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Topic: The Vending Machine - page 3. (Read 3081 times)

sr. member
Activity: 574
Merit: 250
September 28, 2012, 11:17:53 PM
#29
You get a massive attack of the farts.

Clutching my bruised tummy, I put in a mint condition Mickey Mantle baseball card.
hero member
Activity: 532
Merit: 500
September 28, 2012, 10:57:19 PM
#28
You get friends with weed, indeed.

I put in a prayer for all humankind to just all get along this holiday season. But I hammer on the coin return button immediately afterwards.

You get your wish ejected into your stomach at high speeds, knocking the wind out of you and leaving a nasty bruise.

I put in a protein shake with wheat grass juice.
sr. member
Activity: 574
Merit: 250
September 28, 2012, 10:52:28 PM
#27
You get friends with weed, indeed.

I put in a prayer for all humankind to just all get along this holiday season. But I hammer on the coin return button immediately afterwards.
sr. member
Activity: 434
Merit: 250
100%
September 28, 2012, 03:25:24 PM
#26
You get a red power ranger.

I put in my other boob. Its my last boob Sad

You get a cold.

I put in an insulin pump.

You get a crack baby

I put in a robber.

You get another robber.

I put in 10%.


You get Pirateat40's yacht with the Jolly Roger raised high and the SEC hot on your tail.

I put in Barium Cobalt Nitrate.

You get mother fucking science

I put in a chinese.

You get a little Wong.

I put in wealthy friends.
newbie
Activity: 56
Merit: 0
September 28, 2012, 03:19:30 PM
#25
You get a red power ranger.

I put in my other boob. Its my last boob Sad

You get a cold.

I put in an insulin pump.

You get a crack baby

I put in a robber.

You get another robber.

I put in 10%.


You get Pirateat40's yacht with the Jolly Roger raised high and the SEC hot on your tail.

I put in Barium Cobalt Nitrate.

You get mother fucking science

I put in a chinese.
hero member
Activity: 532
Merit: 500
September 28, 2012, 03:19:05 PM
#24
You get a red power ranger.

I put in my other boob. Its my last boob Sad

You get a cold.

I put in an insulin pump.

You get a crack baby

I put in a robber.

You get another robber.

I put in 10%.


You get Pirateat40's yacht with the Jolly Roger raised high and the SEC hot on your tail.

I put in Barium Cobalt Nitrate.
sr. member
Activity: 434
Merit: 250
100%
September 28, 2012, 03:13:06 PM
#23
You get a red power ranger.

I put in my other boob. Its my last boob Sad

You get a cold.

I put in an insulin pump.

You get a crack baby

I put in a robber.

You get another robber.

I put in 10%.
hero member
Activity: 532
Merit: 500
September 28, 2012, 03:01:36 PM
#22
You get a red power ranger.

I put in my other boob. Its my last boob Sad

You get a cold.

I put in an insulin pump.

You get a crack baby

I put in a robber.
Ean
full member
Activity: 199
Merit: 100
September 28, 2012, 02:49:41 PM
#21
You get a red power ranger.

I put in my other boob. Its my last boob Sad

You get a cold.

I put in an insulin pump.
newbie
Activity: 56
Merit: 0
September 28, 2012, 02:43:36 PM
#20
You only get 10%. Sorry.


I put in one bitcoin.

You get a promissory note from Pirateat40

I put in a Dvorak keyboard.

You get aids

I put ONE aid

You get flattery.

I put in a TARDIS

You get an item completely unrelated to a TARDIS cause idk what that is.

I put in a TARDIS.
You get teleported back to the 1600's in england and are burned for being a witch.

I put in Doctor Who

You get a red power ranger.

I put in my other boob. Its my last boob Sad
sr. member
Activity: 336
Merit: 254
CEO of Privex Inc. (www.privex.io)
September 28, 2012, 02:35:59 PM
#19
You only get 10%. Sorry.


I put in one bitcoin.

You get a promissory note from Pirateat40

I put in a Dvorak keyboard.

You get aids

I put ONE aid

You get flattery.

I put in a TARDIS

You get an item completely unrelated to a TARDIS cause idk what that is.

I put in a TARDIS.
You get teleported back to the 1600's in england and are burned for being a witch.

I put in Doctor Who
newbie
Activity: 56
Merit: 0
September 28, 2012, 02:30:36 PM
#18
You only get 10%. Sorry.


I put in one bitcoin.

You get a promissory note from Pirateat40

I put in a Dvorak keyboard.

You get aids

I put ONE aid

You get flattery.

I put in a TARDIS

You get an item completely unrelated to a TARDIS cause idk what that is.

I put in a TARDIS.
hero member
Activity: 532
Merit: 500
September 28, 2012, 02:02:46 PM
#17
You only get 10%. Sorry.


I put in one bitcoin.

You get a promissory note from Pirateat40

I put in a Dvorak keyboard.

You get aids

I put ONE aid

You get flattery.

I put in a TARDIS
newbie
Activity: 56
Merit: 0
September 28, 2012, 01:58:37 PM
#16
You only get 10%. Sorry.


I put in one bitcoin.

You get a promissory note from Pirateat40

I put in a Dvorak keyboard.

You get aids

I put ONE aid
hero member
Activity: 532
Merit: 500
September 28, 2012, 01:43:44 PM
#15
You only get 10%. Sorry.


I put in one bitcoin.

You get a promissory note from Pirateat40

I put in a Dvorak keyboard.
newbie
Activity: 56
Merit: 0
September 28, 2012, 01:09:00 PM
#14
You only get 10%. Sorry.


I put in one bitcoin.
sr. member
Activity: 434
Merit: 250
100%
September 28, 2012, 01:07:43 PM
#13
You get unemployed.

I put in the secret formula to make 7% per day investing anonymously in bitcoins...

^ You get instantly rerouted to the "SPAM" folder of my inbox.

I put in a 12 year old pair of Reebok pumps...

You get a hug. I need new shoes.

I put in one boob.

You get an industrial performance nipple clamp.

I put in 100%.

newbie
Activity: 56
Merit: 0
September 28, 2012, 12:33:20 PM
#12
You get unemployed.

I put in the secret formula to make 7% per day investing anonymously in bitcoins...

^ You get instantly rerouted to the "SPAM" folder of my inbox.

I put in a 12 year old pair of Reebok pumps...

You get a hug. I need new shoes.

I put in one boob.
sr. member
Activity: 294
Merit: 250
September 28, 2012, 12:25:49 PM
#11
You get unemployed.

I put in the secret formula to make 7% per day investing anonymously in bitcoins...

^ You get instantly rerouted to the "SPAM" folder of my inbox.

I put in a 12 year old pair of Reebok pumps...
sr. member
Activity: 574
Merit: 250
September 28, 2012, 12:23:47 PM
#10
You get unemployed.

I put in the secret formula to make 7% per day investing anonymously in bitcoins...
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