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Topic: Say NO to smoke detectors! (Read 830 times)

newbie
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November 20, 2022, 02:15:22 PM
#55
I never believed in it. I think this is complete nonsense, I am always getting issues with smoke alarms, but I think if I will buy a good one and not the first one on the shed, well I will have much fewer headaches. In the end, this is the safety but I've heard the smoke alarm only when I was cooking - well I am really bad at cooking
legendary
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February 07, 2022, 11:43:03 AM
#54
why do you think all those antennas have blinking lights at the top!?!

To guide chemtrail dispensers obviously.
legendary
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what is this "brake pedal" you speak of?
February 07, 2022, 10:33:58 AM
#53
Healthy young child goes to doctor.  Smoke detectors in every room.  Doesn't feel good and changes. AUTISM! Many such cases!

its that glow that some smoke detector emit!!! the ones that glow or blink red transmit one form of autism, the green glowing/blinking ones transmit another.

glowing smoke detectors were the beta test for 5G and covid!! but since us pureblood lions were throwing smoke detectors out they built broadcast towers to get us instead Sad

its so obvious. why do you think all those antennas have blinking lights at the top!?!

legendary
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February 07, 2022, 10:13:50 AM
#52
and the best part is its our right to annoy other people if we have a grievance about how others choose to run their lives
Better yet, we have the right to start calling for the criminal prosecution or even the death sentence for smoke detector manufacturers! USA! USA!

Everyone knows that fires always end so what's the big deal. Just wait it out.
Not only that, but lots of people who die in fires have pre-existing conditions like mild asthma or a sore ankle, so those deaths don't really matter or count.

Healthy young child goes to doctor.  Smoke detectors in every room.  Doesn't feel good and changes. AUTISM! Many such cases!
Did you know every school shooting has happened in a school with a smoke detector? Curious.

these smoke detectors.. with some you are supposed to replace the batteries EVERY 6 MONTHS for them to keep "protecting you" !!!!
Not only that, but now there are heat detectors and carbon monoxide detectors too? Has anyone ever seen carbon monoxide with their own eyes? I didn't think so! What a scam.

legendary
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what is this "brake pedal" you speak of?
February 07, 2022, 08:01:18 AM
#51
these smoke detectors.. with some you are supposed to replace the batteries EVERY 6 MONTHS for them to keep "protecting you" !!!!

wtf wake up sheeple

big batt at work again
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February 06, 2022, 06:51:38 PM
#50
I have recently discovered that many fire departments and local governments are spending your tax dollars to give out free smoke detectors to people who can't afford them, as well as putting smoke detectors in schools and other public buildings. This is pure socialism! Say NO!
The benefits of smoke detectors very clearly outweighs the costs of smoke detectors in every household, by a very large margin. Further, smoke detectors are not intrusive. Unless there is a fire (or the battery is running low), most people will not even notice the presence of a smoke detector.

I don't think there are any unserious people that are actually against smoke detectors, let alone serious people.


Healthy young child goes to doctor.  Smoke detectors in every room.  Doesn't feel good and changes. AUTISM! Many such cases!
copper member
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February 06, 2022, 03:51:43 PM
#49
No they don't. I am not aware of any evidence to support this (including the revised claim that smoke detectors emit radiation).
Obviously that's what Big Phire and the lame stream media want you to think. People who do their own research know otherwise.
Most likely, big pharma stands to make more money if smoke detectors were not used. Smoke detectors most often result in people leaving their house unscathed, not requiring any medical treatment. 
legendary
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February 05, 2022, 06:42:43 PM
#48
But how else would the sheep know when their house is on fire.  They're too lazy to use the smoke detector our lord and savior Jesus Christ blessed them with (their nose and eyes). Smoke detectors are the only option, if you're a sheep.

well except for those that die in their sleep from smoke inhalation

sleep is for sheep

Everyone knows that fires always end so what's the big deal. Just wait it out. Smoke detectors seem like some sort of millennial contraption for people who think they must know immediately if a fire starts even in the middle of the night, and wake the whole neighborhood.
legendary
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what is this "brake pedal" you speak of?
February 05, 2022, 04:41:17 PM
#47
But how else would the sheep know when their house is on fire.  They're too lazy to use the smoke detector our lord and savior Jesus Christ blessed them with (their nose and eyes). Smoke detectors are the only option, if you're a sheep.

well except for those that die in their sleep from smoke inhalation

sleep is for sheep
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February 05, 2022, 04:16:35 PM
#46
But how else would the sheep know when their house is on fire.  They're too lazy to use the smoke detector our lord and savior Jesus Christ blessed them with (their nose and eyes). Smoke detectors are the only option, if you're a sheep.
member
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February 05, 2022, 08:59:50 AM
#45
We need to march to washington dc and occupy congress halls until these smoke detectors are banned...

If that doesn't work, then we need to just drive all our cars and trucks and  whatnot to downtown DC and honk all night and day... that'll show big phire who they're messing with... yeah

and the best part is its our right to annoy other people if we have a grievance about how others choose to run their lives
legendary
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February 03, 2022, 10:21:18 AM
#44
It's an unrelated subject, but I saw one of those pro-vaccination clowns posting some so-called "data" on another P&S thread yesterday. Can't remember exactly who or where. But they made some stupid argument that actually undermined their own point.

Quote from: someone yesterday
100 infections: 80 of these people are vaccinated, 20 are not.

Stupid, right? To convert it into smoke detector language, it would be:

100 fires: 80 of these homes had smoke detectors, 20 did not.

So the obvious conclusion is that these so-called data people have it all wrong.
Having a smoke detector means you are 4x more likely to contract a fire, with severe symptoms, or maybe even an asymptomatic fire like one that starts in a waste paper basket but then gets put out accidentally before anyone notices when someone drops an open can of coke in it ppppfffssstt.

Anyway, smoke detectors, right? Those things are clearly unsafe.

legendary
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January 31, 2022, 10:33:47 AM
#43
Yes, they do, they contain Americium

Not to mention there is electromagnetic radiation and even acoustic radiation involved. Although now that I think about it, we could just use smoke signals to alert people about smoke, just like the Founders intended.
legendary
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January 31, 2022, 10:24:42 AM
#42
The benefits of smoke detectors very clearly outweighs the costs of smoke detectors in every household, by a very large margin. Further, smoke detectors are not intrusive. Unless there is a fire (or the battery is running low), most people will not even notice the presence of a smoke detector.
They run on RADIATION!
No they don't. I am not aware of any evidence to support this (including the revised claim that smoke detectors emit radiation).

Yes, they do, they contain Americium, and that's not even proper America, it's some cheap knock-off country, you can tell by the 'ium' at the end, just like 'pandemonium' is nothing like an actual panda. In the good ole days of Trump these fake Americiums would have been stopped at the border, but nowadays Biden lets them through, just like he let through Bill Gates and the Wuhan Clan (or so-called Covid), which is a fake Chinese knock-off Wu-Tang Clan. If you recall, proper Wu-Tang warned us of the dangers of taking the Covid vaccine in their famous song 'Protect Ya Neck' (I'll be stickin' pins in your head like a f- nurse), but Wuhan Clan of Bill Gates says we have to take the vaccine. But I don't know how we got onto Covid and vaccines, this is supposed to be about smoke detectors.
legendary
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January 31, 2022, 03:55:05 AM
#41
No they don't. I am not aware of any evidence to support this (including the revised claim that smoke detectors emit radiation).
Obviously that's what Big Phire and the lame stream media want you to think. People who do their own research know otherwise.
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January 30, 2022, 04:36:36 PM
#40
The benefits of smoke detectors very clearly outweighs the costs of smoke detectors in every household, by a very large margin. Further, smoke detectors are not intrusive. Unless there is a fire (or the battery is running low), most people will not even notice the presence of a smoke detector.
They run on RADIATION!
No they don't. I am not aware of any evidence to support this (including the revised claim that smoke detectors emit radiation).
legendary
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January 29, 2022, 06:20:06 AM
#39
The benefits of smoke detectors very clearly outweighs the costs of smoke detectors in every household, by a very large margin. Further, smoke detectors are not intrusive. Unless there is a fire (or the battery is running low), most people will not even notice the presence of a smoke detector.
They run on RADIATION! Radiation causes cancer! I don't want a cancer box in my house or near my children, thank you very much. Take your Big Phire shilling somewhere else.
legendary
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January 29, 2022, 04:42:04 AM
#38
I don't think there are any unserious people that are actually against smoke detectors, let alone serious people.

I am a serious and unserious person, and I am against smoke detectors. It's a depopulation plan because smoke detectors are known to spread fire. There is no smoke without fire, and I don't think anyone would deny that smoke is found more often in places that have smoke detectors. And smoke detectors are actually made by Bill Gates, too, which tells you all you need to know. He's doing it through 5G, and 5G is another word for smoke detectors.

Don't you sheeple know what 5G stands for? Gates' Great Grey Gasses Gadgets.
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January 29, 2022, 03:56:33 AM
#37
I have recently discovered that many fire departments and local governments are spending your tax dollars to give out free smoke detectors to people who can't afford them, as well as putting smoke detectors in schools and other public buildings. This is pure socialism! Say NO!
The benefits of smoke detectors very clearly outweighs the costs of smoke detectors in every household, by a very large margin. Further, smoke detectors are not intrusive. Unless there is a fire (or the battery is running low), most people will not even notice the presence of a smoke detector.

I don't think there are any unserious people that are actually against smoke detectors, let alone serious people.
legendary
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January 24, 2022, 03:19:08 PM
#36
I have recently discovered that many fire departments and local governments are spending your tax dollars to give out free smoke detectors to people who can't afford them, as well as putting smoke detectors in schools and other public buildings. This is pure socialism! Say NO!

Agreed! We have to make it mandatory for all schoolchildren to inject these smoke detectors into their blood!

The constant stream of smoke detectors are 'free' (because only a minority of brainwashed simps wants them), but they go off at random through the day and night.

Then they start a fire on whatever they are attached to or injected into and, that is the one time when they reliably don't make any noise.

On top of that, you cannot leave your house or go to work unless you can prove that all of the smoke detectors you've been assigned are attached to your wall and the corp/gov state will be tracking you and your house to make sure that is the case.

These are the 'market dynamics' of 'socialism'...brought to you by Pfizer just like everything else in the mainstream media.

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