they speak French on Mars
Don't the Martians havd their own language?
And don't the French have their own Martians?
Zut! They have their own Martians but don't have a word for 'entrepreneur'?
That's actually not true. But it
is well known that Martians that don't have a word for 'chik-kak skirrr graack-k psstsst greek-tsk'.
Your armpits are particularly fragrant.
chik-kak skirrr graack-k psstsst greek-tsk
Translation: (Pectoral folds) (not) (malodorous) (of other self).
Flare your nostils to the greatest possible extent and hold the tip of your left index finger to the end of your nose for a minimum of 5 seconds. Emphasis may be added opening your eyes as widely as you can.
Note: Use this complimentary greeting cautiously as it is reserved for only those occasions when you are flattering a social superior of either sex or ingratiating yourself before attempting to mate. Insensitivity with respect to whom you are speaking could result in a most unpleasantly fatal social blunder. /quote
Dogs do this too. 'Morning Rex, liver for dinner last night, was it?' [sniffs bottom]
'Morning Rover, and you had Iams again? Have they no kindness, your staff?' [sniffs bottom]
I would hate to see a Bruno "apparent suicide" post on here... 
