344 times)

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Firstbits.com/1fg4i :)
rentawife2day:

Spooning is ok.
But don't try forking unless you want some knifing
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True.
O.K.....I will not fork anyone for a Bitcoin.
I will not knife anyone for a Bitcoin.
... two bitcoins?
jr. member
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Do i have to sleep on the couch or can we at least spoon?

We can spoon.

spooning leads to forking. Smiley Smiley
Forking sounds dangerous.

It's probably safer than knifing imo.

True.
O.K.....I will not fork anyone for a Bitcoin.
I will not knife anyone for a Bitcoin.
hero member
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Do i have to sleep on the couch or can we at least spoon?

We can spoon.

spooning leads to forking. Smiley Smiley
Forking sounds dangerous.

It's probably safer than knifing imo.
jr. member
Activity: 57
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Do i have to sleep on the couch or can we at least spoon?

We can spoon.

spooning leads to forking. Smiley Smiley
Forking sounds dangerous.
sr. member
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Do i have to sleep on the couch or can we at least spoon?

We can spoon.

spooning leads to forking. Smiley Smiley
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Blog.CripperZ.SG
definitely one of the best ads so far ..haha
jr. member
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oh wow I'm in the DC area, I might have to do this for sheer glory. Grin

Just do it...you know you want to.  Cheesy

lol, I'm trying to think what you could do for me. I'm thinking something like you following me around for a day in dc and I pretend I'm famous and your my secretary.

I could do that....beats doing dishes. Grin
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oh wow I'm in the DC area, I might have to do this for sheer glory. Grin

Just do it...you know you want to.  Cheesy

lol, I'm trying to think what you could do for me. I'm thinking something like you following me around for a day in dc and I pretend I'm famous and your my secretary.
jr. member
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She looks a tad bit scary on the pic on forbitcoin.
A wife should be scary Smiley

Though I think it's simply because the photo is distorted as it's the wrong size.

Really my head is the shape of an eggplant but I can do laundry  Wink
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It's all about the game, and how you play it
Too bad no sex a bithooker  have the perfect market : p
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No Maps for These Territories
She looks a tad bit scary on the pic on forbitcoin.
A wife should be scary Smiley

Though I think it's simply because the photo is distorted as it's the wrong size.
hero member
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Hello world!
She looks a tad bit scary on the pic on forbitcoin.

Also, how can people know you are for real, female and not some big man who is going to rape them?
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NO SEX just like a real wife.

That's why girls never reach the wife level with me...
But men do?
jr. member
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oh wow I'm in the DC area, I might have to do this for sheer glory. Grin

Just do it...you know you want to.  Cheesy
hero member
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No Maps for These Territories
Wonderful ad, but no, I've already got mine  Cheesy
hero member
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oh wow I'm in the DC area, I might have to do this for sheer glory. Grin
sr. member
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Do i have to sleep on the couch or can we at least spoon?

We can spoon.

BEST AD EVER!  Hahahaha!  People, Digg this!
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NO SEX just like a real wife.

That's why girls never reach the wife level with me...
jr. member
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Merit: 10
Do i have to sleep on the couch or can we at least spoon?

We can spoon.
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