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vip
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December 21, 2015, 01:42:02 AM
#30
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Shocked You said 50$ sir now it's almost 5$  Huh Cry I already borrow on my friend on this forum cause you gonna give me the 50$  Embarrassed I m really really need it now sir sorry for disturbing you again .
Here sir  bruno. 1BVxNN9QwBy1R2h4ww92xuCeWySXaBfE3s



Dude, where you been? The dude I'm with here finalizing the new BitcoinTalk forum is passed out from doing weed with Satoshi's cousin. I'll get him to send the money in the morning Philippine time. I just tried to send ten dollars but it looks like the address you provided me doesn't work. Please send me another address as soon as possible before I smoke this weed and crawl in bed with Mike and Satoshi's cousin.
vip
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December 20, 2015, 11:54:03 PM
#29
For those who don't believe Jehovah's a jokester... vvv

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I already pm him but I need it now sir  Angry you say yesterday you wanna give the 50$  Embarrassed

I'm with him now finalizing the new Bitcointalk forum with Satoshi's cousin. Please remit to me a bitcoin wallet address whereupon I'm sure he'll send you the $5 as mentioned the other day.
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
December 20, 2015, 09:19:12 PM
#28
This poor person should open a reputation thread about Gleb. Promising $50 and not delivering is a scam. And to add insult to injury Gleb is mocking them.

Waiting for someone on DT to paint Gleb the darkest of reds for this blatant cheating!





If you did not pick up on any sarcasm in this post then either your sarcasm detector is malfunctioning or my sarcasm factory is putting out sub par products. Or both.

Cabbage!
hero member
Activity: 764
Merit: 500
I'm a cynic, I'm a quaint
December 20, 2015, 09:16:07 PM
#27
This poor person should open a reputation thread about Gleb. Promising $50 and not delivering is a scam. And to add insult to injury Gleb is mocking them.

Waiting for someone on DT to paint Gleb the darkest of reds for this blatant cheating!





If you did not pick up on any sarcasm in this post then either your sarcasm detector is malfunctioning or my sarcasm factory is putting out sub par products. Or both.
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
December 20, 2015, 02:45:50 PM
#26
For the past few days I've been humoring myself by yankin' some dude's chain via PMs. Here's the last PM I just sent him, with all the others forthcoming so that you, too, could enjoy the experience.

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My brother got sick (anibia) I guess wrong spelling  he had a bacteria on water , I gonna help my mama she got not enough money to buy some medicine,  if I can loan  on lending thread I will but my account not qualified to get a loan  Sad and I borrow on my friend this is a repayment schedule fuck this last I'm so disappointe dispressd  Embarrassed

Holy shit, man! Really? Bacteria on water? I had to Google that and read that people die from that shit. Hey, I don't think my $50 will be enough for you. Here's what I'm goin' to do for you. PM this guy (Mike) - https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/theymos-35 - and tell him to give $500 worth of bitcoins outta my account.

Please let me know if you need more.

Your friend, Bruno


LOL! This gave me a good laugh on a boring Sunday morning. Cheesy

These things are as funny as Nigerian Princes willing to share a $15 million heritage with you via email. Cheesy

OH MY GOD don't get me started fuuuuuuuck..

I have an old buddy who use to check his mail on my PC after work and he went on and on arguing with me
about how his Niferian scammer was legit.
And i kept telling him Google Man .. seriously LOL
When i met him i *warned* him i am a computer nerd..
He quickly told me "ME TOO" and that had had hacked a Bank for a million dollars and did jail time for it.
Then when he came by to use my Computer i could tell he was good at using his Yahoo email account ROFL

A lot of people -DO- believe in Nigerian scams and argue about it until the end of time.
The one my buddy got was a text book bit for bit exact classic scam and was easy to spot.
he got what every other guy on earth got.. some people really are -THAT- dumb :/

EDIT:
later my buddy moved to another town where he met a girl on a dating web site..
I told him don't move to Northern BC Canada in the winter.. it's cold dude !
Then he moved and after a couple weeks she threw him out for using her computer
to pick up more chick on dating sites ROFL
He called me asking if he could come back to Kelowna and move in with me..
i told him fuck no ..cya buddy have a nice life LOL

I know of a dude here in Sandwich, IL, who's almost as bad on Leroy Fodor. Almost, because this dude has yet to spread his lies on the Internet because he's not tech savvy, nor ever will he, now being 64 years of age.

About eight years ago he was hired on to detail cars (clean them spotless inside and out) at a used car lot. After being employed there for less than two weeks, he started bragging to everybody how he is part owner of the dealership.

Also, he still brags to this day about have a million-dollar-plus 401K that his sister controls, an impossibility because all his working history consisted of contract labor, never paid hourly where taxes were takin' out, etc. He now claims that the Social Security system is fucking him because he's only getting a little over a hundred bucks a month, his just reward for when he did work and paid taxes up to his very early twenties.

I have mega more stories about Tom, but you get the gist.

Glad you guys enjoyed the PMs. I was hopin' that the dude would continue the exchange, which he did, knowing that I would one day - last night - share them with you all. HAHAHA
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
December 20, 2015, 02:25:07 PM
#25
Wasting their time is an excellent way to discourage them, well played !

Did you know the Nigerian Princes give you a crazy story on purpose ? They do this to filter out the intelligent people that can think in  a critical manner, because that raises their success rate once people do reply Smiley

Excellent point! I'm now goin' to include your post in my Leroy "Honestly" Fodor tread sans comment. HAHAHA
legendary
Activity: 1540
Merit: 1011
FUD Philanthropist™
December 20, 2015, 12:20:15 PM
#24
For the past few days I've been humoring myself by yankin' some dude's chain via PMs. Here's the last PM I just sent him, with all the others forthcoming so that you, too, could enjoy the experience.

!!! WARNING: This user is a newbie. If you are expecting a message from a more veteran member, then this is an imposter !!!

My brother got sick (anibia) I guess wrong spelling  he had a bacteria on water , I gonna help my mama she got not enough money to buy some medicine,  if I can loan  on lending thread I will but my account not qualified to get a loan  Sad and I borrow on my friend this is a repayment schedule fuck this last I'm so disappointe dispressd  Embarrassed

Holy shit, man! Really? Bacteria on water? I had to Google that and read that people die from that shit. Hey, I don't think my $50 will be enough for you. Here's what I'm goin' to do for you. PM this guy (Mike) - https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/theymos-35 - and tell him to give $500 worth of bitcoins outta my account.

Please let me know if you need more.

Your friend, Bruno


LOL! This gave me a good laugh on a boring Sunday morning. Cheesy

These things are as funny as Nigerian Princes willing to share a $15 million heritage with you via email. Cheesy

OH MY GOD don't get me started fuuuuuuuck..

I have an old buddy who use to check his mail on my PC after work and he went on and on arguing with me
about how his Nigerian scammer was legit.
And i kept telling him Google Man .. seriously LOL
When i met him i *warned* him i am a computer nerd..
He quickly told me "ME TOO" and that had had hacked a Bank for a million dollars and did jail time for it.
Then when he came by to use my Computer i could tell he was good at using his Yahoo email account ROFL

A lot of people -DO- believe in Nigerian scams and argue about it until the end of time.
The one my buddy got was a text book bit for bit exact classic scam and was easy to spot.
he got what every other guy on earth got.. some people really are -THAT- dumb :/

EDIT:
later my buddy moved to another town where he met a girl on a dating web site..
I told him don't move to Northern BC Canada in the winter.. it's cold dude !
Then he moved and after a couple weeks she threw him out for using her computer
to pick up more chick on dating sites ROFL
He called me asking if he could come back to Kelowna and move in with me..
i told him fuck no ..cya buddy have a nice life LOL
legendary
Activity: 1274
Merit: 1000
★ BitClave ICO: 15/09/17 ★
December 20, 2015, 11:45:41 AM
#23
Don't worry, You got a savior!
Satoshi will hitman him before he gets you Grin

The email said:
@theymos does an email get expired on gmx.com ?

I don't know.

Have u received previous mails from him ? Did he use to sign those ?

I did receive emails from him in 2010. He didn't sign them.
copper member
Activity: 2926
Merit: 2348
December 20, 2015, 11:13:11 AM
#22
Somebody tell theymos to not to send $500 to this dude if by chance he PMs theymos after consuming too much eggnog up there in the state above me. HAHAHA
I seriously doubt that theymos is going to believe that dude when he asks for $500 out of your "account"

I have to admit that it is hilarious to see beggers/scammers getting the runaround like this. I am surprised just how gullible he is in continuing to PM you for days like this. I wonder how much time he spent waiting for those 360 second limits to expire for him to send a reply to you
legendary
Activity: 1274
Merit: 1050
December 20, 2015, 09:43:45 AM
#21
Wasting their time is an excellent way to discourage them, well played !

Did you know the Nigerian Princes give you a crazy story on purpose ? They do this to filter out the intelligent people that can think in  a critical manner, because that raises their success rate once people do reply Smiley
legendary
Activity: 2170
Merit: 1427
December 20, 2015, 06:56:51 AM
#20
For the past few days I've been humoring myself by yankin' some dude's chain via PMs. Here's the last PM I just sent him, with all the others forthcoming so that you, too, could enjoy the experience.

!!! WARNING: This user is a newbie. If you are expecting a message from a more veteran member, then this is an imposter !!!

My brother got sick (anibia) I guess wrong spelling  he had a bacteria on water , I gonna help my mama she got not enough money to buy some medicine,  if I can loan  on lending thread I will but my account not qualified to get a loan  Sad and I borrow on my friend this is a repayment schedule fuck this last I'm so disappointe dispressd  Embarrassed

Holy shit, man! Really? Bacteria on water? I had to Google that and read that people die from that shit. Hey, I don't think my $50 will be enough for you. Here's what I'm goin' to do for you. PM this guy (Mike) - https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/theymos-35 - and tell him to give $500 worth of bitcoins outta my account.

Please let me know if you need more.

Your friend, Bruno


LOL! This gave me a good laugh on a boring Sunday morning. Cheesy

These things are as funny as Nigerian Princes willing to share a $15 million heritage with you via email. Cheesy
legendary
Activity: 2142
Merit: 1065
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December 20, 2015, 06:12:15 AM
#19
Can't believe how silly thoses kids could be... Sometimes I feel that we need to implement an IQ test before joining here /accessing the Internet? (no).
Hopefully i didn't receive theses spam.. I don't have much time theses days to play with them anyway  Undecided but I get an idea from here, i know a trustworthy rich Filipino guy that could help him/her for sure  Wink
legendary
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Terminated.
December 20, 2015, 05:51:06 AM
#18
Oh yeah, I tend to do the same to people asking for Bitcoins. Quite a fun story. Do I get 50$ for asking nicely?
legendary
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#Free market
December 20, 2015, 05:27:12 AM
#17
Here we go  Roll Eyes, this is mine :


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Hello sir can you give me some bitcoin  Huh
legendary
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FUD Philanthropist™
December 20, 2015, 05:00:46 AM
#16
Seriously Funny !
I also wonder how many of us got that PM.. just Gleb and myself ?
vip
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December 20, 2015, 04:17:29 AM
#15
Here's the rest of the PMs:

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but sir i need the 0.03 so I can make it more than 50$
give me the 0.03 and a day o two give it to me the 30$
please sir give me a chance  Angry

I'm confused. 0.03 BTC only equals $13.83 at the current rate, not $30. And, within a couple days I'll be giving you $50 worth of BTC once it's remitted back to me. What am I missing? I assume you know what remitted means, don't you?

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I know sir , but I need it  Tongue
do you have extra account with high rank?
I can't join on campaign I'm a new on forum

I know you need it, hence trying to help. Yes, I do have another account with a higher rank. Would that help you?

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yeah it gonna be help me . I would like to join on signature campaign

great. signature campaign is great. which one are you joining?

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any signature campaign I go to high payment
sir can I borrow 0.03? I need it now as in

now as in what? I'm confused. Tomorrow not soon enough for $50?

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now as in what? I'm confused. Tomorrow not soon enough for $50?
okay sir I will wait tommorow ...
can I use your extra account ? so I can earn some satoshi? iwant  to join  on campaign on high paying

my extra account has private PMs on them and you have to promise to not read them.
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hola sir

hola

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Sir its ME allysa my account got ban Sad

No problem. What's the latest?

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Do you send the gift now sir & your extra account can I use iwanna join on campaign

Still waiting for guy to return to me?

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Okay sir I still hoping for that  Roll Eyes ..sir can I use your other account? Iwanna join on high payment campaign

What about that $50?

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What do you mean sir?  I'm still waiting&hoping for your 50$ now  sir

Okay. I'll give my account to somebody else then to use to make money via a sig campaign even though you were my first choice. $50 it still is? Thank you.

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Its up to you sir , but I need that 50$ now  I really need it so much ..

Almost got it. What time is it where you are at?

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1to7 am forum time sir

Okay, sent. Check your DogeCoin wallet to make sure you got it and Merry Christmas.

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I don't have any dogecoin sir , if you send it to my wallet its gonna be failed cause it a bitcoin wallet

I replied to you by mistake. I was sending Doge to another person. Too bad you don't have a Doge wallet. I'm still almost waiting for the other person to remit to me the $50 back that I sent to him by mistake thinking it was your bitcoin wallet address I was sending to hoping that he doesn't scam me out of it seeing now that it looks like he's jacking me if you know what I mean by that not trying to be rude or anything in case you are a woman or a man having values which sometimes I do not which I do apologize if that is the case so please forgive me.

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Sir please I'm gonna die Sad

I am so sorry. I truly didn't know you were sick. If you don't mind me asking, how much time do you have left before you meet your maker assuming you're a believer which reminds me of that Beatles song (or is it The Monkeys?) "I'm a Believer" not to be confused with "I'm a Bieleber" which is a parody mocking Justin Bieber but I digress.

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I need it tomorrow sir  Embarrassed

Tomorrow may be good. Thank you.

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Hello sir this is the day you send it? Cause this is a my last I'm really really needed now sir I got a big big problem   Embarrassed

Please let me know what your big big problem is that I can see how fast to send it. The bigger the problem, the faster I send.

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My brother got sick (anibia) I guess wrong spelling  he had a bacteria on water , I gonna help my mama she got not enough money to buy some medicine,  if I can loan  on lending thread I will but my account not qualified to get a loan  Sad and I borrow on my friend this is a repayment schedule fuck this last I'm so disappointe dispressd  Embarrassed

Holy shit, man! Really? Bacteria on water? I had to Google that and read that people die from that shit. Hey, I don't think my $50 will be enough for you. Here's what I'm goin' to do for you. PM this guy (Mike) - https://bitcointalksearch.org/user/theymos-35 - and tell him to give $500 worth of bitcoins outta my account.

Please let me know if you need more.

Your friend, Bruno

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But I need that 50$ now to buy some medicine really now sir Bruno really really now

You're in luck! Send PM like I told you and you get $500 now.

Your friend, Bruno

Somebody tell theymos to not to send $500 to this dude if by chance he PMs theymos after consuming too much eggnog up there in the state above me. HAHAHA
vip
Activity: 1428
Merit: 1145
December 20, 2015, 04:04:35 AM
#14
i like how your scammer started changing the story as to WHY she wants the money LOL

Run the horse around the pen until it's tired i say !

I'll keep going unless he knows this thread exist. Since you guys are enjoying the convo, give me a few minutes to post the rest of them. I just read them again in sequence and am still smiling ear to ear.
legendary
Activity: 1540
Merit: 1011
FUD Philanthropist™
December 20, 2015, 03:57:27 AM
#13
i like how your scammer started changing the story as to WHY she wants the money LOL

Run the horse around the pen until it's tired i say !
newbie
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Merit: 0
December 20, 2015, 03:56:11 AM
#12
Time well spent. Almost as funny as a rickroll nowadays.
sr. member
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December 20, 2015, 03:55:16 AM
#11
Keep on playing with him xD Let's see what happens in the end.

He might even open a scam accusation against you Gleb xD
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