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Topic: Synereo Cartoon Contest - Vote now to pick the winners ! - page 4. (Read 8148 times)

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Entry 1

Frame 1:
Aging 80's 'hair' band (The Motley Roses), looking tired and frail, in the office of their record label

Record exec: "Guys, you're broke, all those years of girls & drugs ... you should have invested wisely ... you've got to go back out on the road"
Band: looking horrified, and obviously not looking forward to going on the road again
Band manager: talking on the telephone "we need a full stack of AMPS for each guy in the band asap, they're gonna need 'em"


Frame 2:
Rock concert stadium, half full, aging crowd of 'hair' metal fans looking angry, throwing fruit and bottles at the stage.
Band on stage, guitarists looking for amps to plug into, obviously absent from stage setup.
Band manager, looking at a young perplexed looking nerdy assistant (t-shirt reads 'You read my t-shirt, that's enough social interaction for one day'), manager looks incredibly angry, yelling, "Where are the AMPS?"
Singer and drummer looking on in despair


Frame 3:
Back of a limo, band members in 'party' mode, 2 guys sitting opposite the other 2 guys, legs of bikini clad girls seen in the middle of the limo between the band members, girls looking through limo sunroof.
Band members raising champagne glasses, making a toast
drummer: stroking the legs of one of the girls, laughing, "yeah man, those AMPS went to 11"
singer: looking at his phone "no, they're mooning, these AMPS go to 12'
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Entry#23:

Frame1:
School of fish in the ocean, swimming to the left:
(should be apparent that one fish is leading the rest)
one small fish in the middle ask to a bigger fish next to him:
small fish:mom, why are we always swimming in formation?

Frame2: (same picture as in frame1)
mom fish:We just do. we all follow the leader, and do whatever he does.
small fish:Why do we do that?
mom fish:He simply has the most likes. He posted one day that he likes catfish, and since we are all friends here liking each others posts, we all ended up liking catfish.
small fish:Yea catfish are cute
Mom fish:..but it left no room for other creativity. Nobody is exploring , boldly going where no fish has gone before! We created a system of centralized control!

Frame3: (a giant killer whale, mouth wide open swims in the picture from the left, swallowing the whole school (leader fist)
(the 2 fish are not in the mouth yet, basically still too far to be aware of the danger)
small fish:So it might be better if we were decentralized?
mom fish:probably, yes

sub text: Try synereo, the social network with no central control!
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Entry#22

Frame1:
(Einstein in a futuristic looking room with not much clues about location)
Einstein:It is hard to make predictions, especially about the future!
Einstein:Since i discovered my famous equation we know that space and time are related! But then...

Frame2:
Einstein: ..the scientists at Synereo invented a method to change time, by accelerating electrons to light speed on the internet!
Einstein:Time became very precious, and if you wanted a piece of someones time, you had to pay for it!
Einstein:All this brain energy that before was contained by useless distractions, exploded!
Einstein:boom!
Einstein:It gave humanity a great push forward! I just never thought that...

Frame3:
(image zooms out, shows earth with some kickass space station around it. astronauts in suits flying around, rockets, etc. Text balloon comes out space station to show einstein is in it)
Einstein:...we would first conquer time before we could conquer space!

note: the first line is an actual quote from einstein Smiley
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Entry#21

1 frame only. shows a bank building highrise, traders jumping out the windows. one is already on the ground, broken
regular looking guy apparently walking his dog, leans over the wrecked bankster:

regular guy: dude, don't tell me you missed the synereo crowdsdale on bnktothefuture.com !
regular guy: weren't you paying attention?

note: the scene of the guy/banker should be really small, so the building is huge, to enlarge the sheer panic coming out the building.
artist could use a magnifying glass to look in one of the offices showing a stock chart graph with synereo logo (up of course) and one with facebook logo (down of course)
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Entry #20

Frame1:
Rich, famous, superstar type person walks on the street and passes a poor guy playing guitar. The poor guy has a sign 'please donate'.
superstar: I used to be like you, collecting dimes on the street.
superstar: I tried posting my music on youtube, but everyone uses an ad blocker so i never earned much there either!

Frame2:
(poor guy stopped playing, listening to superstar)
superstar:But then someone told me about synereo social platform, where people can actually pay me for my music, with just an easy click!
superstar:suddenly i had 2 billion paying viewers! That is a -lot- of dimes every day!

Frame3:
(superstar drives away in his cadillac. poor guy has some dollar bills in hand, donated by superstar)
poor guy has a text balloon with : (guitar) + (synereo logo) = (dollar bills), since he is pondering the new information, a little confused
superstar:It changed my life! You should try it too!

sub text: How synereo social network changed everything...

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Thanks y'all. I'll go put all the new entries in the OP.


EDIT Updated the OP with the 12 entries so far ! Keep 'm coming !


If everyone could please Retweet this, I'd be much obliged : https://twitter.com/HypercubeST/status/767270124235657216

Here my retweet Smiley Cheers!
https://twitter.com/MarjohnMina/status/768390869460189185
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Entry #19

this is 1 frame only. on the left, there is a regular guy , asking to another guy (looking rich) just right of him:
poor guy: How do you do it?  why do you always have so many dates?
(to the right of the rich guy there are 10 or so really good looking girls)
rich guy: I guess i just pay them more attention!

Sub text: Synereo, the new social platform where you get paid for your attention!
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Entry#18

At the NSA:

Frame1:
(shown is a building with letters NSA on top. text balloon is coming from one of the windows)
Agent: Sir, Sir! we need to triple our budget!
Director: Don't be silly, son. We have the biggest budget of all agencies!

Frame2:
now shown inside the building, at the desk. Agent leaning on directors desk frantically using his hands to explain:
Agent: But sir, we used to spy on people for free!
Agent: They even posted everything they know about themselves for free online!
Agent: but now..
Director: what?

frame3:
(image zooms out again, NSA building on background, shown is a hamburger stand (a not so clean one)
(Text balloons comes out same window of NSA building)
Agent:..now they moved to a new social network called Synereo where they want us to pay them for their information!
Agent:We are doomed, sir
Agent:My nephew might have a job for me , flipping burgers....
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#SynereoMeme On Synereo Cartoon Contest Cheesy


==> Extra Credits not for contest

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In holiday we trust
Scene Batman and Robin sitting watching TV monitors in the batcave

Frame 1 Robin pulls out his iPhone 6 Plus
Robin : Batman check out my new phone and Facebook

Frame 2 Batman pulls out his Note 7
Batman : Robin I much prefer this and with Synereo my phone cost me nothing

Frame 3 Robin puts his phone face down on the table
Robin : Holy Bank Roll !
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To da #SynereoAmplifier Cheesy

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My 2nd Entry. Cheers!



MY AMP Addy: 1FNJv2FoUE9b3HRsrXKCS6QwojXY8qfivw
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My 1st Entry to this contest hopin OP will like it Smiley


Frame 1:
A boy (ugly) thinking a Joke about Synereo to make his girl happy.

Frame 2:
Then boy started a conversation
Boy: Hi Beautiful Lady wanna hear a joke about Synereo?
Girl: No thanks I'm already talking at one.  Cheesy Cheesy
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My second entry

Frame1:
Father bought a lie detector and so he decided to check it out on his son.detector produce "beep" sound when someone say false.

Frame2:
Father:what did you learn at school today?
Son: physics and mathematics.
Detector: “Beep"
Son:sorry ,me and my friends were discussing about synereo.

Frame3:
Father:when i was your age ,i focused only on studies.
Detector: “Beep"

Mother laughs: “Ha ha ha, well, he really is your son!”
Detector: “Beep"
legendary
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Loving it. Keep m coming.
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Recent conversation between Investors

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Another Entry Cheesy neat and tidy

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My fourth entry

Title: reaction of currently dominating centralized social networks to Synereo

Frame 1:

Well-dressed (costume) CEO sitting behind a luxurious desk smoking a cigar while watching a graph of Synereo that represents the number of active users. On frame 1 the graph is already rising but not too fast.
CEO says: "Synereo is just a copycat for blockchain people and criminals!"

Frame 2:

The graph is rising in a faster way.
CEO puts his hand under his chin while looking up with his eyes and smiling. There are dollar signs around his head. He says: "That's a lot of users to make extra advertising money for us... Quick, make our platform decentralized!"

Frame 3:

The graph of Synereo is skyrocketing. The CEO leans his head on both of his hands and says: "Why aren't they joining us...?"
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This is not a cartoon! ( in case you were wondering)

I will start numbering them for easier handling of my brain dumps. Also i do make small changes in previous jokes, so re-check them before the final voting. And i *still* cannot figure one with penguins....
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