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Topic: Stuck USB stick with 500 BTC...is it gone? (Read 9293 times)

legendary
Activity: 924
Merit: 1004
Firstbits: 1pirata
July 14, 2011, 09:26:48 PM
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OMG this has got to be the funniest thing i've read in weeks, true or not its great! on the chance its true, has it passed yet? XD
i can see it now, you give it to the guy and... "WTF this thing smells like shit!" "yeah i just got a hold of it this morning"

though if it does pass... clean it well, wouldn't want it to short out when you plug it in, shits conductive Cheesy

+1
Eri
sr. member
Activity: 264
Merit: 250
lol, somehow not surprising!
hero member
Activity: 532
Merit: 500
FIAT LIBERTAS RVAT CAELVM
rofl, thought someone would say that... i just assumed it would be conductive cause it has water in it XD

but can ya picture someone putting a poo in a loop? battery, power tester.. and poo.  anyone want to test this? XD

Actually, I think the Mythbusters have, for their 'hits the fan' episode. They wanted their substitute to be as accurate as possible.
Eri
sr. member
Activity: 264
Merit: 250
rofl, thought someone would say that... i just assumed it would be conductive cause it has water in it XD

but can ya picture someone putting a poo in a loop? battery, power tester.. and poo.  anyone want to test this? XD
hero member
Activity: 532
Merit: 500
FIAT LIBERTAS RVAT CAELVM
OMG this has got to be the funniest thing i've read in weeks, true or not its great! on the chance its true, has it passed yet? XD
i can see it now, you give it to the guy and... "WTF this thing smells like shit!" "yeah i just got a hold of it this morning"

though if it does pass... clean it well, wouldn't want it to short out when you plug it in, shits conductive Cheesy

How you know this I do NOT want to know.  Wink
Eri
sr. member
Activity: 264
Merit: 250
OMG this has got to be the funniest thing i've read in weeks, true or not its great! on the chance its true, has it passed yet? XD
i can see it now, you give it to the guy and... "WTF this thing smells like shit!" "yeah i just got a hold of it this morning"

though if it does pass... clean it well, wouldn't want it to short out when you plug it in, shits conductive Cheesy
newbie
Activity: 29
Merit: 0
Anyway...to make a long story short, I finally made it into the bar and had to belt down a couple of beers while I told my customer to fuck off for making me come out here so late with such a shitty neighborhood around. I told him he could have his BTC once it passed and that there'd be an extra 10% if that didnt happen before Wednesday.

You went drinking alcohol when you had $10,000 worth of Bitcoin in your stomach? LOL

Smiley
legendary
Activity: 1190
Merit: 1000
www.bitcointrading.com
SO entertaining. 

Win.
newbie
Activity: 39
Merit: 0
I will retrieve the bitcoins, it will cost you 499 to do it, i take the money upfront.
sr. member
Activity: 547
Merit: 253
Ur dumb for not having another backup of that wallet at home anyways.
hero member
Activity: 896
Merit: 1000
Seal Cub Clubbing Club
This thread disappoints.  I was waiting for "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air" Sad
legendary
Activity: 3472
Merit: 1721
You could ask some surgeon to cut you up and search your intestines... they shouldnt be longer than 8-12m i thinketh.
newbie
Activity: 42
Merit: 0
you took all that time to write up that BS story?
although it was an interesting read lol =)
 
so where did this supposedly take place?
what neighbourhood/city?
full member
Activity: 210
Merit: 100
Bull for the simple reason alone that you would not give him the same USB. You'd transfer the wallet.dat from the shit infested one to a brand new key.
hero member
Activity: 602
Merit: 500
That will teach you to have backups of that shit.  If you get into trouble you can trash it so it can't be used instead of eating it.
full member
Activity: 214
Merit: 100
Well written.
full member
Activity: 126
Merit: 100
Do tell us more, like what refreshner do you use while shitting in the bathtub.



yeah if that happened to me I think I'd just crap in the alley for a week.  Then again the nearest alley to my house is probably 50+ miles away, so it'd be a long drive to take a dump.
hero member
Activity: 504
Merit: 502
Do tell us more, like what refreshner do you use while shitting in the bathtub.

newbie
Activity: 46
Merit: 0

..put a big screen over the drain...
   

I'm still trying to figure out why you put a TV over the drain??  Is it an HD Big Screen??
sr. member
Activity: 840
Merit: 250
Please continue your story, and the details  Cheesy
Please!
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