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Topic: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why (Read 4458 times)

legendary
Activity: 3906
Merit: 1373
Probably the topic title should read: "Seals are raping penguins and scientists... don't know why?"

And the answer is probably the simplest. Penguins, just like many women, are out looking for something bigger. And the scientist, always eager to get the most accurate data, want to experience it in the full.

 Cheesy

Your way of understanding the title is what made me read twice before really understanding what was really happening.
Remembered me the "man that enters an active volcano" topic title.

Meant that part of it as humor. But do you think the other part is for real? The penguins wanting bigger, I mean?

Smiley

Yeah I know.
But no, the idea here that I got that it's rape, not like penguins really want it. Since penguins aren't strong or fast on earth, there isn't much escape from a seal. But what makes the seals wanting intercourse with a smaller animal, and even worst, an mammifer on an avian, I don't really know. And I just can't imagine how it can fit in.

We had an answer for the fitting-in thing, for a short while. I didn't see who posted, but then he/she deleted.

The basic thing that they said is that egg-laying animals often have a big *fancy-word-for-hole* where the eggs come out, and so it is big enough to use in an incorrect manner by other, bigger animals.

Smiley
legendary
Activity: 1386
Merit: 1000
English <-> Portuguese translations
Probably the topic title should read: "Seals are raping penguins and scientists... don't know why?"

And the answer is probably the simplest. Penguins, just like many women, are out looking for something bigger. And the scientist, always eager to get the most accurate data, want to experience it in the full.

 Cheesy

Your way of understanding the title is what made me read twice before really understanding what was really happening.
Remembered me the "man that enters an active volcano" topic title.

Meant that part of it as humor. But do you think the other part is for real? The penguins wanting bigger, I mean?

Smiley

Yeah I know.
But no, the idea here that I got that it's rape, not like penguins really want it. Since penguins aren't strong or fast on earth, there isn't much escape from a seal. But what makes the seals wanting intercourse with a smaller animal, and even worst, an mammifer on an avian, I don't really know. And I just can't imagine how it can fit in.
legendary
Activity: 3906
Merit: 1373
Probably the topic title should read: "Seals are raping penguins and scientists... don't know why?"

And the answer is probably the simplest. Penguins, just like many women, are out looking for something bigger. And the scientist, always eager to get the most accurate data, want to experience it in the full.

 Cheesy

Your way of understanding the title is what made me read twice before really understanding what was really happening.
Remembered me the "man that enters an active volcano" topic title.

Meant that part of it as humor. But do you think the other part is for real? The penguins wanting bigger, I mean?

Smiley
legendary
Activity: 1386
Merit: 1000
English <-> Portuguese translations
Probably the topic title should read: "Seals are raping penguins and scientists... don't know why?"

And the answer is probably the simplest. Penguins, just like many women, are out looking for something bigger. And the scientist, always eager to get the most accurate data, want to experience it in the full.

 Cheesy

Your way of understanding the title is what made me read twice before really understanding what was really happening.
Remembered me the "man that enters an active volcano" topic title.
legendary
Activity: 1806
Merit: 1090
Learning the troll avoidance button :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABM8RTVYaVw

Have a gander of a long video clip of this if you feel like it
The other penguins are just pretending they aren't watching  Wink
legendary
Activity: 3906
Merit: 1373
Probably the topic title should read: "Seals are raping penguins and scientists... don't know why?"

And the answer is probably the simplest. Penguins, just like many women, are out looking for something bigger. And the scientist, always eager to get the most accurate data, want to experience it in the full.

 Cheesy
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
How much longer do we have to wait for the game app depicting this phenomenon to come to market? Would it be called Seals & Pengs? Could players pick which one they want to represent as they play with unknown counter-participates from around the world?



Or, you could be a penguin raping a seal. Think about it!
sr. member
Activity: 476
Merit: 500
I like boobies
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In one incident, a seal attempted to copulate with a penguin, then ate it.

Now this is an interesting statement that raises many important questions.

Perhaps the seal had no sexual intent whatsoever and (being somewhat limited) was simply preparing its meal as best it could, so that it would be tender and juicy, along with adding some salty protein.
How do you know seal sperm taste salty, have you tried it?

Your mom told me...  Roll Eyes
legendary
Activity: 1638
Merit: 1010
https://www.bitcoin.com/
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In one incident, a seal attempted to copulate with a penguin, then ate it.

Now this is an interesting statement that raises many important questions.

Perhaps the seal had no sexual intent whatsoever and (being somewhat limited) was simply preparing its meal as best it could, so that it would be tender and juicy, along with adding some salty protein.
How do you know seal sperm taste salty, have you tried it?
sr. member
Activity: 476
Merit: 500
I like boobies
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In one incident, a seal attempted to copulate with a penguin, then ate it.

Now this is an interesting statement that raises many important questions.

Perhaps the seal had no sexual intent whatsoever and (being somewhat limited) was simply preparing its meal as best it could, so that it would be tender and juicy, along with adding some salty protein.
hero member
Activity: 541
Merit: 500
Garbochock
I am curious about the output. How would a 'PengSeal' look like?


Haha...  I like it! Did you make it yourself with MS Paint?
Haha, good to hear! Made it with Paintbrush! Smiley
legendary
Activity: 1806
Merit: 1090
Learning the troll avoidance button :)
This thread just makes me smile
All the penguin love here
And those seals ^^
legendary
Activity: 1638
Merit: 1010
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The frog was too disturbing for me to mention.
newbie
Activity: 31
Merit: 0
This really has to be one of the funniest threads ever created, well not for the penguin i guess.
And i thought dolphins were the rapist of the animal world.

The penguin? What about that frog? Now that really got it raw. Poor bastard.  Undecided
legendary
Activity: 1638
Merit: 1010
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This really has to be one of the funniest threads ever created, well not for the penguin i guess.
And i thought dolphins were the rapist of the animal world.
legendary
Activity: 1834
Merit: 1020
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In one incident, a seal attempted to copulate with a penguin, then ate it.

Now this is an interesting statement that raises many important questions.
sgk
legendary
Activity: 1470
Merit: 1002
!! HODL !!
I am curious about the output. How would a 'PengSeal' look like?


Haha...  I like it! Did you make it yourself with MS Paint?
hero member
Activity: 541
Merit: 500
Garbochock
I am curious about the output. How would a 'PengSeal' look like?
sgk
legendary
Activity: 1470
Merit: 1002
!! HODL !!
I am curious about the output. How would a 'PengSeal' look like?
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