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Quote from: BADecker on March 26, 2020, 02:13:38 PM

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Actually, using the hand is what God wants. After all, He GAVE you your hands for free. If you don't use them, you are dishonoring God.

Cool

So...here we are having an intelligent toilet paper shortage discussion and somehow you manage to involve your imaginary sky fairy friend nonsense...who da thunk?

KingScorpio

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Quote from: BADecker on March 28, 2020, 11:46:16 AM

^^^ Right! Cheesy

And don't wear pants any more.

Only wear skirts.

Or maybe kilts.

So that you don't have to go through the problem of undressing every time you want to use the commode.

Especially in a public restroom.

there is no problem with wetness if you use a bidet or a shower, also not if you don't wear underpants.

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^^^ Right! Cheesy

And don't wear pants any more.

Only wear skirts.

Or maybe kilts.

So that you don't have to go through the problem of undressing every time you want to use the commode.

Especially in a public restroom.

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you shower you butt bei either removing the head of your shower

(A)

or you use a special bidet solution

(B)

or a bidet in the first place

(C)

or you join the sick and disgusting rednecks with their 1 toiletpaper roll a year solution

(D) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mclrqUCpoE

or islamic fundamentalists that use their left hand

(E)

i persnally recommend option (A) its cheapest and you live even cleaner than with toilet paper
and its not as digusting as muslim solutions with the left hand....

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Quote from: suchmoon on March 27, 2020, 09:38:57 PM

Someone dropped two phone books (I didn't realize they still make those things) on my doorstep a couple of months ago. They're printed on something closely resembling "commercial" (extremely thin) TP.

You realize, don't you, that using phone book, or Sears catalog pages, might cause ink and other paper chemicals to be absorbed into you system, right? And what are these chemicals going to do to reduce your immune strength to fight Coronavirus?

I wonder if Mike Adams, the Health ranger, at https://www.naturalnews.com/, has thought to check out how much stuff is absorbed when you wipe. I mean, it might be that CV was designed by its creators to absorb TP chemicals which will ruin the immune system, making CV more toxic and deadly than ever!

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Well, at least plumbers have job security and I would suspect are doing brisk business with all of the replacements people are using to wipe their ass. Only problem is that I am sure plumbers would have difficulty obtaining PPE.

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Someone dropped two phone books (I didn't realize they still make those things) on my doorstep a couple of months ago. They're printed on something closely resembling "commercial" (extremely thin) TP.

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My grocery store still has no toilet paper. I went out and bought a couple packs, the usual amount I buy when I run out, but regretting not getting another. I am not however talking about hoarding toilet paper. If you're one of the people who did, then take a look at the mirror and you'll see one selfish son of a bitch. I really need a bidet !

edit: went back to my grocery store today and still not toilet paper. Went to several CVS and Walgreens stores around me and still couldn't find and toilet paper. I'm afraid that before long, I'll be forced to use tissues..or.....

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Quote from: KingScorpio on March 27, 2020, 09:22:13 AM

Quote from: BADecker on March 26, 2020, 02:13:38 PM

Quote from: KingScorpio on March 26, 2020, 02:09:58 PM

no one in the west wipes with the hands, there are bidets, or shower hoes/pipes. using your hand would be degrading.

In the west of what? Usually the West means the USA or Western Europe.

Actually, using the hand is what God wants. After all, He GAVE you your hands for free. If you don't use them, you are dishonoring God.

Cool

wiping your ass with the hands is something for arabs that life in the desert, in europe india, and china there are everywhere plants and vegetation and also water (all cities built on rivers) you can use as emergency toilet paper.

and people can keep their hand clean,

thank God i have not been born as an arab living in the desert, must be really disgusting to life as an arab beduin.

i bet this video wouldnt be disgusting for an arab https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd4YQ_D1SB0

In the wetter lands, there are all kinds of plants that people can use. Think of the corn cobs used in America before there were Sears catalogs... and before TP.

In dry lands, washing the hands with sand is way more practical than using plants, which often can't be found.

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Quote from: BADecker on March 26, 2020, 02:13:38 PM

Quote from: KingScorpio on March 26, 2020, 02:09:58 PM

no one in the west wipes with the hands, there are bidets, or shower hoes/pipes. using your hand would be degrading.

In the west of what? Usually the West means the USA or Western Europe.

Actually, using the hand is what God wants. After all, He GAVE you your hands for free. If you don't use them, you are dishonoring God.

Cool

wiping your ass with the hands is something for arabs that life in the desert, in europe india, and china there are everywhere plants and vegetation and also water (all cities built on rivers) you can use as emergency toilet paper.

and people can keep their hand clean,

thank God i have not been born as an arab living in the desert, must be really disgusting to life as an arab beduin.

i bet this video wouldnt be disgusting for an arab https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd4YQ_D1SB0

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Damn that is a hard times for you now, this crisis is maing sure that everyone is showing their characters. People are good until there will be survival. I hope you guys are doing okay.

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Quote from: Artemis3 on March 26, 2020, 10:13:47 AM

Quote from: BADecker on March 26, 2020, 06:01:41 AM

In the past the big question was, "How am I going to make my $million?"

Now the additional question is, "And where am I going to find any toilet paper to buy?"

Cool

You are experiencing what my country did about 5~7 years ago, of course it was laughed off by foreigners. See who is laughing now.

Get that soap while you still can... Saving water isn't a bad idea if you think there will be shortages (we have). Maybe buy and install a few tanks if you don't have.

Fact: Humanity only started using toilet paper around 1920, exactly a century ago, when Americans introduced it as "medicated paper" or such.

The history of the toilet (Water closet?) is also interesting, its on youtube. Very british.

There's a new currency here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q981ano2Xg

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Quote from: KingScorpio on March 26, 2020, 02:09:58 PM

no one in the west wipes with the hands, there are bidets, or shower hoes/pipes. using your hand would be degrading.

In the west of what? Usually the West means the USA or Western Europe.

Actually, using the hand is what God wants. After all, He GAVE you your hands for free. If you don't use them, you are dishonoring God.

Cool

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Quote from: BADecker on March 26, 2020, 02:05:42 PM

Quote from: KingScorpio on March 26, 2020, 01:58:00 PM

Quote from: BADecker on March 26, 2020, 01:24:06 PM

Quote from: AliceWood21 on March 25, 2020, 04:38:16 PM

Quote from: bones261 on March 11, 2020, 06:28:09 PM

Boy, I didn't realize that toilet paper is such a coveted item. Tried to order some this weekend with my grocery store delivery, no dice. Waited to get some today, store shelf empty. Called one store, nope. Called another store, got lucky. However, I only bought one package of 12. The clerk asked me if I wanted more. I hope that I didn't make a crucial error. Although, I am sure cloth rags and frequent showers will work. Or is running water going to be in short supply soon, too? How long, exactly, are people expecting to be holed up? We only have like 33 presumptive cases in the state that I am in at the moment, and I live in a rather large state.(area wise)

only one solution, ditch the toilet paper and start using your regular pail! Wink

Still gotta wipe. Cool

well muslim tradition is to wipe their ass with their left hand and eat with their right hand, thiefs in muslim world are therefore double punishes as they have to eat and wipe their ass with the same left hand then.

So, this whole thread is useless. After all, we wash our hands after wiping, whether or not we use TP. Or don't you wash after wiping without TP?

Cool

no one in the west wipes with the hands, there are bidets, or shower hoes/pipes. using your hand would be degrading.

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Quote from: KingScorpio on March 26, 2020, 01:58:00 PM

Quote from: BADecker on March 26, 2020, 01:24:06 PM

Quote from: AliceWood21 on March 25, 2020, 04:38:16 PM

Quote from: bones261 on March 11, 2020, 06:28:09 PM

Boy, I didn't realize that toilet paper is such a coveted item. Tried to order some this weekend with my grocery store delivery, no dice. Waited to get some today, store shelf empty. Called one store, nope. Called another store, got lucky. However, I only bought one package of 12. The clerk asked me if I wanted more. I hope that I didn't make a crucial error. Although, I am sure cloth rags and frequent showers will work. Or is running water going to be in short supply soon, too? How long, exactly, are people expecting to be holed up? We only have like 33 presumptive cases in the state that I am in at the moment, and I live in a rather large state.(area wise)

only one solution, ditch the toilet paper and start using your regular pail! Wink

Still gotta wipe. Cool

well muslim tradition is to wipe their ass with their left hand and eat with their right hand, thiefs in muslim world are therefore double punishes as they have to eat and wipe their ass with the same left hand then.

So, this whole thread is useless. After all, we wash our hands after wiping, whether or not we use TP. Or don't you wash after wiping without TP?

Cool

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Quote from: BADecker on March 26, 2020, 01:24:06 PM

Quote from: AliceWood21 on March 25, 2020, 04:38:16 PM

Quote from: bones261 on March 11, 2020, 06:28:09 PM

Boy, I didn't realize that toilet paper is such a coveted item. Tried to order some this weekend with my grocery store delivery, no dice. Waited to get some today, store shelf empty. Called one store, nope. Called another store, got lucky. However, I only bought one package of 12. The clerk asked me if I wanted more. I hope that I didn't make a crucial error. Although, I am sure cloth rags and frequent showers will work. Or is running water going to be in short supply soon, too? How long, exactly, are people expecting to be holed up? We only have like 33 presumptive cases in the state that I am in at the moment, and I live in a rather large state.(area wise)

only one solution, ditch the toilet paper and start using your regular pail! Wink

Still gotta wipe. Cool

well muslim tradition is to wipe their ass with their left hand and eat with their right hand, thiefs in muslim world are therefore double punishes as they have to eat and wipe their ass with the same left hand then.

BADecker

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Quote from: AliceWood21 on March 25, 2020, 04:38:16 PM

Quote from: bones261 on March 11, 2020, 06:28:09 PM

Boy, I didn't realize that toilet paper is such a coveted item. Tried to order some this weekend with my grocery store delivery, no dice. Waited to get some today, store shelf empty. Called one store, nope. Called another store, got lucky. However, I only bought one package of 12. The clerk asked me if I wanted more. I hope that I didn't make a crucial error. Although, I am sure cloth rags and frequent showers will work. Or is running water going to be in short supply soon, too? How long, exactly, are people expecting to be holed up? We only have like 33 presumptive cases in the state that I am in at the moment, and I live in a rather large state.(area wise)

only one solution, ditch the toilet paper and start using your regular pail! Wink

Still gotta wipe. Cool

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Quote from: AliceWood21 on March 25, 2020, 04:38:16 PM

Quote from: bones261 on March 11, 2020, 06:28:09 PM

Boy, I didn't realize that toilet paper is such a coveted item. Tried to order some this weekend with my grocery store delivery, no dice. Waited to get some today, store shelf empty. Called one store, nope. Called another store, got lucky. However, I only bought one package of 12. The clerk asked me if I wanted more. I hope that I didn't make a crucial error. Although, I am sure cloth rags and frequent showers will work. Or is running water going to be in short supply soon, too? How long, exactly, are people expecting to be holed up? We only have like 33 presumptive cases in the state that I am in at the moment, and I live in a rather large state.(area wise)

only one solution, ditch the toilet paper and start using your regular pail! Wink

shower hose or bidet

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Quote from: Artemis3 on March 26, 2020, 10:13:47 AM

Quote from: BADecker on March 26, 2020, 06:01:41 AM

In the past the big question was, "How am I going to make my $million?"

Now the additional question is, "And where am I going to find any toilet paper to buy?"

Cool

You are experiencing what my country did about 5~7 years ago, of course it was laughed off by foreigners. See who is laughing now.

Get that soap while you still can... Saving water isn't a bad idea if you think there will be shortages (we have). Maybe buy and install a few tanks if you don't have.

Fact: Humanity only started using toilet paper around 1920, exactly a century ago, when Americans introduced it as "medicated paper" or such.

The history of the toilet (Water closet?) is also interesting, its on youtube. Very british.

people used old newspapers before that, and before that they used cloth (also wet) or plants

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Quote from: BADecker on March 26, 2020, 06:01:41 AM

In the past the big question was, "How am I going to make my $million?"

Now the additional question is, "And where am I going to find any toilet paper to buy?"

Cool

You are experiencing what my country did about 5~7 years ago, of course it was laughed off by foreigners. See who is laughing now.

Get that soap while you still can... Saving water isn't a bad idea if you think there will be shortages (we have). Maybe buy and install a few tanks if you don't have.

Fact: Humanity only started using toilet paper around 1920, exactly a century ago, when Americans introduced it as "medicated paper" or such.

The history of the toilet (Water closet?) is also interesting, its on youtube. Very british.

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