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Quote from: o_e_l_e_o on January 22, 2022, 02:54:58 PM

I have recently discovered that many fire departments and local governments are spending your tax dollars to give out free smoke detectors to people who can't afford them, as well as putting smoke detectors in schools and other public buildings. This is pure socialism! Say NO!

Agreed! We have to make it mandatory for all schoolchildren to inject these smoke detectors into their blood!

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Quote from: o_e_l_e_o on January 22, 2022, 02:54:58 PM

I have recently discovered that many fire departments and local governments are spending your tax dollars to give out free smoke detectors to people who can't afford them, as well as putting smoke detectors in schools and other public buildings. This is pure socialism! Say NO!

These smoke detectors are a scam. I've heard that smoke has changed recently, and the effects of inhalation aren't as severe as they used to be with previous variants. But the sheeple are still claiming that smoke is a threat to health, even though actually it's no different to seasonal fumes. And we've been living with seasonal fumes for a very long time, so why is this so-called smoke any different? Those clowns who run the country keep saying that if we spread the smoke everywhere then the fire departments will be overrun and won't be able to cope, but they don't get overrun with seasonal fumes, do they? So what's the problem? I say bring it on.

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I have recently discovered that many fire departments and local governments are spending your tax dollars to give out free smoke detectors to people who can't afford them, as well as putting smoke detectors in schools and other public buildings. This is pure socialism! Say NO!

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Quote from: gredinger on November 02, 2021, 10:15:27 PM

Big Phire

That's what they want you to think. Let me tell you, I used to have this smoke detector, and one battery wasn't enough, for some reason it "needed" two. And then one of the batteries got old and I had to get a ~~booster~~ third one. So I don't think it's Big Phire who are running this scam, it smells very strongly* of Big Battery to me.

*_{A heady zinc/manganese aroma, with notes of potassium.}

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"Say NO to smoke detectors!"
Especially the ones with carbon monoxide detectors in them...
"They" hardwired one into my R.V. it kept making this high pitched screeching noise (almost drove me out of my mind) so I had to clip it to uninstall it. I feel more calm now, thinking more clearly and so so
sleepy...

Seriously though: it would be a great thing if more people choose to get vaccinated and still oppose government mandates (write your legislators)

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Quote from: gredinger on November 02, 2021, 10:15:27 PM

This man understands that Big Phire knows how to pay scientists off.

Exactly. I went in to a recently burnt down building once and it was EMPTY! So much for the lame stream media saying that burning buildings kill people. I've seen loads of fires in my time and never once seen someone burn alive! Hell, I've even burnt myself by accident on more than one occasion and I got better in a few days. What a scam.

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i have smoke detectors called nose and eyes Cheesy

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Quote from: OgNasty on October 31, 2021, 03:46:13 AM

Even if there is debate whether or not the smoke detectors actually work.

This man understands that Big Phire knows how to pay scientists off.

Also, fuck firefighters and their knowledge or expertise.

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Quote from: OgNasty on October 31, 2021, 07:48:51 PM

Imagine an entire industry being built around breeding of these parrots and new jobs for bird trainers, feeders, cleaners, vets, etc.

Yes! All these new jobs would certainly help to offset the millions of jobs we would lose from people in smoke detector design, manufacture, testing, distribution, installation, etc.

Quote from: OgNasty on October 31, 2021, 07:48:51 PM

That's way better than some dumbass non-working smoke detector doubling our money supply and crippling our way of life for generations to make sure they're in every household to appease people who are afraid of fire.

I mean, it's the socialist fire department handing out freebies to everyone that costs the money, not the smoke detectors, but I like your enthusiasm. Dying in a house fire never hurt anyone, am I right?

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Quote from: o_e_l_e_o on October 31, 2021, 04:20:57 AM

Quote from: OgNasty on October 31, 2021, 03:46:13 AM

made by a couple of companies the government selects.

Right! Why don't we see more homemade smoke detectors? Perhaps a parrot which is trained to shout "FIRE" if it smells smoke? Or maybe I could draw a picture of a smoke detector on my ceiling, and if I can't see it anymore, I'll know its because of smoke from a fire.

That is an excellent idea. Imagine an entire industry being built around breeding of these parrots and new jobs for bird trainers, feeders, cleaners, vets, etc. You have swayed me. That's way better than some dumbass non-working smoke detector doubling our money supply and crippling our way of life for generations to make sure they're in every household to appease people who are afraid of fire. I like how you think. A legitimate solution by a free market participant that creates jobs instead of mandates that will destroy employment for millions. If only others in our society were willing to think about solutions and how they could help instead of how they can impose their fear on others at the cost of us all, you could have saved my country 10 trillion dollars. You have my vote for president.

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Quote from: o_e_l_e_o on October 31, 2021, 02:52:02 PM

Quote from: Quickseller on October 31, 2021, 10:16:03 AM

Smoke detectors are very clearly being used as a metaphor for vaccines.

Quote from: https://www.saynotosmokedetectors.com/FAQs.html

"Are smoke detectors a metaphor for vaccines?"
I have no idea what you're talking about.

Sorry o_e_l_e_o, the denial on their FAQ is insufficient for me to believe them. The evidence is simply too strong that suggests otherwise.

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Quote from: Quickseller on October 31, 2021, 10:16:03 AM

Smoke detectors are very clearly being used as a metaphor for vaccines.

Quote from: https://www.saynotosmokedetectors.com/FAQs.html

"Are smoke detectors a metaphor for vaccines?"
I have no idea what you're talking about.

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Quote from: Quickseller on October 31, 2021, 10:16:03 AM

I have to wonder as to just how much of the qAnon crap is actually being published by those on the left who are trying to make their political opponents look like stupid extremists.

I'd imagine the amount is zero or very low, as qAnon already look like stupid extremists, and don't need any help. But it would certainly be a sound strategy in general, yes. Not thinking so much about the US, but in countries where there are more than two parties who can win votes, the best way to get say a left-wing party into power would be to create a new right-wing party to split the right-wing vote, and vice versa.

Quote from: Quickseller on October 31, 2021, 10:16:03 AM

Smoke detectors are very clearly being used as a metaphor for vaccines.

I don't think so. Past experience leads me to believe that many anti-vaxxers would not understand the concept of a metaphor, so the effort would largely be wasted.

Quote from: Quickseller on October 31, 2021, 10:16:03 AM

The ridiculous arguments made on that website

I find their arguments to be solid, and intellectually compelling. For example, fire departments are certainly socialist.
Apologies, that's not sufficiently dramatic, it should be: SOCIALIST!!!

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Quote from: Cnut237 on October 29, 2021, 03:15:31 PM

Quote from: Quickseller on October 29, 2021, 08:27:04 AM

That website appears to be intended to get people to want to get vaccinated.

No, that's definitely not the case, and is covered in the FAQs:

Quote from: Cnut237 on October 29, 2021, 04:22:01 AM

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Are smoke detectors a metaphor for vaccines?"
I have no idea what you're talking about.

Smoke detectors are very clearly being used as a metaphor for vaccines. The ridiculous arguments made on that website made it clear that Smoke Detectors were being used as a metaphor for something, and the FAQ gave it away. That website is linked to other sites that someone with extreme views might stumble upon.

I have to wonder as to just how much of the qAnon crap is actually being published by those on the left who are trying to make their political opponents look like stupid extremists.

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Quote from: OgNasty on October 31, 2021, 03:46:13 AM

There is a great deal of people out there that don't even want to let you participate in society without a smoke detector installed in your home. Talking about not having one could result in the loss of your job, friends, not to mention you won't be allowed into restaurants or to participate in any public events.

I don't want to go in to their buildings which all have smoke detectors in them anyway! That's why I live in a hut in the woods with no cancer causing electricity or mind controlling 5G.

Quote from: OgNasty on October 31, 2021, 03:46:13 AM

In fact, smoke detectors are so important, I think we should double the money supply and cause a massive wave of inflation that will no doubt forever hurt the quality of life in this country just to make sure that everyone has a smoke detector

I mean, smoke detectors are a tiny part of it, but we definitely need to defund the whole thing. No more socialist fire departments for sure! Why am I paying for fire hydrants I've never used!? No more expensive government committees coming up with rules like "Don't start forest fires"!

Quote from: OgNasty on October 31, 2021, 03:46:13 AM

made by a couple of companies the government selects.

Right! Why don't we see more homemade smoke detectors? Perhaps a parrot which is trained to shout "FIRE" if it smells smoke? Or maybe I could draw a picture of a smoke detector on my ceiling, and if I can't see it anymore, I'll know its because of smoke from a fire.

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My advice is to be very careful about discussing your disdain for smoke detectors. There is a great deal of people out there that don't even want to let you participate in society without a smoke detector installed in your home. Talking about not having one could result in the loss of your job, friends, not to mention you won't be allowed into restaurants or to participate in any public events. Even your children will have to come to school with pictures of their smoke detectors installed in their home or else they will be refused a public education. In fact, smoke detectors are so important, I think we should double the money supply and cause a massive wave of inflation that will no doubt forever hurt the quality of life in this country just to make sure that everyone has a smoke detector made by a couple of companies the government selects. Even if there is debate whether or not the smoke detectors actually work.

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Quote from: af_newbie on October 31, 2021, 12:03:48 AM

He recommended supplementing one's diet with small amounts (4.5 to 5.5 mgr) of pure, organic arsenic, mixed with a glass of 0.1 M HCl to
neutralize the electrostatic fields around the prions.

It's so good he's fighting against the lame stream media to bring out the real truth. It's also incredibly helpful and not at all suspect that he sells that exact preparation for only $299 per bottle.

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Quote from: o_e_l_e_o on October 29, 2021, 03:25:26 AM

This is huge. Just do your research people. Smoke detectors are actually being used by the deep state to emit mind controlling 6G gamma rays directly in to your brain while you are sleeping. Wake up sheeple! Don't buy in to the propaganda of Big ~~Pharma~~ Phire.

Say NO to Smoke Detectors!

Quote from: https://www.saynotosmokedetectors.com/

Some people can't be reasoned with. They are SHEEP and can be identified by the following:

   LOVE smoke detectors
   Get vaccines
   Wear seatbelts
   Ride bicycles WITH HELMETS
   DO NOT STAB THEMSELVES

Definitely not satire

Yeah, bruh. So sick.

My dog walker told me that the 6G affects the GABA receptors of the vaccinated people causing deformation of proteins and recombination
with mRNA fragments from the genetic treatment (aka Covid vaccine) and that this recombination cause slightly modified prions to be
supercharged as they cross the blood-brain barrier.

Dr. DoLittle from spreadthetruth.org said that the vaccinated people have on average about 6 months before their nervous system will completely collapse from the electromagnetic overload.

He recommended supplementing one's diet with small amounts (4.5 to 5.5 mgr) of pure, organic arsenic, mixed with a glass of 0.1 M HCl to
neutralize the electrostatic fields around the prions.

Spread the truth!!! Jesus loves you!!! Angels on your body!!!

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Quote from: o_e_l_e_o on October 30, 2021, 11:27:11 AM

Quote from: acroman08 on October 30, 2021, 07:52:48 AM

do you have any cure or things I can use to protect myself from these mind-controlling smoke detectors?

Obviously getting them out of your house is a good first step, but I also have good evidence that if you soak them in a tea made from pine needles it renders them harmless. Also, wrap your entire body in aluminum foil and make sure you sleep along the axis of the Earth's magnetic field. (With your head pointing north! If you sleep with your head pointing south then it helps the self assembling nanobots which smoke detectors release in to the air to find your cerebellum.)

Good advice for reducing the dangers from the Covid vaxxes, as well... at least a little bit.

Cool

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Quote from: acroman08 on October 30, 2021, 07:52:48 AM

do you have any cure or things I can use to protect myself from these mind-controlling smoke detectors?

Obviously getting them out of your house is a good first step, but I also have good evidence that if you soak them in a tea made from pine needles it renders them harmless. Also, wrap your entire body in aluminum foil and make sure you sleep along the axis of the Earth's magnetic field. (With your head pointing north! If you sleep with your head pointing south then it helps the self assembling nanobots which smoke detectors release in to the air to find your cerebellum.)

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