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Topic: 💩 ShitDice - The WORST Bitcoin dicing site around. 💩 - page 3. (Read 4733 times)

sr. member
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is it actually working? was the whole plan to get players name it in such name and dont do any design? if yes i guess you won
sr. member
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I am sorry, I was not thrilled with this game.  There is nothing to it other than the game board and a chat.  As some advertisements in there sending me somewhere else to make money off of me, do not just have nothing on the screen but the game.  I like to look around what I am playing and there is nothing here to look at.  I guess that is why this is call ShitDice...
sr. member
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Merit: 250
oh wow thats an interesting name for a dice website i hope you will attract a lot of players i will try it out i guess Cheesy
sr. member
Activity: 400
Merit: 250
i cannot afford to wager damn shit. this is the worst site ever
copper member
Activity: 2562
Merit: 2510
Spear the bees
I just want to state that in this short time of 4 days, DiamondCardz, the owner of ShitDice, has made 0.035 BTC from this crappy satirical site.

This is probably 100 times more than what people running clone dice sites make.

Shocking.
sr. member
Activity: 358
Merit: 254
void
why our beloved shit dice is so deserted ...
i am very sad now , perhaps we can setup a special event of something
too much fun but people cant understand the special quality of our ShitDice !

have fun ,lazy me i cant find a decent thread to post for my activity LOL

copper member
Activity: 2562
Merit: 2510
Spear the bees
can we change our currency from 'shitbits' to 'dankmemes?' its what we pay out with in the sig campaign after all Grin
-sigh-

Don't you understand, peasant? Dank memes are finely crafted pieces of commodity. We wouldn't dare offer 2 dank memes every second. You need to work monthly for just a single masterpiece.

Dank memes are precious, my friend.

Only you can prevent forest fires.
legendary
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Merit: 1043
:^)
can we change our currency from 'shitbits' to 'dankmemes?' its what we pay out with in the sig campaign after all Grin
sr. member
Activity: 358
Merit: 254
void
shitdice is da shit out there !!

google cant find ""DiamondCardzStealsYourMoney Foundation"" ??
anyone know where is their site ?

and since i am a proud sHitMod in ShiTdice i can say only one thing :
we are the Worst place you can lose your bits ,unless you win of course

legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1118
ShitDice News

This just in: Astounding new bettor "Huntxr" turns an initial 0.01 BTC deposit into over 0.12 BTC 0.15 BTC!!! (I'm not going to keep tracking this, you need to come and see it for yourself at ShitDice!). That's right, almost over $40 of profit from an initial investment of just $3.30. If that doesn't prove that ShitDice is one of the best options around right now, I don't know what will.
This is the shittiest news, delivered right to your toilet via Burrito Express!

Reporting to you, straight from ShitDice.

It appears that now the owner, DiamondCardz, is being showered with the bitcoins! He's earned a whopping seven dollars from this beautiful, beautiful site!

Indeed. I would like to make an official announcement that none of this money will at all be used for philanthropy, but instead spent on hookers and blackjack (probably blackjack at a site better than ours). If you are humbled by this sentence, consider donating to me through the DiamondCardzStealsYourMoney Foundation.
copper member
Activity: 2562
Merit: 2510
Spear the bees
ShitDice News

This just in: Astounding new bettor "Huntxr" turns an initial 0.01 BTC deposit into over 0.12 BTC 0.15 BTC!!! (I'm not going to keep tracking this, you need to come and see it for yourself at ShitDice!). That's right, almost over $40 of profit from an initial investment of just $3.30. If that doesn't prove that ShitDice is one of the best options around right now, I don't know what will.
This is the shittiest news, delivered right to your toilet via Burrito Express!

Reporting to you, straight from ShitDice.

It appears that now the owner, DiamondCardz, is being showered with the bitcoins! He's earned a whopping seven dollars from this beautiful, beautiful site!
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1118
ShitDice News

This just in: Astounding new bettor "Huntxr" turns an initial 0.01 BTC deposit into over 0.12 BTC 0.15 BTC!!! (I'm not going to keep tracking this, you need to come and see it for yourself at ShitDice!). That's right, almost over $40 of profit from an initial investment of just $3.30. If that doesn't prove that ShitDice is one of the best options around right now, I don't know what will.
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1118
if you are looking for a dice site, ShitDice is your best bet!

Now I think this is what we should all take away from this.

(I love it, it sounds perfect - ShitDice is your best bet, ladies and gentlemen!)

Edit: As of right now Huntxr's profit is at 0.06 BTC. On a site called ShitDice. With pages full of green bets. Daaaaaamn.
newbie
Activity: 21
Merit: 0
I may be new here and not have a very good reputation but I deposited 0.01BTC and cashed out with 0.04BTC very nice and clean site to play on, if you are looking for a dice site, ShitDice is your best bet! Thanks guys!
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1118
Especially if you are innovative like this. Grin

They don't call me Diamond "Innovative" Cardz for nothing.

thats an interesting game name and an interesting way to attract people to your website Cheesy i believe its a great idea

Oh, but you have it all wrong. Our plan is to not attract people to our website, you see.
hero member
Activity: 658
Merit: 500
thats an interesting game name and an interesting way to attract people to your website Cheesy i believe its a great idea
legendary
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Merit: 1005
New Decentralized Nuclear Hobbit
Wow! I am already addicted.  Cheesy

Do you consider starting a shit-warz against PrimeDice?


By the way this kind of marketing actually works lol. Especially if you are innovative like this. Grin
legendary
Activity: 1624
Merit: 1007
After reading the OP i was not sure as i felt it lacked a bit on the sales pitch part but after seeing the cold hard scientific data that we are indeed going to the moon i am sold.
The Promotional video was so good that i am already waiting on the "version 2" or an update to get me even more HYPED for the release of another clone unique dice site!

You made my day OP.. Thank You!

Luckily for you we have been released for almost 24 hours now so we are basically as trusted as other competing dice sites like PrimeDice and Just-Dice. And don't worry, new promotional videos will come out soon about the rise and fall of high rollers and also new videos of my new Lamborghini better servers here up in the Hollywood Hills server room.

I corrected it a bit for you to keep it more real so it would reflect the crypto gambling a bit better Tongue
Also visited the site looks good! If i could only see the elephant better, the damn chat box is too big. I would also prefer seeing a clown hat or some kind of a hat on the elephant and balloons that the elephant holds with its trunk.
legendary
Activity: 1134
Merit: 1118
After reading the OP i was not sure as i felt it lacked a bit on the sales pitch part but after seeing the cold hard scientific data that we are indeed going to the moon i am sold.
The Promotional video was so good that i am already waiting on the "version 2" or an update to get me even more HYPED for the release of another clone unique dice site!

You made my day OP.. Thank You!

Luckily for you we have been released for almost 24 hours now so we are basically as trusted as other competing dice sites like PrimeDice and Just-Dice. And don't worry, new promotional videos will come out soon about the rise and fall of high rollers and also new videos of my new Lamborghini here up in the Hollywood Hills.
legendary
Activity: 1624
Merit: 1007
NEW INNOVATIVE UPDATE:

Using our advanced graph simulation techniques MS Paint we have created a new graph to temporarily grace the background of ShitDice:



We hope you enjoy it.

After reading the OP i was not sure as i felt it lacked a bit on the sales pitch part but after seeing the cold hard scientific data that we are indeed going to the moon i am sold.
The Promotional video was so good that i am already waiting on the "version 2" or an update to get me even more HYPED for the release of another clone unique dice site!

You made my day OP.. Thank You!
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