So, did you get anyone laid?
Dude, I'm in AriNev, hence had to resort to jacking off to the following cuties:
I think it was during jacking off to the last one when I scratched my balls.
Here's something to think about:
Daughter: Mommy, where are we going?
Astute Mother: We're going to Washington DC to protest against the new president for espousing that he'd like to snatch women's pussies.
Daughter: What do you mean?
Astute Mother: Nevermind, just wear the damn pussyhat and don't talk to any of the perverted liberal men in attendance.
Daugher: Why?
Astute Mother: Because they might grab your pussy like when Uncle Joe was over last Thanksgiving.
Daugher: Was it Uncle Joe that you were fucking while daddy went to work?
Astute Mother: No, that was Uncle Bill from my second marriage. Does your pussyhat fit okay?
"Maggie, I am being real! One day our great-great granddaughters will be wearing pussyhats while marching in Washingtion DC."
