Ruh Roh, aliens! Lol. Didn’t I say they were gonna bring out aliens as a final act? Pulling all the stops on the stupids. It’s a secret for now, the aliens made them pinky swear to not tell us “yet”. Haha
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Dec. 8, 2020, 3:52 PM EET / Updated Dec. 8, 2020, 10:29 PM EET
By Adela Suliman and Paul Goldman
A former Israeli space security chief has sent eyebrows shooting heavenward by saying that earthlings have been in contact with extraterrestrials from a "galactic federation."
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The Unidentified Flying Objects have asked not to publish that they are here, humanity is not ready yet," Haim Eshed, former head of Israel's Defense Ministry's space directorate, told Israel's Yediot Aharonot newspaper. The interview in Hebrew ran on Friday, and gained traction after parts were published in English by the Jerusalem Post on Tuesday.
A respected professor and retired general, Eshed said the aliens were equally curious about humanity and were seeking to understand "the fabric of the universe."
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Humanity isn’t ready yet so we’ll just tell you about it, but we actually can’t tell you about it cause we swore on our boyscout honor. Haha.
Humans have de-evolved to the lowest level of idiocracy. Where’s that fool alien ambassador, Spielberg, that has brainwashed 2 generations to believe this horse manure? I for one can’t wait for the actual “act”. Watch everybody freak out and foam at the mouth worse than this fake virus that’s gonna ban cash next year.
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You insignificant retards don’t deserve me! Still.
