With commodities you have a paper trail that can be manipulated, counterfeited, and estimated with rehypothecations of assets. Traditional derivative bets cannot be made with Bitcoin because you will be forced to prove ownership by signing your addresses. Good luck loaning bitcoins you don't have. Someday you may even be required to use triple-entry accounting. Better enjoy the wine while you can.
What he said, and the OP has a few facts about Bitcoin wrong, a few important facts. But hey ho, let the Wall Street criminals try, I look forward to it and giggle with my popcorn in anticipation
"Hey, wall street, i'll sell you 1 btc for £1 billion then you can play your silly paper games with that. Oh, you'll just pretend you have btc as you sell it to each other? Hahahaha, I have some monopoly money you can use."
When you're finished playing your games with your non-existant and useless paper, that you CAN'T send to anyone, we'll be laughing, and still laughing
Maths > wall street stupidity/corruption
edit: Let me put it this way, when anyone with a wall street paper btc tries promising the toilet paper to anyone, sure! If another wall street wa.. I mean banker sells it to another wall street wanker, sure, be happy, go ahead
Your imaginary paper will make the masses think that bitcoin is worth hell of a lot more of whatever its value will be at the time.
This will make masses of people, and people with lots of money, buy REAL bitcoins, increasing the real value (which is mathematically created as a weighted average and can not be increased by 'imaginary' paper money).
The paper btc will only carry value for the fools that accept it. And when they come face to face with someone who says "soo... send me the btc." They'll fall flat on their face, and suddenly they'll realise that their paper btc can't in fact imitate hard maths, and suddenly they'll realise how worthless their toilet paper is, and suddenly bOOm, sell sell sell, their silly toilet paper money disappears (whilst the real value of btc stays steady), and the wall street fools that brought into it are brought low. Whilst the real btc owners are giggling and eating their popcorn.
So, yes, create paper btc
increase attention and value to real btc and draw the masses to us
then watch as your toilet paper is extinguished as the 1st person refuses your paper money for real btc (and considering the peoples trust in the banks, that won't take long).
Satoshi already thought of this.