Every Thursday, we could scoot around on our jet-skis-made-up-as-mock-pirate-ships, and Nerf-Rocket the shit out of JJG's island.
............ I mean, I can dare to dream, right ?
Remember what happened to Snowball in Animal Farm? or Piggy in Lord of the Flies?
Not looking good for JJG in this "dream".
I studied Lord Of The Flies at school for English GCSE, got a B grade lol.
As soon as
dat conch got smashed shit started going down
Ahhhh memories of being at school - What a waste of time that was.
OK. See... I have wordy-man on ignore, so I would not normally see his post, but he has a terribly bad attitude about this possible utopia.
Yes. I am skeptical - especially after seeing the whitepaper.
He's not thinking of "fun-factor" for defensive purposes on his end.
Can you imagine ? Coconut trebuchets, slings, and cannons, for example, aimed with some level of skill at us scooting Nerf-Gun-Pirates ?
At worst, some dude gets knocked the fuck off his scooter, life-jacket comes into play, and "pirate-squad" immediately tends to any fallen team-mates.
At best, coconuts float on water, so we'll have a bountiful harvest upon retreat.
Perhaps we up our game, and develop jet-skis with some sort of hydrostatic-pressure based mobile cannons, capable of returning the coconuts, softly, back to JJG's island.
Do I have to plan EVERYTHING ?!??
You don't have to plan everything, because I see all the good and "lovey dovey" intentions, but boys will be boys, just like Animal Farm and Lord of the Flies shows. It is all fun and games until someone's eye gets poked out and more specifically either someone is extradited in the Snowball case or worse outcomes, like what happened to Piggy. FML.