Topic: Stuck USB stick with 500 BTC...is it gone? - page 2. (Read 9303 times)
I'd love to read the sequel to this one.
Couldnt you have just shoved it up your ass? man..
This would be the beginning of a great movie script
Excuse me sir, I think your roflcopter just crashed into my lmaocoaster.
I will give you 500 BTCs if you swallow another USB stick and dissolve it.
I'm touched by your story.
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there is nothing plausible about this story (or the 6 others, for that matter.) and some sucker is going to end up giving him money.
Tell that to my intestines! You''ll kindly note, I'm not asking for donations...I dont even list an address for them....I'm asking for help evacuating the damn thing....
... and yes, it's a parody. Sorry for the disruption....if anyone should be...ummm....butt sore?....I'll stop now.
A) Enjoy eating a large meal
B) You could get a NYC policeman to extract it for you.
Abner Louima (b. 1966 in Thomassin, Haiti) is a Haitian who was assaulted, brutalized and forcibly sodomized with the handle of a bathroom plunger by New York City police officers after being arrested outside a Brooklyn nightclub in 1997.
there is nothing plausible about this story (or the 6 others, for that matter.) and some sucker is going to end up giving him money.
Tell that to my intestines! You''ll kindly note, I'm not asking for donations...I dont even list an address for them....I'm asking for help evacuating the damn thing....
... and yes, it's a parody. Sorry for the disruption....if anyone should be...ummm....butt sore?....I'll stop now.
These keep getting better and better.
This ^^
Still not going to give him any money though
....
Can anyone please help me?
Can anyone please help me?
Yes!
Send only 9BTC to my address and I promise your shitty troubles will be solved within < 5 hours.
thats funny, especially coming from the guy who was crying in my thread.
but whatever. im done.
but whatever. im done.
there is nothing plausible about this story.
and some sucker is going to end up giving him money.
so its ok to scam here, but if i make fun of the scammers, my post gets deleted?
and some sucker is going to end up giving him money.
so its ok to scam here, but if i make fun of the scammers, my post gets deleted?
The forum is open-source. Get over it.
there is nothing plausible about this story (or the 6 others, for that matter.) and some sucker is going to end up giving him money.
ok. fine.
but its not ok for me to make fun of the rash of scammers and supposedly stolen BTC? i dont understand that.
ok. fine.
but its not ok for me to make fun of the rash of scammers and supposedly stolen BTC? i dont understand that.
Well, this one at least has the semblance of plausibility.
so my thread about zombie hookers eating my btc wallet gets deleted, but this one gets to stay???
.....nice.
.....nice.
If the wallet is encrypted why don't you send the file via e-mail?
I'm so screwed. The customer thinks I'm lying to him and the guy who I'm delivering for is equally sure I'm fucking him over. At this point if I dont get the 500BTC to my customer in the next 3 days I'm not going to have an ass to shit anything out of.
Can anyone please help me?
Can anyone please help me?
I recommend microsd and http://www.spy-coins.com/producthtm/micronickle.htm in the future.
Good news! When they tear it out of you, they'll still be able to access the BTC in the wallet!
Sux 2 be you, tho.
Sux 2 be you, tho.
This is fake!! Everyone is using my real life experience as a meme now. I can't speak for Allinvain but I know he would not be impressed by this either.
These keep getting better and better.
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