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September 20, 2014, 10:43:10 AM
#53
I'm not sure Bitcoin is advanced enough to be evidence of time travel. The different concepts that came together to allow Bitcoin to work were already made and well established, Satoshi was simply the genius to blend them all together.

However, with the mining 51% pool problem, with the lack of anonymity problem, the scalability problem and with competitors claiming advanced features (Ethereum, Nxt) it doesn't make sense that Bitcoin is some perfect system that is from the future.

Bitcoin came right about on time, and was certainly not decades ahead, as all the technology that allows Bitcoin to work was already created.

I think if some software project came out of nowhere, and involved concepts and mathematics that were not known to humanity at that time, that would indeed be better for time travel conspiracies. :p

True that, there is a clear evolutionary path for the bitcoin.
Despite all that and the emergent p2p technologies Satoshi is an Al Gore future terrorist operative that has the clear goal of overheating the planet by performing Gazzilion Hashes / Second and thus forcing everybody to adopt their carbon currency exchanges
legendary
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September 20, 2014, 10:32:43 AM
#52
I'm not sure Bitcoin is advanced enough to be evidence of time travel. The different concepts that came together to allow Bitcoin to work were already made and well established, Satoshi was simply the genius to blend them all together.

However, with the mining 51% pool problem, with the lack of anonymity problem, the scalability problem and with competitors claiming advanced features (Ethereum, Nxt) it doesn't make sense that Bitcoin is some perfect system that is from the future.

Bitcoin came right about on time, and was certainly not decades ahead, as all the technology that allows Bitcoin to work was already created.

I think if some software project came out of nowhere, and involved concepts and mathematics that were not known to humanity at that time, that would indeed be better for time travel conspiracies. :p
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September 20, 2014, 10:24:19 AM
#51
Is it still an unprecedented first that a major invention had been created, and there is literally nobody stepping forward to take credit for it.

And when you consider it from a computer science standpoint, not only did he solve many theories thought to be unsolvable, but he implemented code to do so as proof of it.

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September 20, 2014, 10:14:00 AM
#50
Illuminati, freemason, skull and bones, lizard man, satan worshipper and a  baby eater too. 

Terrorist. You forgot terrorist.

Y'all mean terr'ist
DEY TUK ARR JOBS!
newbie
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September 20, 2014, 09:24:59 AM
#49
Illuminati, freemason, skull and bones, lizard man, satan worshipper and a  baby eater too. 

Terrorist. You forgot terrorist.

Y'all mean terr'ist
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September 18, 2014, 05:01:34 AM
#48
Illuminati, freemason, skull and bones, lizard man, satan worshipper and a  baby eater too. 

Terrorist. You forgot terrorist.
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September 18, 2014, 12:06:53 AM
#47
This is the only thing that makes sense, think about it, I don't care how informed you are there is no way you could make so many decisions in the design and early days of bitcoin that eventually panned out to be right just by chance  Smiley

If this is true, take for instance how he asked wikileaks to not use bitcoin for donations a few years back http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/09/16/i_saved_bitcoin_and_the_perfect_draft_of_history_says_assange/

Look at how the reward system for mining has panned out, look at what its achieved.

Look at how mass adoption is taking off just at the right time...

The more you look at the fine details and the events over the last few years the more you find yourself thinking "wow that was lucky", or "hey that worked out nice".
See?  Grin

I think satoshi has not disappeared, he's just gone back home "whenever" that is.... probably to enjoy his lil stash of bitcoins... 2020 maybe?


 Satoshi is illuminati confirmed.

Illuminati, freemason, skull and bones, lizard man, satan worshipper and a  baby eater too. 
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September 17, 2014, 07:32:23 PM
#46
This is the only thing that makes sense, think about it, I don't care how informed you are there is no way you could make so many decisions in the design and early days of bitcoin that eventually panned out to be right just by chance  Smiley

If this is true, take for instance how he asked wikileaks to not use bitcoin for donations a few years back http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/09/16/i_saved_bitcoin_and_the_perfect_draft_of_history_says_assange/

Look at how the reward system for mining has panned out, look at what its achieved.

Look at how mass adoption is taking off just at the right time...

The more you look at the fine details and the events over the last few years the more you find yourself thinking "wow that was lucky", or "hey that worked out nice".
See?  Grin

I think satoshi has not disappeared, he's just gone back home "whenever" that is.... probably to enjoy his lil stash of bitcoins... 2020 maybe?


 Satoshi is illuminati confirmed.
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September 17, 2014, 07:20:11 PM
#45
I have traveled through time to offer someone 10,000 BTC for two large pizzas.
PM me for details. Grin
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September 17, 2014, 02:08:29 PM
#44
All I know for sure is if Satoshi Nakamoto is a time traveler then Bitcoin is going no only succeed but be a game changer to the likes most people can't even grasp.  Not sure if it will be as good for humanity as we hope but time will tell.  This is so exciting haha.  Cheesy
newbie
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September 17, 2014, 12:47:24 PM
#43
It's obvious... Satoshi is John Titor!  Cheesy
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September 17, 2014, 11:26:39 AM
#42
Time travel? No way.

Tesla was an alien, Satoshi too.

Some rare people are simply way ahead of their time, Leonardo Da Vinci (for example) was the first person to create/invent/conceive of (or improve upon) an amazing list of things:











"Rosheim used this as inspiration for his robotic designs for NASA, demonstrating the timeless nature of truly innovative design":



 Cheesy


Are these advanced beings really aliens?



Italian Cave Painting, ~10,000 B.C:
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September 17, 2014, 11:16:43 AM
#41
It all now makes sense now.
legendary
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September 17, 2014, 10:50:23 AM
#40
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In early 2010, Satoshi probably was responsible for selling those early coins (under a different name of course)

Satoshi would not have sold a single BTC in early 2010 if he really believed in his project.

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September 17, 2014, 05:44:50 AM
#39
I'm sure he is not a time traveler. Time travel is impossible. What I'm sure of is Satoshi has very advance mind and can predict the future.

i think so, and i'm sure he's not time traveler, I think his thinking is different from others and it looks like he could read what was going to happen in the future, maybe he's indigo.

but i believe time traveler it could happen.
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September 17, 2014, 05:29:12 AM
#38
A time traveler! Of course! This explains everything!  Grin
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September 16, 2014, 06:58:26 PM
#37
Time travel? No way.

Tesla was an alien, Satoshi too.
legendary
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September 16, 2014, 06:43:57 PM
#36
Bitcoin is a revolution payment and currency system.  The more people learn about and get involved, the greater the chance of success. 

In early 2010, Satoshi probably was responsible for selling those early coins (under a different name of course)
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September 16, 2014, 04:01:42 PM
#35
I think he is lucky also.
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September 16, 2014, 03:56:33 PM
#34
So the story is that someone came from the future created  established bitcoin and went back to the future to get his/her big fat check.
Hell yeah, I would watch that film. Maybe add some apocalyptic scenario at the end like the Paycheck
No, I think Satoshi's "first" future was the apocalyptic world, that's why he travelled back in time. See, in Satoshi's timeline, Bitcoin hadn't been invented before the extremely violent fiat economic collapse. Billions were killed in the nuclear war that followed.

So he traveled back in time to invent bitcoin 30 years before the collapse, creating a new timeline free from the apocalypse of his childhood. Maybe throw some aliens in there just to mix it up.

That is briliant, lets finance a movie with that scenario

We'll call it "Bitcoin: All your Coinbase are belong to us"

here's the plot, please expand into screenplay:

https://bitcointalksearch.org/topic/m.7552117


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Actually, I heard that Satoshi is actually a neo-samuri.  In the year 2156, the Yakuza will have risen to global domination.  Without getting into too much detail (it's 142 years for Christ's sake) suffice it to say, China and USA take each other out financially, and Yakuza gains strength in the East finally bleeding into EU and demonstrating its power with a new holiday kind of like the Purge movie.

Meanwhile, a long forgotten splinter cell of Yakuza, unhappy with the direction that the NWO emporer is taking the civilized world, rebrands itself as the Neo-Samuri.  It relocates itself to the former USA and establishes a thriving underground stronghold using the cover of the Church of Latter Day Saints to recruit members and teach everyone how to tie really good knots.

For decades, the Yakuza had been using North America to test social, technical, and biological experiments before deployment to the rest of the world.  It was there that they created YHJ-43589, the first complete genetically synthetic human being derived from primordial soup.  They had been successfully creating livestock for food in this way for decades, but the human brain eluded them.  Resources waned for many years down to a single lab.  When YHJ-43589 had been born, it was just a footnote because the Yakuza authorities fully expected it to grow up trying to chew on grass or peck grain like countless others before it.

When YHJ-43589 showed promise a few years after its birth, a lab tech was so excited he got drunk one night and started telling everyone what he was doing and how a simple pheromone extraction from an extinct ant was the key.  The Neo-Samuri used this information to their advantage, and pressed the lab employees into making humans for them.  It turned out that YHJ-43589 wasn't just smart, it was a fluke.  YHJ-43589 was so brilliant, it figured out a way to tweak the human brain to its desire.  It desired change.  It desired Satoshi Nakamoto.

On February 11, 2186, Satoshi Nakamoto is born.  He can predict 10 minutes into the future.  At age 6, he uses chicken wire and parts from an old Sizolo machine to create a long range encrypted transmission device that the Neo-Samuri use liberally.  He dislikes cauliflower.

Satoshi was so brilliant that he would often argue people in circles, convincing them that they won his arguments.  He chose to walk to school instead of bringing his own lunch.  By the time he was 12, he had discovered time travel.  He was the perfect double agent, but he had his sites set much higher.

He was brought up to live the Neo-Samuri way.  Forced by the Yakuza into slave labor, he was forced to remove fly feces from pepper shakers using boxing gloves.  He desperately wanted a country for his people to call their own, and realized that he needed money to fund a full blown revolution.

On February 16, 2212, A fresh 26 year old Satoshi Nakamoto traveled back in time to create Bitcoin.  The reason we don't hear from him anymore is because he went back into the future to spend his bitcoins and wrestle a small part of the world from the clutches of an evil empire.

Sorry, I couldn't resist
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