Your "internet badass" complexes, weak attempts at whit, and overall conspiracy theory has been quite entertaining. The best part of it all is that sooner or later someone with real "internet detective" skills is going to find out the real truth no matter how hard i try to keep my real life identity a secret, all of you are going to look like the idiots you are, and in the end, none of it will really matter. Thats what makes this all laughable. Even better, one of you "super internet detectives" have managed to get sooo close as to actually find the phone number to my gallery and call it only to hang up empty handed as my wife was the one to answer the phone and already knows whats going on.
I'll do one better since so many of you are on the trail while the rest sit and rant about conspiracy.
Here is the brainwallet output of my real identity for future reference when this all goes down.
Joe Ransmeier