Stuck USB stick with 500 BTC...is it gone?

paraipan

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Quote from: Eri on July 14, 2011, 02:04:18 PM

OMG this has got to be the funniest thing i've read in weeks, true or not its great! on the chance its true, has it passed yet? XD
i can see it now, you give it to the guy and... "WTF this thing smells like shit!" "yeah i just got a hold of it this morning"

though if it does pass... clean it well, wouldn't want it to short out when you plug it in, shits conductive Cheesy

+1

Eri

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lol, somehow not surprising!

myrkul

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FIAT LIBERTAS RVAT CAELVM

Quote from: Eri on July 14, 2011, 02:20:28 PM

rofl, thought someone would say that... i just assumed it would be conductive cause it has water in it XD

but can ya picture someone putting a poo in a loop? battery, power tester.. and poo. anyone want to test this? XD

Actually, I think the Mythbusters have, for their 'hits the fan' episode. They wanted their substitute to be as accurate as possible.

Eri

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rofl, thought someone would say that... i just assumed it would be conductive cause it has water in it XD

but can ya picture someone putting a poo in a loop? battery, power tester.. and poo. anyone want to test this? XD

myrkul

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Quote from: Eri on July 14, 2011, 02:04:18 PM

OMG this has got to be the funniest thing i've read in weeks, true or not its great! on the chance its true, has it passed yet? XD
i can see it now, you give it to the guy and... "WTF this thing smells like shit!" "yeah i just got a hold of it this morning"

though if it does pass... clean it well, wouldn't want it to short out when you plug it in, shits conductive Cheesy

How you know this I do NOT want to know. Wink

Eri

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OMG this has got to be the funniest thing i've read in weeks, true or not its great! on the chance its true, has it passed yet? XD
i can see it now, you give it to the guy and... "WTF this thing smells like shit!" "yeah i just got a hold of it this morning"

though if it does pass... clean it well, wouldn't want it to short out when you plug it in, shits conductive Cheesy

JaTochNietDan

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Quote from: cottoneyeJoe on June 23, 2011, 12:36:02 AM

Anyway...to make a long story short, I finally made it into the bar and had to belt down a couple of beers while I told my customer to fuck off for making me come out here so late with such a shitty neighborhood around. I told him he could have his BTC once it passed and that there'd be an extra 10% if that didnt happen before Wednesday.

You went drinking alcohol when you had $10,000 worth of Bitcoin in your stomach? LOL

mc_lovin

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www.bitcointrading.com

SO entertaining.

Win.

iBTC

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I will retrieve the bitcoins, it will cost you 499 to do it, i take the money upfront.

shata

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Ur dumb for not having another backup of that wallet at home anyways.

Mousepotato

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Seal Cub Clubbing Club

This thread disappoints. I was waiting for "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air" Sad

malevolent

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You could ask some surgeon to cut you up and search your intestines... they shouldnt be longer than 8-12m i thinketh.

fxgmblr

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you took all that time to write up that BS story?
although it was an interesting read lol =)

so where did this supposedly take place?
what neighbourhood/city?

bitcola

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Bull for the simple reason alone that you would not give him the same USB. You'd transfer the wallet.dat from the shit infested one to a brand new key.

TheGer

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That will teach you to have backups of that shit. If you get into trouble you can trash it so it can't be used instead of eating it.

x0Jakeyboy0x

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Well written.

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Quote from: Clipse on June 24, 2011, 01:36:02 PM

Do tell us more, like what refreshner do you use while shitting in the bathtub.

yeah if that happened to me I think I'd just crap in the alley for a week. Then again the nearest alley to my house is probably 50+ miles away, so it'd be a long drive to take a dump.

Clipse

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Do tell us more, like what refreshner do you use while shitting in the bathtub.

PCRon

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Quote from: cottoneyeJoe on June 23, 2011, 12:36:02 AM

..put a big screen over the drain...

I'm still trying to figure out why you put a TV over the drain?? Is it an HD Big Screen??

clint25n

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Please continue your story, and the details Cheesy

Please!

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