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Topic: Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why - page 2. (Read 4458 times)

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Seal: Hey penguin, you wanna play the rape game?

Penguin: NOOO!!!!

Seal: Good start!  Cheesy
legendary
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First words for the meme.   "I'll just put the tip in"

LOL !   Cheesy
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First words for the meme.   "I'll just put the tip in"
vip
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Now, we have the Sealshank Redemption video making the rounds.

I think we're witnessing the birth of a new meme.
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WTF?? Really, WTF!!

Seals have the second largest testicles, so they may have a lot of pent up urges and not enough willing female seals.

This is so disturbing.
legendary
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RIP Mommy
Penguins can murder each other, but they can't gang up on a rapist seal and beak-stab it to death?
sr. member
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That seal looks awfully chuffed about nailing a penguin. Must be really awkward the next day.
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Get a Seal you son of a seal...

Shame on you

Poor penguin
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Raping other species... hmm... Dogs do it. Monkeys do it. Even humans do it. Why not seals? Maybe it's a sign of intelligence.  Undecided

Explain your theory to the poor frog...



...then to the children that actually witnessed the event live: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCwk7pP80Z0

That frog is getting more than mouth full!
legendary
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Seals are definitely the sociopaths of the sea
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I thought seals eat penguins. I guess their mothers forgot to teach them not to fuck their food before eating it.

[ x ] Don't play with your food.
[   ] Don't rape your food.  Huh
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after seeing this pic, i found blood coming out of my eyes.. lol.

seriously so wrong.
legendary
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What's the big deal? Scientists are trying to put all kinds of genetics together with other genetics. Why is anyone surprised that the process rubs off on nature through quantum entanglement?

Smiley
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enough internet for today
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Seals are raping penguins and scientists don't know why

http://www.timeslive.co.za/thetimes/2014/11/14/seals-behaving-badly

<< This recent phenomenon has been observed among young Antarctic fur seals on Marion Island in the South Atlantic. They are targeting king penguins. In a newly published research paper, a South African research team - Ryan Reisinger, William Haddah, Tristan Scott, Marthán Bester and Nico de Bruyn - documented three incidents of seals on the island sexually assaulting penguins. There have been other recorded incidents over the last 30 years. >>
hahahaha .. damn... god...
legendary
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The revolution will be monetized!
Why? because penguins are freakin hot, that's why!  Cheesy
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Just WTF, I'm wordless.
Is any case like this happened before?

Yes I've seen dogs mating with cats. Talk about getting some pussy. lol

Ah well, I meant in nature, cats and dogs is a case already known.
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This is so disgusting. I'm so shocked!  Shocked
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Evidently our preconceived notions about sexual lust in non human species are wrong
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Just WTF, I'm wordless.
Is any case like this happened before?

Yes I've seen dogs mating with cats. Talk about getting some pussy. lol
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