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legendary
Activity: 1064
Merit: 1001
October 02, 2012, 10:44:39 AM
#69
You get overwhelming student loans debt.

I put in as many chocolate coins that i can shove in

You get empty chocolate coin wrappers.

I put in a "Mr. Hands" video
member
Activity: 94
Merit: 10
October 02, 2012, 10:04:44 AM
#68
I put in a request for comical cartoon weaponry for my new minion Thomas.

HAHA yay Thomas!


You get a very clean canary from the coal mine.

I put in a coin-sized ACME portable hole.

You get an exercise ball.

I put in incriminating evidence from a crime scene.

You get poon-tang.

I put in academia

You get overwhelming student loans debt.

I put in as many chocolate coins that i can shove in
hero member
Activity: 532
Merit: 500
October 02, 2012, 09:40:38 AM
#67
I put in a request for comical cartoon weaponry for my new minion Thomas.

HAHA yay Thomas!


You get a very clean canary from the coal mine.

I put in a coin-sized ACME portable hole.

You get an exercise ball.

I put in incriminating evidence from a crime scene.

You get poon-tang.

I put in academia
legendary
Activity: 1064
Merit: 1001
October 02, 2012, 09:06:25 AM
#66
I put in a request for comical cartoon weaponry for my new minion Thomas.

HAHA yay Thomas!


You get a very clean canary from the coal mine.

I put in a coin-sized ACME portable hole.

You get an exercise ball.

I put in incriminating evidence from a crime scene.
full member
Activity: 140
Merit: 100
October 02, 2012, 07:21:53 AM
#65
You get a very clean canary from the coal mine.

I put in a coin-sized ACME portable hole.
sr. member
Activity: 574
Merit: 250
October 02, 2012, 01:45:23 AM
#64
You get back a sooty canary out of the coal mine.

I put in a firehose.
hero member
Activity: 532
Merit: 500
October 02, 2012, 01:19:26 AM
#63
You get HomelessJackie.com

I put in 3 dirty plates.

You get a dishwasher.

I put in a live cougar.

You get hydroponic catnip.

I put in a dead website.

You get this website.

I put in tweets.
full member
Activity: 140
Merit: 100
October 01, 2012, 11:15:21 PM
#62
You get HomelessJackie.com

I put in 3 dirty plates.

You get a dishwasher.

I put in a live cougar.

You get hydroponic catnip.

I put in a dead website.
sr. member
Activity: 277
Merit: 250
October 01, 2012, 10:35:02 PM
#61
You get HomelessJackie.com

I put in 3 dirty plates.

You get a dishwasher.

I put in a live cougar.
legendary
Activity: 1272
Merit: 1012
howdy
October 01, 2012, 10:30:33 PM
#60
You get HomelessJackie.com

I put in 3 dirty plates.
full member
Activity: 140
Merit: 100
October 01, 2012, 10:07:36 PM
#59
You get an unused fork.

I put in a request for comical cartoon weaponry for my new minion Thomas.
sr. member
Activity: 277
Merit: 250
October 01, 2012, 09:41:25 PM
#58
You get a glass of water from the local water machine.

I put in a big mac, large coke and a side of onion rings.

You get diabetes

I put in a rusty hacksaw

You get the private keys to Bitcoin Talk's donation address.

I put in 24 used napkins.
legendary
Activity: 1064
Merit: 1001
October 01, 2012, 09:40:31 PM
#57
You get a glass of water from the local water machine.

I put in a big mac, large coke and a side of onion rings.

You get diabetes

I put in a rusty hacksaw
member
Activity: 94
Merit: 10
October 01, 2012, 09:38:02 PM
#56
You get a glass of water from the local water machine.

I put in a big mac, large coke and a side of onion rings.
sr. member
Activity: 574
Merit: 250
October 01, 2012, 09:30:49 PM
#55
You get a genuine Nigerian Prince who wrote that check, and can provide you with a check cashing verification letter, absolutely risky free if you can just advance him the document processing fees.

I put in an old 2 kopek piece I found in a Leningrad subway station in 1981.
legendary
Activity: 1064
Merit: 1001
October 01, 2012, 08:33:31 PM
#54
You get a mason jar full of semen

I put in a $25 million cashiers check
hero member
Activity: 532
Merit: 500
October 01, 2012, 08:05:51 PM
#53
You get an angry man named Jack looking for his shit back.

I put in a chain maille bikini.

You get the village people on 8track

I put in my dignity

You get mauled by a honey badger.

I put in a satoshi.
full member
Activity: 168
Merit: 100
October 01, 2012, 07:40:36 PM
#52
You get an angry man named Jack looking for his shit back.

I put in a chain maille bikini.

You get the village people on 8track

I put in my dignity
sr. member
Activity: 574
Merit: 250
October 01, 2012, 06:50:43 PM
#51
You get an angry man named Jack looking for his shit back.

I put in a chain maille bikini.
hero member
Activity: 532
Merit: 500
October 01, 2012, 03:37:16 PM
#50
You get a sugar tesseract.

I put in Muad'Dib.

You get a Kiwi (the bird kind)

I put in about tree fiddy

You get dextroamphetamines.

I put in hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia

Ah thats sweet because i was actually looking for those, or mxe, or k..........


You get a nickle

I put in the last bits of my sanity.

Hehe, hooray ADHD meds.

You get jack shit.

I put in George Bush's IQ. Oh wait, I have to actually put something in. I put in an eraser.
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