since the april 15th is passed I think you can lock this thread, there was not any big news for bitcoin and it didn't affect the bitcoin price (positively).
I have found this thread 2-3 days ago, and I don't want to think about all those users that waited for at least 2 months this "epic news".
stop posting for postings sake and pretend you make any contribution to the subject. every one of your posts is this way. page after page. you must think that you contribute something but you say nothing.
bitcointalk is not for "professional writers"
elwar announced launching a forum where users have to demonstrate they have bitcoin to post on subject. you would not qualify to post there nor would you want to as you will not be rewarded for your post.
for you, it could turn out to be interesting to read.