great sense of humor!
it looks that you are the first one who spoke out what many are thinking
I was glad to see
MoneyPot is a great service, I'm not taking shots at you!
Topic: 💩 ShitDice - The WORST Bitcoin dicing site around. 💩 - page 5. (Read 4753 times)
I think definitely if you want to increase the number of betters in your establishment you need to raise the house edge to 50%.
That'll definitely attract everybody! It's a one-way street to rich city!
That'll definitely attract everybody! It's a one-way street to rich city!
I would do that, but logging into github to edit the site is too much effort for a website of our calibre.
In other news, a young bettor stated "that his memes were danker than ever" after this near miss:
https://www.moneypot.com/bets/163760028
And especially after this near miss:
https://www.moneypot.com/bets/163760132
I think definitely if you want to increase the number of betters in your establishment you need to raise the house edge to 50%.
That'll definitely attract everybody! It's a one-way street to rich city!
That'll definitely attract everybody! It's a one-way street to rich city!
Does it come with the 100% safe strategy to get rich in 200 rolls? Or maybe the super inverse martingale, you cant lose with that one.
It does come with the 99.99% safe strategy to get poor in 200 rolls, I mean, come on. We are the best at providing shit services for our customers.
Glad to see you labeled your axes here, lol. Thanks for the laugh.
Damn. I have failed in making my services as shit as possible.
NEW INNOVATIVE UPDATE:
Usingour advanced graph simulation techniques MS Paint we have created a new graph to temporarily grace the background of ShitDice:
We hope you enjoy it.
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We hope you enjoy it.
Glad to see you labeled your axes here, lol. Thanks for the laugh.
Does it come with the 100% safe strategy to get rich in 200 rolls? Or maybe the super inverse martingale, you cant lose with that one.
Still better than primedice and just-dice. 
Since Patatas asked for a sig, heres my totally innovative proposal:
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Together with marketing experts i conducted, I've found out that your recent developement follows the very unique, yet unbeliveably promising "Elephant Bubble". It's a theory we found out on our own, and it's not yet very popular, but we can promise you 1000% growth by 2045.  Amazing work by an outstanding member of our community. Unfortunately I can not give you any Bitcoin as a reward, because after seeing this graph I spent all of my money on cocaine and hookers in a binge of ecstasy.
Together with marketing experts i conducted,
I've found out that your recent developement follows the very unique, yet unbelieveably promising "Elephant Bubble". It's a theory we found out on our own, and it's not yet very popular, but we can promise you 1000% growth by 2045. That being said, 
Haha !! Funniest shit I have seen for the day! Trust me if you'd a signature I'd wear it and promote this site free of cost!
 Love the website such interface much fun very low house edges such futuristic wow.
NEW INNOVATIVE UPDATE:
Using We hope you enjoy it.
That is shit what we need there
that name is really shit so good luck op for this shit 
Thanks I needed this laugh
Signature campaign
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We're so We're even open source, just like the dice script that we ripped off of. That's right, you can get all this shittiness for yourself! Suckers. Ready for some shit? Come to https://shitdice.github.io Note: This, and the site, is satire. In fact, the whole thread has become really funny and I suggest you read it! It's a parody of some of the useless Untitled Dice sites you have seen pop up recently in which the only "change" has been to add a background. It's more of a form of art than a gambling website. If you really want to gamble on it or even just chat to me about the joke, you're free to, but you're probably better off going to a site with a lower house edge. MoneyPot is a great service, I'm not taking shots at you! Just the people who think Untitled Dice is genuinely for making sites rather than just as a test. Also, one ShitBit is the exact same as a bit, don't worry. Jump to:
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