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The asshole who farted (a tribute to btcwhale)
When bitcoin the whale told us to buy
We knew in a few days the coins gonna die
So when your left holding just don’t be surprised
The asshole who farted is just bitcoin lies
And when it goes down like nobodies whore
You might be a bit tempted to her ask her for more
Don’t listen to bullshit about upcoming pumps
Truth is these idiots are simple dev chumps
Who hype up their shitcoins, mostly premined as well
They bribe the exchanges and send you to hell
So be aware of the scammers and snakes in the grass
The fact is, 99% of this forum just talk out their ass
Thanks wasamata! This one is good too but I liked the earlier one about being a bag holder as well, you should start a blog or something.
Good Luck to you!