LIFE
can be considered to be
endless
fucking... ... (ahhh... mmmmmmm) ... aand -
that's because:
a 'thought'
used to be - and will be -
called (a)
'fuck'
from now on,
and forevermore, Amen (and the other dudes in there and everywhere (I don't care as long as sign is respect, or even then if I don't pay attention)).
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The Baron, being 'Bossner Baron' - which is not even recognised by Crypto Kingdom and the Fount of Honor in there (that not being a problem since he will be promoted soon, after some STO-polarised play) - deigns to set up an Order of his own, called:
§1 The Order can be awarded in 7 classes, so that higher number is higher class (item_id given,'x' indicates the position of any alphanumeric string to differentiate the items in each Class, each one of which is unique):
THOFB7x Baron Grandmaster
THOFB6x Baron Emperor
THOFB5x Baron King
THOFB4x Baron Duke
THOFB3x Baron Prince
THOFB2x Baron Marquis
THOFB1x Baron Earl
§2 Zechariah gets 1*THOFB7.
§3 The item details of any THOFBx item can be decided by the owner at his cost (in IC, CKG/CKS, etc) and effort (fucks given).
§4 When Zechariah notices that a unique item with the following details is in his MyItems, he'll seek to fulfil the creator's reasonable wishes expressible and expressed in between [] in the CREATE item_id amount recipient [message].
THOFB70 - Description: A 100-mL 'thick slightly smoked glass' flat rectangular bottle of Versace OUD NOIR, opened.
History: Item was first given a fuck when Zechariah bought it in the Very Ancient times (ask for details, not remember right now). Presently the Order is in semi-active use as Zechariah's fragrance in Universe::::ThroneRoom.
Special Rules: (none)
§5 To cover the cost of making the unique items, each class gets a stipend for the cost. The recipient of the stipend must self cause the transaction (the Baron does not give a fuck about money as long as he has some).
Stipend Amounts:
THOFB7x ....... 1,000,000,000,000 [not possible to award these yet due to the difficulty of having all M in existence, sorry about that]
THOFB6x ...... 100,000,000,000
THOFB5x ..... 10,000,000,000
THOFB4x .... 1,000,000,000
THOFB3x ... 100,000,000
THOFB2x .. 10,000,000
THOFB1x . 1,000,000
[You may not cause the TRANSFER M amount 1 owner before the unique item exists in the same way as the one in §4, the main difference being that the owner is you instead of Zechariah]
§6 GM decides who is awarded the Order and how, etc(x4).