I don't think there is any need to artificially try and breathe life into bitcoin economy. It will kickstart itself big time, and when it does, your alpaca socks would be not even funny. Most of the internet gaming would be using bitcoin by the end of 2014, that is a trillion dollar economy. You don't need to buy real goods nominated in USD-converted bitcoins, it's artificial and not really a bitcoin trade. The real thing is starting
All your online games, porn, poker, VPSes, every other digital good will be using stateless bitcoin and the prices would be set in bitcoin, and that's how it will all start
Real goods will not be nominated in bitcoin at least another 10 years. Bitpay is an artificial way to pay in "kinda-bitcoin", while actually you are transacting in USD and bitcoin is just the transfer protocol, but it is not very different from paypal. Actual bitcoin trade is when you pay in bitcoin, the price is set in bitcoin (and dollar price changes depending on the ratio), and merchant receives and keeps bitcoin. This is only possible for digital goods, now.